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Chapter 54 Buy a Couple's Edition

"Why did you ask him to find a male insect to marry? He said this because he wanted to marry a male insect. You are playing into his hands by saying this. He is obviously coming for you." Apmian was full of confusion and a little unhappy.

Don’t grow bitter melons at home.

He might not know who Theobald is, but he would never forget his last name. Chief Yous, huh, he is still harboring evil intentions. Unfortunately, his plan is doomed to fail this time. Shen Jihuai is not someone they can easily control.

Shen Jihuai said calmly: "How do I know who he is targeting? Anyway, if he scolds you, I will scold you back. If that's not enough, I can also start a live broadcast and scold in dialect. I know several languages.

So what if he comes for me? Can he eat me? He has completely lost his right to bark as a weak man. Why should I ask him to marry a male insect? You know what those male insects look like. A maggot is a perfect match for him. "

Apmian understood instantly. It was undeniable that Shen Jihuai was really good at scolding people. His curses were so dirty that you couldn't tell the difference unless you listened carefully.

"If they knew you meant this, they would be furious." Apmian smiled first as a sign of respect.

Shen Jihuai continued to output: "Who cares about them? These bugs are really weird. They say slanderous words and are jealous of you at the same time. Why can't they just get along with each other in a friendly way?"

Apumian explained: "Because you are so popular, everyone wants to have a bite of you."

Shen Jihuai started to be shy again: "Then do you want to take a bite?"

Apumian: "..."

Goodbye, he didn't want to.

Obviously, Theobald didn't understand what Shen Jihuai meant. He looked at his female father, Chief Yous, in confusion. "Female father, what does Mr. Shen mean by this? Why did he ask me to find a male insect to marry? Is he interested in me and realizes that the cripple Apmian is not good?"

No one expected that Shen Jihuai would curse so vulgarly, and Chief Yous was also confused by the curse and really thought that Shen Jihuai was praising them.

He had a splitting headache from not getting enough rest the whole night, but now he finally had a bit of joy on his face: "Let's wait and see what happens. I will tell the Insect King that Shen Jihuai can stay anywhere, but he can't stay with Apumian."

Theobald nodded and said, "I understand, female father. Why don't you go and rest first? I will keep an eye on the Star Network."

"Okay." Chief Yous got up and went upstairs.

After a whole morning of continuous output, Shen Jihuai no longer had the energy to argue with them, and his stomach was growling with hunger.

The comments on Starnet were all the same over and over again. After Shen Jihuai finished arguing once, he felt it was boring. The fighting power of these bugs was too low.

"Apumian, didn't you say you would take me to buy a laptop?" Shen Jihuai shook Apumian's arm and looked at him eagerly.

Apumian smiled and said, "Buy, buy, buy whatever you want."

"Then let's finish breakfast and go out. Ah, making breakfast is also a filming material. The more they don't want us to post it, the more we have to post it to make them mad." Shen Jihuai walked quickly in his pajamas, slippers on the floor, and pulled Apmian directly into the kitchen.

"Just shoot it like we did yesterday." There was nothing much to say in the morning, so he simply made some porridge. In fact, Shen Jihuai wanted to eat fried noodles, but his family did not allow this.

They must purchase, purchase, and purchase, purchase in large quantities, and buy whatever they want to eat!

Shen Jihuai was suddenly offline for more than an hour, and public opinion on Starnet immediately counterattacked, and all kinds of speculation began.

Unexpectedly, a video posted by Shen Jihuai caused the Star Network to crash, and there was no internet access for the entire day.

You know, this is the first time the star network has collapsed since its establishment.

They couldn't do anything else but wanted to gossip, so they just made an appointment to go out. The cafes and restaurants were packed with bugs, and they had a heated discussion about the two videos.

There seem to be a lot of bugs today.

Shen Jihuai's hair stood up as he walked, and he stayed close to Apumian. The insects looked at them with gossipy eyes.

"Apmian, are we famous now?" Shen Jihuai said weakly. He was suffering from social phobia.

This shouldn’t be the case. I shouldn’t know who he is. He didn’t even show his face.

He fights hard online, but in reality he hides behind his wife. As expected, people are afraid of being famous like pigs are afraid of being fat.

Apumian pointed at his hair helplessly and said, "How about I take you to get it dyed? It's too eye-catching."

Looking along the street, Shen Jihuai is the only one with black hair. If you don't look at Shen Jihuai, who else will you look at? Star Network specifically emphasizes that Shen Jihuai is a male insect with black hair and brown eyes.

Avar also said that people outside are paying a lot of attention to Shen Jihuai now, not to mention Shen Jihuai coming out in such a swagger, especially with his hair.

"Ah, my hair?" Shen Jihuai scratched it. "I'd better not do that. This is my symbol. It will be very impressive if I stand next to you."

As he spoke, Shen Jihuai held his head high and walked out with the aura of a model, "Come on, Apumian, let's go buy a light computer."

Apumian felt his hands trembling and he couldn't bear to expose Shen Jihuai. Forget it, just be afraid. Shen Jihuai protected him on Starnet and he protected Shen Jihuai in reality.

Apumian's optical computer is the latest model, and it is available on the market. When Shen Jihuai entered the store, he asked Apumian to buy a couple's version. "Look, yours is white, and mine is black. They match so well."

The salesperson was also very good at reading people's expressions. He immediately started to praise them: "Yes, yes, they are a pair. This optical computer is also a new product from us. Since you already have one, you should know that its performance is good in all aspects. I will buy you the same model for your male master. You will be proud to take it out. I think your male master likes it too."

"Yes, yes, buy the same one for your master." Shen Jihuai continued following the shopping guide's words.

He has no money now, so he can only ask Apmian to help him out. His wife buys things for him, and he is very happy.

999 silently peeped at the screen. Yesterday I was poor but ambitious. Today I will buy one for my wife.

Wife, buy one.

He had seen through Shen Jihuai.

Apmian originally planned to buy this for Shen Jihuai, but the words changed in meaning when he said it. Let him be the hero, it is a matter of time anyway, and it is not excessive to spend money on his hero.

Shen Jihuai began to bubble, "Wife, you are so good to me."

"Why do you keep calling me that?" Apumian took the box and invoice handed over by the shopping guide. Shen Jihuai often called him like this. He knew what it meant, but he was just puzzled as to why Shen Jihuai didn't adapt to the local customs.

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