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The valley is quiet, with the leaves on the top blocking out the scorching sun and bringing some shade. Occasionally, there is the rustling of leaves and the chirping of birds, and small insects flying quickly overhead before quickly disappearing.

Everything seemed so beautiful. Apumian thought that the West was indeed a suitable place to retire.

No, there’s also Shen Jihuai chattering non-stop.

Shen Jihuai took advantage of the fact that Apmian couldn't see him and had nothing to do, so he sat next to him and talked nonstop.

Apumian already had the urge to plug his ears. Being in love with Shen Jihuai was sometimes very torturous. If he continued to date her, Shen Jihuai would nag him to death. If he didn't want to date her, forget it. He would just have to endure his nagging. Shen Jihuai was not a talkative person but he was still quite handsome.

Apmian admitted that he was a very superficial insect. The key point was that Shen Jihuai smelled good, better than the pheromones of any other insect. He could not capture the essence of the smell even if he made perfume.

Bear with it.

Shen Jihuai leaned on him, grabbing the strap of his sweatshirt and rolling it around his fingers. "Wife, why did you suddenly think of going hunting? Are your wounds healed? I wasn't watching you. Did you take your medicine on time? Are you too lonely at home? Do you want to catch some rabbits to raise? Didn't Creek accompany you? Oh, by the way, Creek said he was going on a blind date last time, but I don't know if he found the one you like."

Apmian picked up the dead branches and leaves on the ground, found a straight one, scratched it on the ground, and answered him cruelly in his heart: "Get ready to eat." The rabbit was so cute, he was going to braise it.

And Creek’s blind date failed again.

Shen Jihuai asked himself and answered: "I'd better prepare to eat it. But you can cook. It's useless to bring it back. I'm afraid you will burn the rabbit into charcoal."

He thought Apmian would roast the rabbit, after all, it could be done over a fire, and there was no immediate content. However, there were many fallen leaves nearby, and what should he do if a fire started?

Forest fire prevention is everyone’s responsibility.

Shen Jihuai felt obliged to take on this responsibility, so he gave Apmian a brief introduction to the relevant knowledge of forest fire prevention. He was even complacent about the key points and thought that what he said was very good.

But he didn't notice that Apumian's expression changed: "..."

"You talk too much." Apmian turned away helplessly.

Apumian endured Shen Jihuai for a whole day, and in the end he was too lazy to even look at the trap. He was annoyed by Shen Jihuai's nagging. He didn't want to pick up a rabbit if it fell in, for fear that Shen Jihuai would teach him how to eat it after he picked it up.

Shen Jihuai has a unique charm that makes him want to sew his mouth shut every day.

Apmian has been recuperating since returning from the Central Region. No one would disturb him except Creek. Shen Jihuai seemed to appear just to disturb his peace. It has to be said that Shen Jihuai is an annoyance wherever he goes.

Fortunately, Shen Jihuai was about to wake up. He reluctantly said goodbye to Apumian and left. As soon as the man left, Apumian immediately breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Finally he left. When did Shen Jihuai become so talkative? I didn't realize it before."

This will remain an unsolved mystery.

……

Apmian woke up earlier than Shen Jihuai because Elaine started calling him nonstop early in the morning. The frequency of the calls made Apmian think that the Insect King had passed away and he was in a hurry to go back for the funeral. But it turned out that Elaine called just to ask about the video from last night.

Apumian's face was as black as a coal lump. Last night he dreamed that Shen Jihuai was making so much noise like a loudspeaker that he couldn't concentrate. Shen Jihuai finally stopped making noises and he wanted to sleep a little longer, but he was woken up by the phone call again. The phone kept calling him even though he didn't answer.

All kidding aside, Apumian is having a serious morning grumpy mood right now.

"You'd better have a reasonable reason to support you making so many calls," Apumian said sinisterly, "otherwise I don't mind going back and beating you up personally."

Elaine immediately backed down and looked at the time, only to find it was just past six o'clock.

