After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue smiled without hesitation and said, "I am belligerent, and the emperor and the courtiers are hospitable."

“They thought I had no brains and wouldn’t listen to me.”

"The main reason is that they are too cowardly and have no idea of ​​their own strength."

Master Han Guo didn't expect that Shen Yunyue's few words would lead everyone to carry the right protector to the toilet. He was alarmed.

This shrew is not an ordinary shrew.

She is a seductive shrew.

I never expected that someone would dare to say that about Emperor Wu and others.

Emperor Wu didn't move...

"Old Princess. You like to tell other people's stories. Would you like this teacher to tell your story?"

Shen Yunyue looked at him in surprise.

"I'm talking to you, Imperial Master. You may not know as much as all of us adults. They all know that I'm stupid and I like to talk about my dark history when I'm bored."

“Who would have thought that I, with my unknown qualities, would actually be a descendant of the dragon.”

The court officials nodded frantically upon hearing this.

"The old princess has no manners and likes to dig up other people's graves."

"I'll pluck the hair of any stray dog ​​that passes by."

"I like handsome guys. My dream is to have eighteen of them with eight-pack abs and biceps."

"Indirect complacency leads to continuous idleness and waiting for death."

……

Shen Yunyue immediately refuted.

"Only eighteen? I'm not that weak."

After a pause, he retorted:

"The reason I'm playing bad is that I'm afraid that once I become rich, I don't know if my morals can stand the test."

Korean teacher: “…”

Do you want to hear what you are saying?

"Aren't you afraid that your childhood will be known to everyone?" The Korean teacher simply dropped a bombshell.

"My childhood and your childhood are different. I stole chickens and dogs at home, robbed bird nests from trees, and went to the river to catch shrimps.

My ambition in life is great, which is to hook up with a few wealthy men who are about to die, and wait for them to die when I get married. I will inherit their wealth with a smile on my face.

At this point, she sighed.

"I hooked up with the dead Thirteenth Prince. I didn't inherit the property, but I inherited a few children."

"Oh, I'm stuck."

Shen Yunyue was a little depressed.

He looked up at the Korean division.

"You spent your childhood in a Taoist temple. Your master treated you very well. Every day you either practiced qigong or memorized texts, and ate steamed buns made from bitter vegetables."

"He beats you a lot."

Shen Yunyue counted on her fingers, "You peed into the water tank in the Taoist temple. If you were discovered, your meniscus would have been knocked out."

What?

All the civil and military officials who were eating melons wished they could hold the little notebook.

Write down every word Shen Yunyue says.

Someone had already quietly carried it out.

"One day, your master beat you up again. This time you wanted revenge, so you went to the mountains to get some beautiful grass. You mixed the grass in the soup and gave it to your master to drink..."

When talking about the past, Teacher Han Guo burst into tears.

He recalled his childhood and realized that his master’s love for him was true love.

Shen Yunyue shook her head and sighed:

"Master Han, don't be sad."

"The dead cannot be resurrected. Since your master has been reduced to ashes by you, you must inherit his will and live better."

The Korean division raised his head.

Tears in eyes.

His face was full of excitement, tears, the joy of grinding bones and scattering ashes, and the yearning for the future.

Cao Dechong: “…”

Why is the Korean teacher crying so sad?

The corners of his mouth couldn't be suppressed even with black iron. Are you sure this isn't the secret joy after betraying your teacher and ancestors?

Even Emperor Wu was almost fuming.

this world.

It’s still the heartless bad guys who have it easy.

Among the three members of God's messenger group, none of them is a normal person.

Shen Yunyue is like a spirited young man.

"Let's get back to the topic. What are you and the Seventh Prince conspiring about? You came here together, why did you deliberately ask the Emperor of the Great Zhou for someone?"

She came to the Korean teacher and said, "You all say I have no brains, but I think you have too much brains."

"As for your cunning ideas, if you haven't drunk three kilograms of white liquor and had two hundred and fifty kilograms of water in your brain, you will never come up with such a stupid idea."

