After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

An old and dopey prince of the royal family said he didn't understand and shouted at the top of his lungs, thinking he was speaking in a very low voice: "Hey, what is 1? What is 0?"

The left protector’s eyes went dark.

The silver carp that was debating with the group of scholars opened and closed its mouth but couldn't utter a single word to offend them.

Shen Yunyue ignored his mouth.

He made a gesture to shut up, "I said left 0 right 1. Stop showing everyone your process. Don't you feel a little disgusting?"

"With your level, you still want to make a big move?"

The left and right protectors have explosive tempers.

Can't bear it.

The Right Protector hated it most when people talked about his past. "How dare you slander me, you shrew?"

"Has your Great Zhou declared war on Dong Qi?"

Shen Yunyue made a shy gesture.

"Don't always represent Dong Qi. You are a person of unknown origin who becomes stronger when facing strong opponents. You can't even represent yourself. How can you represent a country?"

"Anyway, I can only represent the shrew."

This was the first time that the Korean teacher encountered someone claiming to be called a shrew.

Looking at the people in the court, they are fanatical fans of Shrew.

"The Right Protector is the best at PUAing others. He said, "I just want to eat bird's nest porridge today. If I can't have it, I might starve to death."

Cao Dechong immediately took over the conversation, "Is there such a fool?"

Shen Yunyue pointed at the Right Protector and said, "It's the Right Protector. He likes to use morality to blackmail others the most."

"I have no morals, he can't kidnap me."

The right protector shouted loudly.

"Shrew, give me your life."

The soft sword in Ling Buqi's hand drew out sword flowers, forcing the right protector to not dare to move a step.

The Korean teacher glanced at him coldly.

The whole body exudes a cool and cool air.

"Lord Ling, why do you have to hurt the harmony? If we really want to fight, you old emperor may not dare to do it."

[You dog emperor. You've been slapped in the face. Can you be a little tougher? Let's have the Black Armor Guards tie up these blind dogs.]

[You think they are noble, but in fact, each of them has a dark history. ]

Emperor Wu: I dare not.

What a cowardly emperor.

Shen Yunyue could see that Emperor Wu only dared to call for war and killing against his court officials and common people.

[Nah. I really can’t stand the cowardice of the dog emperor.]

[Host, don't be so impatient. The strength of the Great Zhou Dynasty does not allow it, since your dead man is gone. The military strength of the Great Zhou Dynasty depends on not causing trouble and knowing how to deal with it. ]

……

Isn’t it just following behind others as a younger brother?

An inexplicable sense of shame.

The court officials who heard the voice remained silent.

Shen Yunyue pinched her nose and said, "I just want to offend you and go crazy."

"Right Protector. I don't know what a miserable childhood you had. You lived with your mother in a brothel since you were a child, and your father was either a minister, a merchant, or a peddler.

You live on the leftovers given to you by the brothel every day, and you get all your clothes by flattering the madam.

You are very good at talking. Even so, you often have no food to eat next time. "

"It was a rainy day, a sad autumn and a melancholy spring, and the green carriage parked at the brothel crushed your legs."

When everyone heard this, they thought Shen Yunyue had gone crazy.

Emperor Wu didn’t know whether to eat the melon or not?

He wants to eat but is a coward.

Afraid of offending the people of Dongqi Kingdom.

Korean teacher: “…”

What kind of talents are the God's Envoys looking for?

The Right Protector was very regretful. Where did this shrew hear these secrets?

Even the most skilled fortune teller in their divine mission couldn't figure out the details.

woo woo woo...

It's not easy to live, and you have to be physically attacked by a shrew.

"Pick up your meniscus, sit on the cold ground and pupate in front of the madam's door. Tell her that this is a token of your love for her, and I hope she will like it and let you earn money with your mouth."

"The madam has no shortage of new lovers, so she ordered someone to throw you out on the deserted street."

"The cold icy rain is beating down randomly, and a dog comes with tofu that smells like shit. It appears beside you like a lone hero. You always say that delicacies from land and sea cannot compare to the smell of shit."

"The dog is more human than you are, and ends up letting you smell it a few more times."

Shen Yunyue told the story slowly and leisurely.

The civil and military officials who were eating melons were fascinated by what they heard.