Normally, Apumian would still be sleeping at this time, mainly because he went to bed very early yesterday and didn't know that Shen Jihuai had posted the video on Star Internet. When he woke up, the video had already spread on Star Internet and was still continuing to ferment. The popularity had been rising, with tens of millions of clicks and millions of comments. Basically, one bug could post four or five comments. The key point was that this was just the result of one night.

This incident told Elaine that Tris had a lot of bugs, and all of them were very idle and would stare at a video intently. They were indeed capable of doing such a thing.

Elaine quickly excused herself: "It's not me who wants to call you, it's Chief Yous who can't find you, so he called me. He wants you to explain the video. From his tone, it seems like he wants to eat you alive. He also said how could he let the distinguished Mr. Shen go to the kitchen. It's you who didn't take good care of Mr. Shen, and he will punish you when you come back."

Apumian was amused and said in a not-so-nice tone, "Can I stop Shen Jihuai from going into the kitchen? His hands and feet are all on his body. Shen Jihuai is willing to cook for me, so he is jealous?

Besides, why is Chief Yus so involved? Not to mention that he had no right to manage me when I was in the First Army, but now that I am no longer in the First Army, he is still trying to get his hands on me. Be careful to get them chopped off."

Chief Yus is Apmian's superior in the First Army, but he and Chief Yus have different ideas and often quarrel. The reason is that Chief Yus thinks that male insects are precious resources and must be protected like precious energy, and he lets Apmian protect them.

In Apmian's opinion, this was complete nonsense. Wouldn't Triss not be able to turn around if a few male insects were missing? We couldn't be scared just because of the tragic deaths of those male insects that were caught fifty years ago.

Male insects already have so much power, and if it is to be compared with energy, it would be better not to be born at all, so that they will not be harmed throughout their lives.

Because Apmian is the fifth prince and the Insect Emperor intends to make him his successor, Chief Yous doesn't dare to do anything to Apmian. Even if he wants to make things difficult for him, he has to think twice.

This also led to the incompatibility between Apmian and Chief Yus in the First Army, and they were like eating explosives when they met.

Elaine knew some inside information and whispered, "The insect cubs of Chief Yus's family just reached adulthood last month and have not yet been matched with male insects. It is said that Chief Yus took his report to the Genetic Research Institute, you know.

Mr. Shen was of such status that he naturally wanted to get a piece of the pie. It was said that he had already told the Insect Emperor that he wanted to take Mr. Shen back to the central region for recuperation, but the Insect Emperor rejected his request on the grounds that he had to respect Mr. Shen's wishes.

After I came back, I also conveyed Mr. Shen's wishes to the Insect King, but the outside world didn't know, and they thought you were occupying Mr. Shen. Now there are so many insects staring at you covetously, I think you should also know that Chief Yus is only the beginning. You'd better let Mr. Shen come forward to explain, so that those insects with bad intentions will give up. "

Apumian pinched his brows tiredly: "He has all the male insects he wants, but he has his eyes on me. He also wants you to lead him to the middle. He really has a good plan."

"Forget it, forget it. You should first check out the public opinion on Star Internet. There is a lot of noise on Star Internet right now. Half of the comments are asking you to bring Mr. Shen back to the central part. They estimate that if time passes, other female insects will not hang themselves on your tree." Elaine said this, and he still had to reply to Chief Yous.

Hey, if I had known earlier I shouldn't have brought the reporters in. Also, Shen Jihuai shouldn't have tried to be a hero. But now he has become a popular commodity that everyone wants to take a bite of.

There was one more thing Elaine didn't say, which was that the male insects on the Star Network were all scolding Shen Jihuai for putting on a show, deliberately putting on a show in front of the female insects in order to attract more female insects, and was completely competing with them.

Apumian naturally didn't want to read the comments alone, so he planned to share it with Shen Jihuai to see how popular Shen Jihuai was on the Star Network. It was estimated that Chief Yous was so angry that he couldn't sleep all night, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and called Elaine to give him a lecture.

It's a pity that their calculations were wrong. Shen Jihuai was not at all what they thought. First of all, Shen Jihuai was not a bug, so they could not accept this.

Secondly, Shen Jihua never looked for another female insect in his previous life, and it is even more impossible in this life.