Honkai Impact 3rd: The audience of social death in the second creation of sand sculpture

[Hu Tao: Wow, Zhongli, the "Sending Immortals Ceremony" was actually entrusted to our Wangsheng Hall! ]

[Hu Tao: I will definitely give the old man Yan Wang Dijun a grand funeral! ]

[Hu Tao: What do you think? If we find two attendants and add the two of us to carry his coffin around Liyue Harbor, would that be grand enough? ]

[Zhongli: ...Let me do it. No need to trouble the hall master.]

[Hu Tao: What do you mean? You look down on me?]

【Wendy: He just wanted to die with dignity, what's wrong with him! 】

【Zhongli:......】

[Xing: Your silence is deafening~]

In the video, Diluk is still outputting: "On the way to prepare for the "Send Immortal Ceremony", Mr. Zhongli, who was purchasing materials, fully demonstrated the financial management concept of 'enjoy life while you can, and let everything go with the flow'."

Kaiya explained: "It's just stupid to buy things without a wallet."

Diluk: After boasting about my high-class knowledge that has no practical use, I bought a high-quality Night Stone at half price with the help of the Rock King.

Kaiya: "In the end, it was still the young master who paid the bill."

Diluk: "After I told the store that I was buying the Immortal Gift Ceremony for the Rock King, I got three top-quality Neon Flowers for free."

Kaia: "On the other hand, a certain singing god is so poor that he can only drink apple juice in bulk."

【Wendy:? 】

【Wendy: Are you cursing again?】

[Diluk: Isn't that true? ]

[Diluk: Oh, that's not true—you even have to buy bulk cider on credit.]

[Wendy:......]

Diluk in the video continued to explain: "Then find Ying'er at the "Spring Fragrance Kiln" to make the ointment. Her words are very provocative and make people imagine a lot."

Kaeya: "Liyue Ying'er, the God of Cars."

【Ying Er: Oh? Is it me? But I'm just helping out a little, what are you imagining?】

[Ying: Okay, the "Send Immortal Ceremony" is paused. Paimon, go cool off over there. I want to have a good solo with this car god.]

[Dr. Tesla: Are you going to have a solo with her? You are just greedy for her body! You are a slut!]

[Ying: I just want her body! I'm honest!]

【Ying'er: ...This traveler's words are not impossible~】

[Amber: Ying! Ying, where are you going? We are about to enter Mondstadt! ]

[Ying: Let’s not go to Mondstadt! Paimon, Elbow, let’s go to Liyue! ]

【Ying'er:......】

In the video, Diluk ignored the chaos in the live broadcast room and continued to reveal information: "When purchasing the kite symbolizing the Seven Gods, Zhongli once again forgot to bring his wallet."

Kaeya & Paimon in the video: "It's amazing, how come this guy hasn't starved to death yet."

[Hu Tao: Because it is my Wangsheng Hall that is raising him! ]

[Hu Tao: Broken down and crying.jpg]

【Zhongli:......】

Diluk: "In order to purchase the "Eternal Life Incense", you need to help Zombie Qiqi go to Tianheng Mountain and use the Return Machine to hunt the "Coconut Sheep". "

Kaiya: "After searching in vain, I finally discovered that the Coconut Sheep is a fairy beast invented by Qiqi that produces coconut milk."

Diluk: "In the end, Master bought the Eternal Life Incense worth 299 million at a preferential price of 300 million."

Kaiya: "From a general rational point of view, this saves 9995 yuan more than the yuan coupon for Rolls-Royce."

[Xing: Where is the young master? Is the young master here? ]

【Young Master:? 】

[Xing: You may not believe this, but the moment I saw your wallet... no, the moment I saw your face, I knew that I would definitely make you my friend!]

[March 7: Yes, it is very difficult to find such a purebred big enemy. ]

[Young Master: ...It doesn't matter, it's not my money anyway.]

[Rich man:? ? ? 】

[Xing: The guy above, when I saw your name for the first time, I knew that I would definitely make you my friend! ]

[Kiana: This sounds so familiar, I seem to have heard it just now.]

Diluk: "The story ends with Ganyu, the secretary of Yuehai Pavilion, inviting the protagonist to the Qunyu Pavilion on behalf of Tianquan Ningguang."

Kaeya looked at the image of Ganyu that appeared beside him and was silent for a long time before he spoke: "Is this person... a coconut sheep?"

【Qiqi: Ah, coconut sheep.】

[Qiqi: Coconut goat milk, coconut milk, cool and delicious. ]

[Ying: To be honest, looking at this body, I also want to drink it - fresh is best, I can suck it myself. ]

[Xing: What a coincidence, me too - it's a pity that we are not from the same universe. ]

【Ganyu: I am not, I am not! 】

Diluk: "Based on the official PV, we can speculate that the Jade Pavilion will most likely be demolished."

[Ningguang:? ? ? 】

[Ningguang: What do you mean? Are the Fatui still planning to attack my Jade Pavilion? ]

[Young Master: Please don’t put all the blame on us fools! ]

Although we, the Fatui, did plan this matter, you can't doubt us without any evidence!

Kaeya: "In addition, the eleventh of the Fatui's eleven executive officers, Childe, Tartaglia, will be implemented in the 11 version on November 11th."

Kaiya: "I recommend that all travelers draw cards at 11:11:11 in the morning to carry out their single bachelor character to the end."

[Young Master: Uh...what do you mean? I am a game character?]

[Heita: No, it should be said that we are all game characters.]

[Young Master: That’s fine, but what do you mean by a single bachelor? I have a happy family and several brothers and sisters!]

[Qingque: But that doesn't stop you from being single! ]

[Young Master: ...Women will only slow down my sword-drawing speed! ]

[Zhongli: What affected your sword-drawing speed was that you forgot to switch back to the bow.]

【Young Master: ......】

The video is coming to an end.

Kaiya: "Okay, that's all for this issue of Mond News. I'm the host, Kaiya."

Diluk: "I am the host Diluk."

All: "Thank you for watching!"

("Genshin Impact Sand Sculpture News (Issue 1)", End!)

[Xing: So, the specialty of this country of winter is the enthusiastic citizens? ]

[Kiana: What a coincidence! You are from the Kingdom of Winter, and we are from the Far East Branch. ]

[Ying: Winter... seems to be one of the stops on my originally planned trip? ]

[Paimon: Original plan? Traveler, have you changed your plan? ]

[Ying: Well, I've decided - as long as I don't die, I won't move. ]

[Ying: Now that I think about it, Mondstadt is a perfect fit for me! ]

[Paimon: Why? ]

[Ying: I just learned a mysterious spell from the Mond people that can solve all problems! ]

[Paimon: Wow! So amazing! Can it really solve all problems? Tell me quickly, tell me quickly! ]

[Ying: Huh, huh, listen carefully! ]

【Ying: Noel! 】