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Apmian knocked on Shen Jihuai's door. Hearing some rustling sounds from inside, he stood at the door.

He originally thought that when he opened the door he would see a dishevelled and messy-haired Shen Jihuai, but it turned out that Shen Jihuai was well-dressed, with a neat hairstyle, and had a soft feeling. He wanted to touch and ruffle his hair. His smile was like the sunshine in the early summer morning, with just the right warmth, which made him want to get closer.

"Good morning, Apumian." Shen Jihuai was secretly delighted when he saw the look on Apumian's face. It was worth the time he spent on the styling, it really worked.

He woke up when Apmian was talking on the phone, and rushed to the mirror to tidy up his appearance. Just as he finished, Apmian knocked on the door.

What Apmian thought was handsome was actually a carefully planned move.

Apumian was obviously a little unconvinced, and pointed at his hair and asked, "Why isn't your hair messy?"

Shen Jihuai scratched it casually, pretending to be innocent: "I don't know, it's like this when I woke up in the morning, maybe I sleep better at night."

999 snorted coldly, scheming boy, if he hadn't been dedicated to waking up Shen Jihuai, the filter of Shen Jihuai in Apumian's mind would have been shattered.

"Okay." Let's just assume that Shen Jihuai is sleeping peacefully.

Apmian was still wearing pajamas. The temperature difference between day and night was quite large. The corridor outside was not as spacious as the bed in the room. But it was his own home. Apmian didn't want to treat himself badly. He lay comfortably on the bed and waved for Shen Jihuai to come over.

"Elaine called me early in the morning and said that the video went viral on Starnet and she wanted you to come forward and explain."

"Me?" Shen Jihuai pointed at himself. "What can I explain? It's just a simple video. Are they jealous of me or you?"

Apumian thought Shen Jihuai was indeed sensitive. "To be exact, they are jealous of the two of us. Some insects say you are putting on a show, while others envy me for finding a good male master."

Shen Jihuai was lying next to him. Apumian enlarged the screen, projected it onto the wall, and watched the comments with Shen Jihuai.

There are two hot comments in total, and you can tell from the tone whether it is a male or female.

[This is really Apumian's male master. Ha, Apumian is really shameless. If he were my male master, I would definitely let him know what a qualified female master is. ]

[It's a show, I'm afraid it's not a female insect pretending to be one, she doesn't even dare to show her face, who knows if it's you who filmed the video, and it's Apumian who cooked. ]

"Tsk tsk tsk, such a sour tone, you're just a sourpuss." Shen Jihuai sneered. He knew that she would be jealous of the sweetness between him and his wife. Humph.

Apumian learned a new word: "Lemon essence?"

I almost forgot, the insects here are spirits.

"It's bugs like them, you can call them lemons." Shen Jihuai typed on his light computer, ready to confront head-on.

[I know whether I am qualified or not. I like people like Apumian. Why, doesn’t your male master cook for you? You lick your male master all your life. It’s really pitiful. I can’t bear to see Apumian have a good male master like me. ]

[Ah, only weak insects would pretend. I don't need to. And I'm not like some lazy male insects who do nothing every day. Apart from biting female insects like mosquitoes, what else can they do? They are not as capable as I am.]

Apumian couldn't bear to watch, "Are you sure you won't cause public outrage?"

"No, it's better to be angry. The angrier they are, the hotter they will be. Then I will post every day. Over time, those female insects will wonder why they can't find a male insect like me. If those male insects don't change, they will definitely be despised to death.

Most female insects will not be affected by mental power if they do not go to the battlefield. As for the fq period, it is not that they cannot endure it. When the time comes, they will know whether it is the fq period that is unbearable or the blood-sucking male insects that cannot grow up like insect cubs that are unbearable. "This is Shen Jihuai's idea.

Almost all the bugs who saw the video stayed up all night. They had long wanted to see what Shen Jihuai was up to. However, they ended up being scolded by everyone. Soon, entries about Shen Jihuai scolding bugs appeared on the Internet, and many bugs' filters were shattered.

Shen Jihuai picked out the most popular comments to criticize, and he criticized whoever was sarcastic, but in the end it was all about the same few points.

He was happy to cook for Apmian.

What a pitiful female insect. Not only does she work so hard to make money outside, but she also has to take care of a maggot when she gets home, and a maggot with a bad temper at that.

The maggots won't cooperate with me.

This wave of operations made Apumian dumbfounded. He recognized Shen Jihuai's attack power, but he didn't expect it to be so strong.

One comment looked particularly familiar to Apumian.

[Poor Mr. Shen, you should be the center of attention, but you are trapped in the remote west, and are forced to be tied to a cripple like Apumian. If you return to the central region, all the female insects in the central region will be fascinated by you.]

Shen Jihuai also noticed this comment and asked Apumian with disgust: "Who is this person? Why is he talking so much nonsense and attacking your glands? How shameless."

Apumian might not know the name, but he knew the surname. "It's probably the insect cub from Chief Yus's house. Elaine said he just came of age."

"Then what?" Shen Jihuai was confused.

Apumian looked at him and said, "Chief Yus wants to introduce his insect cub to you."