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Chapter 53: All about true feelings
Shen Jihuai frowned, pouted, and looked disgusted. He fell into Apumian's arms, rolled around, held her hand, and said aggrievedly: "Why do you have to push all kinds of bugs to me? Do I look like a very playboy bug?"
Apumian shook his head seriously: "Not like that."
Shen Jihuai is not unfaithful, he just has a hole in his brain.
This was Apmian's highest evaluation of Shen Jihuai. How bad could a person who only wanted to go home be?
After getting the reply, Shen Jihuai immediately became excited as if he had been injected with chicken blood. No matter who the bug on the other side of the network was, he started to speak passionately.
[So what if the Apmian gland is injured? Is it necessary to keep bringing it up? You need the gland to keep the male insects. How noble you are, but no insect wants you. No, you should find a male insect to marry as soon as possible. Then you will know whether the gland is good or bad.
I will say Apmian's glands scold you again. Even if Apmian didn't have glands, I would still like him. Our relationship is fine without the glands as a bond. Also, Apmian's glands were injured during the mission. He is not disabled, he is a hero of Tris.
Come on, let me see how good you are. Have you applied for a job in the First Army? Have you made any contribution to Tris? If not, shut up. You are not even as good as Apumian by a hair, and you are still hiding behind the Internet to insult Apumian. I am giving you face, right? 】
After sending the message, Shen Jihuai felt refreshed. "They keep talking about glands and glands. They really think that having a gland is a big deal. Humph, they don't know that insects can bond with each other without the need for glands to emit pheromones. It's just that they haven't discovered it yet."
Apumian was stunned for a moment and said in shock: "No need for pheromones?" He didn't quite understand what Shen Jihuai meant.
When Shen Jihuai thought of this, he thought of some restricted scenes, and said with a blushing face: "In fact, it's OK as long as they like each other. Stubaner told me before that male insects can freely release pheromones. Those male insects who use the excuse that they can't release pheromones and need to whip or abuse female insects to get pleasure are just looking for excuses to satisfy their own selfish desires.
Instead, it is the female insect that needs to be comforted. If the female insect cannot feel pleasant emotions, she will not open the szq and will be very painful. Reproduction is a very torturous thing for them. Otherwise, why do you think the survival rate of insect cubs is so low? In fact, the female insect is the one that should be taken care of.
Those maggots are actually rebelling against the Heavenly Gang, and you didn't even notice it, and you foolishly beat them up, are you masochists?"
After listening to Shen Jihuai's popular science, Apumian could no longer maintain his outward calm. His whole face turned red, and he stammered as he moved to the side, trying to distance himself from Shen Jihuai to ease the embarrassment.
So, this was the reason. No wonder he could still conceive a worm cub even though his glands were damaged. He accepted Shen Jihuai voluntarily. He said that if he didn't like Shen Jihuai, how could he be willing to give birth to a worm cub for Shen Jihuai.
"If I make this secret public, will those insects feel as if the sky has fallen and all their suffering has been in vain?" Shen Jihuai was eager to try. He was looking forward to the expressions on the faces of the abused female insects after they knew the truth and whether they would catch the maggots and beat them up.
Shen Jihuai had long been fed up with the arrogant faces of those maggots. If the female insect hadn't mentioned it today, he would have almost forgotten about it. It seemed that similar experimental results had been reported in his previous life, but at that time the male insects had just achieved an overwhelming victory, so the experimental results were not important to them at all.
Apumian doesn't plan to tell anyone about the result for the time being. After all, without real experimental data, no one would believe it if he told others about it. Instead, people would think they are just trying to attract attention. There is a lot of condemnation on the Star Internet.
At times like this, I can look for Elaine again.
Elaine's face turned strange after hearing this, "Brother, could it be that Mr. Shen is a liar? He is not a real male insect, so he just said these things without thinking."
But Elaine didn't know that Shen Jihuai was sitting next to Apumian. When she heard his doubts, she was immediately unhappy: "What do you mean I just speak without thinking? These are all things that have been put into practice. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. Do you understand the value of this sentence? If you don't believe what I say, find a few male insects to experiment and see who is telling the truth."
"Have you practiced it?" Elaine suddenly raised her voice and almost jumped up.
It's really annoying. As soon as he got back yesterday, they started doing it behind his back. He really misjudged his brother. He didn't expect his brother to be so wild in private.
Apumian had a numb face. He had long been accustomed to Shen Jihuai's shocking words, and in a sense, Shen Jihuai was right, but he still wanted to defend himself: "It wasn't me and Shen Jihuai, it was the male insects who were with Shen Jihuai at the time, Stubaner, you know him, it was the result of his practice with his female monarch.
You should always believe them. After all, you have seen with your own eyes that Si Tubaner’s feelings for his female monarch are not fake.”
Elaine, who was Stubaner's replacement, was much more receptive and quickly calmed down, "I see, that's how it is. I was so scared that I thought you had practiced it behind my back."
Shen Jihuai still thought it was not troublesome enough: "It's okay even if we have practiced it. Apumian and I love each other. When the love is deep, it will naturally be strong. Nothing is impossible. You, a single person, will not understand."
Apumian: "..." He had wanted to sew Shen Jihuai's mouth shut countless times. Sometimes Shen Jihuai was good at speaking, but sometimes he was not. He had reasonable reasons to suspect that Shen Jihuai did it on purpose.
Shen Jihuai's outrageous remarks completely exploded on Starnet.
Theobald stared at the computer screen intently. Shen Jihuai's replies were almost all sharp. When it came to him, they were targeted. What did he mean by "he was not even as good as Apmian by a hair?" Who wanted to compare with Apmian? Apmian was a crippled bug. So what if he was a prince? He was still a joke.
What kind of drug did Apmian give to Shen Jihuai? They stood on Apmian's side from the beginning to the end. What's the use of a disabled insect? How can he compare to them? Besides, his level is not low either.
Theobald was completely overwhelmed by anger and commented under the video without caring about anything.
[I was right when I said that Apumian is a cripple. Apumian is a cripple. It is your loss if you like Apumian. I will wait and see when you will get tired of Apumian. By then, you will find a new female insect to replace Apumian. How noble are you? Do you still want to do whatever you want just because you have a high level of mental power? ]
This irrational comment made Shen Jihuai laugh. "Apu Mian, look, this is definitely the biggest joke I've seen this year. Two jokers in a deck of cards are not enough for him. He's a complete clown. He can't win against me, so he got angry and started to attack indiscriminately."
Shen Jihuai only replied with one sentence.
[Find a male insect to marry as soon as possible. ]
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