After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

All the court officials nodded.

Xia An was the first to stand up, "Are you gods mistaken? Even if your Seventh Prince came to Da Zhou, he should have entered the city with you."

The fact that they didn't go into the city together made people suspicious.

Shen Yunyue glanced at Guagua.

[Master Xia. Dong Qi is very good at this trick. He first said that the Seventh Prince was missing in the Great Zhou. Then he asked his secret guards to conduct a thorough investigation. ]

When the court officials heard this, they realized that this was the truth.

Dongqi’s bastard is such a bastard.

When the Dongqi divine envoys went to other countries, all the civil and military officials in the court were trembling with fear for fear of offending them.

He responded carefully, and even the emperor had a amiable smile on his face.

Great Zhou...

The style of painting has changed.

The court officials were still silent at first.

When Shen Yunyue said this, he was immediately attracted.

Eating melon is the most important thing.

[Melon, I want to eat the melon of the Dongqi God Envoy. ]

Shen Yunyue has always been incredibly lazy, but she has strong execution ability in some aspects.

For example, she wants to eat someone's melon.

You must eat it.

Even if the mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and even if her second uncle and second aunt took off their clothes and danced, it would not make her change her mind.

Gua Gua immediately presented the melon of the first Dongqi envoy who had spoken rudely.

A total of three divine messengers came from the Dongqi Kingdom.

A man sitting on a chair, with an indifferent look in his eyes, looked at everyone present with contempt, attacking everyone indiscriminately. He was called the Korean Master.

The other two are like the left and right protectors.

Looks... like a human.

Shen Yunyue screamed, "Don't think that the Left Protector is good-looking. In fact, he looks even funnier."

Guagua made a dying sound.

[Host, he appears to be compassionate to all living beings, but inwardly he is heartless and ruthless. ]

The guardian over there was making righteous remarks while Shen Yunyue was just watching with eyes wide open.

The courtiers were automatically attracted.

[The left protector said how difficult it was for him to become a member of the God's Envoy Group. Family members, who understands? Isn't this the growth history of a naughty child? ]

[Host, when he was three years old, Zuo Hufa secretly watched his parents making a little man. In a fit of rage, he caught a snake and threw it into his bed, scaring his father so much that he lost his virility from then on.]

[I also like to watch the maids take a bath. I call it helping to keep an eye on things, but it would be terrible if one of them turned from a girl into a woman.]

Shen Yunyue raised her eyes dimly.

Whispering quietly:

"Apart from that righteous mouth, he is the light of evil."

Civil and military officials all nodded.'

The left protector looked more and more like he was squatting in the criminal law, and what he said sounded like a joke.

When Zuo Hufa saw the court officials nodding, he felt quite proud.

Shen Yunyue suddenly screamed:

[The love letter that Zuo Hufa wrote to the girl next door. Are there any family members who want to hear it? 】

Not only the court officials, but even Emperor Wu of Han tilted his head.

I want to listen.

[Baiyun, I am your ideal person. One day I will step on steaming black dog shit to sleep with you. [A pile of steaming black dog shit.]]

Not to mention the painting really looks like it.

[Baiyun, don't play hide-and-seek with your looks. Try something else, like my body. [A hairless dog] Handsome body.]

[My Baiyun, don't marry. If anyone marries her, I will take the wealth and the woman away, and the King of Hell will take you away. From now on, I will reach the peak of my life, and you will enter the mountain of the ancestral grave. ]

The CPUs of all civil and military officials were burned out over and over again.

Is this called a love letter?

Are you sure it's not evidence of a crime?

What the hell are they all about?

Everyone's spirit is under attack, and some people want to ask: What does it mean that I will take the wealthy woman away and the King of Hell will take you away?

Shen Yunyue couldn't figure it out.

She glanced at the system.

I couldn't help but stamp my feet.

[Oh my god, who married Baiyun? He went to hide Baiyun and the dowry in the name of hiding, and even cut the groom's kidney. ]

[Host. Zuo Hufa is a very sentimental person. He has a yard, and all the people he has loved are locked up in it.]

[If he looks at you for a second in the crowd, he's either after your body or your property. ]

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes.

In this fucking crazy world, a person like this is allowed to be the left protector of the Divine Envoy Group.

She suddenly got angry and wanted to kill someone.