Ling Buqi couldn't suppress the curve of his lips.

"Master Shen, don't be like this. Master Han and the others are still children and don't understand many things."

"It's wrong to be a vicious person, be gentler."

Shen Yunyue's tense face relaxed.

"Are there children of several hundred months old?"

"Yes. It's right in front of you. You have to give them some face for their growth."

Shen Yunyue nodded.

"They are born without dignity, which makes them quite brain-dead."

Life is boring, cerebral palsy creates human beings.

"This is a case of cerebral palsy using a cheat."

Everyone looked at Ling Buqi and Shen Yunyue singing the same tune.

The smile on Master Han's face, which had never changed, cracked. "Are you the woman that Long Ge likes? How can you be liked by the goddess when you are so unrefined?"

He doesn't understand.

Why would a goddess who sacrificed herself for the people like such an immoral woman?

She should be struck to death by lightning.

Shen Yunyue had already greeted everyone in the Korean teacher's family tree in her heart. She smiled and explained:

"Perhaps the goddess doesn't want the reptiles to command humans."

The implied Han Guoshi looked at Emperor Wu. "You are the Emperor of the Great Zhou. Doesn't she mean that you are not worthy of commanding humans?"

Emperor Wu was stunned.

I thought of something and replied immediately:

"It's okay, don't worry about me. I'm a little unworthy, but I'm just lucky."

Shen Yunyue gave a thumbs up.

"Our emperor was born at the highest point, and he has no choice but to command mankind."

Emperor Wu smiled.

He is the control group of the Emperor of Dongqi Kingdom, and this character cannot be destroyed.

Emperor Dongqi is a reptile, hahahaha...

This was the first time that he, who was born with the throne in his mouth, spoke so cautiously.

Damn...

He glanced at Shen Yunyue obscurely, "Shen Yunyue, be more friendly to the Korean teachers. After all, they are still young."

"Oh."

Shen Yunyue pretended to agree.

But he was muttering in his heart: [Did the emperor really not send anyone to assassinate the Seventh Prince of Dongqi? Then why were those assassins all members of the royal family? ]

Emperor Wu took a deep breath.

Did he hear something fatal?

The faces of all the courtiers of the Great Zhou changed.

Did the Seventh Prince really arrive in Da Zhou early and was assassinated by someone in the royal family?

The Seventh Prince of the Great Zhou looked at Emperor Wu thoughtfully, and then cast an inquiring gaze on the Fifth Prince.

The Fifth Prince was still staring at Shen Yunyue and Master Han Guo.

He cleared his throat, "Father, anyone who comes is a guest. What about Dong Qi's right protector...?"

Emperor Wu was in a dilemma.

You can't invite him back to the throne room when he smells like shit, right?

The prince stepped forward and said, "Why don't we let the messengers go back to the post station to rest? If there is anything, we can talk about it tomorrow."

"Just listen to the prince."

Emperor Wu made the decision immediately.

The fifth prince glanced at the crown prince with a deep gaze, and he unexpectedly got the upper hand over him.

Master Han's face was grim. "No need. We have our own place in Da Zhou, so we won't bother you."

The left protector was unhappy.

"Let those tiny countries live in your broken post station."

Shen Yunyue immediately became interested.

"Where is the house?"

The left protector's eyes were filled with arrogance and contempt. "It's on Suzaku Street. Not far from Sihai Restaurant. All the houses in that area are ours."

Shen Yunyue opened her eyes wide with envy and jealousy.

"Fuck...a house in the same area?"

"0 on the left and 1 on the right, plus a national master who bullies his teacher and destroys his ancestors. I thought you were just poor workers like me, workers with a working spirit, workers bullying others."

"My own poverty hurts me, but the wealth of others worries me."

Shen Yunyue's facial features are even more distorted than her worldview.

[What should I do? I really want to kill them so that I can inherit the overwhelming wealth.]

[Let's have a reckless thunderbolt, and kill these three members of the God's messenger group in the storm. ]

Civil and military officials: "..."

The old princess is somewhat morbidly insane.