Even Master Han Guo held his breath and was brought into the scene by Shen Yunyue's emotional voice.

The quiet streets.

There was wind and rain all over the sky. The right protector was lying on the ground, watching a dog eating tofu that smelled of shit.

I bought it...

What a vivid picture.

Ling Buqi had a smile on his face and stared at the people from Dongqi Kingdom.

I’m afraid they will launch a sneak attack on Shen Yunyue.

Xia An, Cao Dechong and Hu Yong also protected Shen Yunyue unknowingly.

Tang Ning was stunned. She didn't understand how Shen Yunyue knew everything.

"Old Princess, what else?"

Shen Yunyue coughed.

Gao Wuyong considerately handed her a cup of tea, allowing her to moisten her throat before continuing to paint the tiger orchid.

"In the halo of the early morning, the Right Guardian saw his grandmother walking towards him, stepping on dog shit."

"I waved to him: Goubuli, come here, come to grandma's arms quickly.

Follow grandma.

The Right Protector cried. No one remembered his name. He cried and shouted: "I don't know where I was born. Can you tell me which high-ranking official is my biological father?"

"Grandma stepped forward and gave him a big nose bag. She told the Right Protector that his biological father was actually Wang Ermaizi, who came to the brothel to spend the night."

The court officials who were eating melons were instantly excited.

Cao Dechong was the first to scream: "Doesn't that mean you want to return to your roots?"

"That's impossible. There are so many Wang Ermaizi, what if one of them comes with some status?"

"Anyway, it's the seed from Lao Wang next door."

"That's not next door. The night incense is just passing by at most."

"The seeds of the passerby."

The court officials engaged in a heated discussion, which was completely different from their previous silence.

The three members of Dongqi Kingdom and several eunuchs were stunned.

Shen Yunyue waved her hand and said, "Do you want to listen to your chatter or my chatter?"

"Listen to your chatter."

"Quiet."

She smiled evilly:

"That's what the Right Protector thought. He pushed Tai Nai away with all his might, saying he would not go back unless he left.

He said his father was the stupid Wang Mazi from the declining Bo Mansion. He found a lot of evidence for this.

"My grandmother knew his evil intentions and just said that you like to smell shit in your bones. This is the evidence that your father is a night-sweeper."

The Right Protector immediately retorted:

"It was tofu that gave me the motivation to live."

Shen Yunyue shook her head repeatedly.

“You thought it was tofu, but it was actually the smell of shit wrapped in tofu.”

"You were a dung beetle in your previous life, and you never got enough of playing with shit. After reincarnation in this life, you are still obsessed with the taste of the past."

……

When everyone heard this, they wondered if this was the old princess's crazy nonsense.

The logic is clear, which is inconsistent with the old princess's stupid IQ.

The brainless old princess couldn't make up so many wonderful moments, and everyone agreed that it was the glorious history of the Right Protector.

Shen Yunyue shouted in grief and anger:

"You are too repressed. You suppress your inner preferences. Just like what you like in your heart openly."

"You are 1, he is 0. Even though his anus is broken, you still like him so much."

Shen Yunyue covered her face with her hands.

"You don't like him, you just like his uncontrollable anus."

What?

The onlookers: What an advanced mental state.

In order to prevent the Right Protector from any regrets, everyone unanimously decided to throw him into the toilet.

This is the way to entertain guests.

How to relieve my worries? Only shit in the toilet.

Ling Buqi met everyone's deep and solemn gazes, and he nodded slowly.

"Do not worry."

"Right Protector, our Great Zhou is a country of etiquette. We will definitely make you feel at home."

All the civil and military officials looked towards the Right Protector.

"We can't understand you, but we respect you."

"Brother Shit, go eat."

"Don't worry, you can eat with peace of mind, satisfaction and comfort."

"I will make sure you eat something stinky, so that your trip to Da Zhou will be worthwhile."

Ling Buqi gave him a look.

An Ming and An Yi ran out with the right protector on the left and right, their speed was astonishing.

The Korean teacher stood up suddenly.

"What are you doing?"

"Send him to where he should go." Shen Yunyue's eyes were dim. "Only our hospitable Great Zhou can think of what the guests think and worry about what the guests worry about..."

The left protector angrily rebuked:

"Are you sure you are being hospitable and not belligerent?"