The Dali Temple Chief Justice wants to arrest people every minute, and even the lawless criminals are not so arrogant.

The onlookers were stunned.

Looking at the left protector's mouth opening and closing, I really wanted to stuff shit into his mouth.

Then put the first dozens of articles of the Criminal Law on him one by one.

After the Left Protector finished speaking, his mouth felt a little dry.

He licked his lips, "Are you scared? Don't you officials of the Great Zhou have anything to say?"

The Korean division looked around.

His inquiring gaze fell on Tang Ning, and after a moment he moved away to stare at Shen Yunyue.

Ling Buqi's eyes were cold.

He walked slowly forward, blocking the Korean teacher's sneaky gaze.

Shen Yunyue ate the melon.

The spirit value soared to two hundred and fifty.

"Left Protector, what you said doesn't make sense."

Shen Yunyue started to go crazy again. "I heard you talking about rescuing so-and-so. Have the women you hid in the villa in Moganshan been rescued?"

What?

There is a place name, and there is a woman too.

Is there anyone who would step on the clouds to save others?

The left protector's face changed, "What nonsense are you talking about? You are a woman, you should think twice before doing anything."

Shen Yunyue is like a street urchin.

"I think twice before I do anything, that is, can I do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I not do it?"

"Dongqi's left protector did things that are not allowed under the criminal law, and he still has the nerve to talk about justice in our Great Zhou? If justice can be late, why should we rush to do it?"

The right protector glanced at the Korean master.

Seeing that he had a cold look and didn't say anything, I couldn't help but teach him a lesson:

"How dare a small Zhou speak disrespectfully to a divine envoy?"

"Whether the Great Zhou dares to do this is a matter of debate. After all, I am just a shrew and cannot represent the Great Zhou. But I am standing here, giving Dong Qi a middle finger."

After a pause, Shen Yunyue continued:

"Although I am young, I can still tell the difference between a human and a dog."

Without waiting for the right protector to speak.

Shen Yunyue pointed at him.

Sneer:

"Don't say you're better than the dog on the left. They say you should kill your loved one before you land. You relied on your fiancée's mother's family to enter the court and step by step into the God's Envoy Group."

"He thought he wasn't climbing fast enough, so he just found a little jerk to sleep with his fiancée."

The courtiers who were watching the show opened their mouths wide.

Even Tang Ning was watching with great interest. If she met a man like this, she would cut off his restless leg first.

"Of all the monkeys on the mountain, his butt is the reddest; of all the turtles in the pond, your shell is the greenest."

Shen Yunyue sighed.

"Are the left and right guardians from your God's Envoy Group meant to be laughed at?"

Cao Dechong grinned:

"They are testing the criminal law. It seems that Dongqi's criminal law is a joke."

The Seventh Prince of the Great Zhou Dynasty felt relieved. "Dong Qi is not so picky. He wouldn't treat a pile of shit as a mascot."

"Eat shit?"

Shen Yunyue raised her eyebrows.

"I don't know if they can eat it or not. They often cook the meat over a large fire. Then they distribute it to other people to make barbecued pork buns. It is said to be a well-known delicacy in Dongqi Country."

Tangning couldn't help but scream:

"What kind of meat barbecued pork buns?"

Shen Yunyue smiled at Tangning, "Barbecued pork buns with a smell of shit."

This was the first time that the left and right bodyguards encountered this kind of attack from Shen Yunyue.

In the past, even if some people held opposing opinions.

I won't attack their private lives, mainly because they keep it very secret. How come this woman sniffed it out like a dog and told the whole world about it?

Shen Yunyue shrugged, "Life is boring, dogs commanding humans."

The left protector rushed over angrily and raised his hand to teach Shen Yunyue a lesson.

Stopped by Ling Buqi.

"Left Guardian, a gentleman should use his mouth, not his fists. Is our Lord Shen wrong?"

The left protector's eyes glowed green, "I'm going to kill this idiot."

Shen Yunyue poked her head out from behind Ling Buqi and gave the left protector a slap on the face.

"You can't laugh anymore. You can't last long as a 1, you can't stand being a 0, and you always get beaten as a mistress. It's better for you to be an idiot."

……

This time Emperor Wu stood up immediately.

"Let me elaborate. This is a bit disgusting."

Civil and military officials: It’s more than just disgusting?

So you are this kind of emperor.