After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

The little monk hooked one foot on the tree trunk with his head facing downwards.

Swinging back and forth.

It was late at night and there was little moonlight.

A round bald head was shaking, with a creepy smile on his face.

Shen Yunyue's hair stood up instantly.

"what……"

She kicked forward.

The little monk was kicked out without any preparation. He fell to the ground with a thud and patted his heart which was beating fast with fear.

"Master is right. The most terrifying thing down the mountain is the tigress."

The little wolf chasing from behind felt the same way.

Nodding wildly.

I should have learned to hold my fart earlier.

"Little monk. Scaring people can kill you. Come over here and I promise I won't beat you to death."

The little monk shook his head vigorously, "If they don't kill me, they will cripple me."

He touched his chest and said, "If I hadn't practiced martial arts every day, your kick would have made me see the Buddha."

Shen Yunyue took out a piece of bread she won in a lottery from her pocket and said, "You've never eaten something so delicious, have you?"

"I don't eat meat."

"This is bread. As the name suggests, it is food made of flour. It's so delicious that you can swallow your tongue."

The little monk and the little wolf rushed over in an instant.

The man and the dog just stared at her.

Waiting to be fed.

Shen Yunyue gave the bread to the little monk and held his ear with a smile.

"Still scaring me?"

The little monk stood on tiptoe, "No, no, no. I dare not."

"I am a tigress?"

The young monk was in a difficult situation because his master had clearly said that such a woman was a tigress.

Monks do not lie.

After thinking it over, I gritted my teeth:

"Beautiful tigress."

He took a vicious bite of the bread.

His eyes were wide open and an expression of disbelief appeared on his round face.

"What kind of delicacy is this? It actually makes me want to bang the wooden fish. Woohoo... It's so delicious."

The little monk touched his bald head.

"A monk cannot indulge in sexual desire. Alas, another day that will send me to hell."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

This guy is as shameless as she is.

He choked up:

“It’s so delicious that I want to cry. How can I cry in front of a tigress over a bite of food?

It's so shameful. Damn you, Senior Brother, for not bringing the beautiful tigress here earlier."

Shen Yunyue was speechless.

What kind of life is this little monk living?

The little wolf cried too.

Even the little monk who came later had food to eat, but the dog who sold his body for farting didn't even have a bite of bread.

Too much.

Shen Yunyue's brain stopped working for a while, and she took out a piece of dried meat from her pocket and fed it to the dog.

The little wolf howled with happiness.

It seems to be saying: For a piece of meat, I am willing to sell myself. From now on, Dog Master will be the lackey of the tigress.

After the little monk finished eating, he ran faster than a rabbit.

"Poor brother, poor me, I can't escape the temptation of tigress's delicious food."

"I'll go and knock on the wooden fish. I hope I can have delicious bread tomorrow."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

This little monk is somewhat abnormal.

Ling Buqi and Shen Yunyue held hands tightly, "Don't listen to him. He keeps beating the wooden fish all day, and his head is just like a wooden fish."

The two entered the yard.

Anming descended from the darkness and clasped his fists, saying:

"Master, several groups of people have investigated and they all seem to be looking for the Seventh Prince."

"Who is there?"

"Ghost Guards, Dragon State Master's people, Dong Qi's people, and a group of unknown forces."

Ling Buqi touched his chin.

"Go down."

He took a mask and put it on Shen Yunyue, and they both went into the house together.

The Seventh Prince's breathing was steady.

Ling Buqi pulled out a chair for Shen Yunyue to sit down, and then he sat next to Shen Yunyue.

"I heard that the Eastern Prayer Envoy will arrive in the capital soon. Why is the Seventh Prince so impatient to go first?"

The Seventh Prince, lying on the bed, opened his eyes.

"who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who I am. What you need to think about is how you can survive." Ling Buqi frowned slightly, "Dongqi has a big appetite. Does he want to take this opportunity to annex several other countries?"

The Seventh Prince denied, "No."

"I just took the lead to take safety precautions. You also know the importance of the messenger of God."

Ling Buqi's eyes wandered, "Really?"

Shen Yunyue smiled faintly.

"Is it important to be a messenger of God or ghost? I do nothing every day, and just do some small things.

You guys are fooling around like idiots. Do you really think you have received the order from the Heavenly Order and want to dominate the world?"

The Seventh Prince didn't expect that someone would dare to speak so rudely.

Sharp voice:

"You ignorant woman, how dare you disrespect the messenger of God. They are the translators of the goddess."

"Hmph. The goddess doesn't even know there are shitty translators."

Shen Yunyue doesn't believe in these things.

Anyone who claims to be a translator has his own selfish motives.

Since the underworld allowed her to travel through time and also gave her a system where she would be eliminated, it was to let her fend for herself.

She should try harder.

See if you are the daughter of heaven?

"Give me a thunder to kill these people." Shen Yunyue put her hands on her hips and shouted with full energy.

no response.

"Give me a roaring storm."

Ling Buqi raised his eyes to look at the night sky outside, "You even called out the moon."

Shen Yunyue sat back in her chair.

"Okay, you see. I'm not the daughter of heaven, so just lie down and let it go."

Guagua let out a sharp laugh.

[Of course you are not the daughter of heaven. You traveled through time by crying, making a fuss, and pulling the ghost messenger's tongue. Do you really think you have a backer? ]

[Don't tear people apart when things are tough! I'll see through the melons but won't tell you. We're still good friends.]

The Seventh Prince’s head was buzzing…

What did you hear?

The woman sitting opposite me clearly didn't move her mouth.

Shen Yunyue looked at the screen and screamed.

[Oh my god! This Seventh Prince invaded the Great Zhou and unified several surrounding countries.

The end is so tragic. Much more miserable than my old Ling. 】

Seventh Prince: “…” Stop talking.

Ling Buqi perked up.

The competition of misery has officially begun, and he would rather lose this.

[He was buried in the ground. His scalp was cut with a knife and gently rinsed with a pot filled with mercury.

In order not to damage the skin, it really took great pains. 】

Ling Buqi's eyes lit up. There is such a punishment?

It’s really a punishment.

Guagua added:

[I also put some honey on the head to attract various ants and bees to come for a snack. ]

Too cruel.

The Seventh Prince felt very uncomfortable. Who was it?

Who is so cruel.

Shen Yunyue was also curious.

[The villain behind me looks familiar. Turn around and let me take a look.]

Guagua is also busy collecting data, hiss hiss hiss...

Guagua yelled:

[Oh my god, the system is down. ]

Shen Yunyue decided that this world had gone crazy.

She'll be the first to go crazy.

If you can't get rich first, you can at least go crazy first.

"Seventh Prince, don't always make wedding dresses for others. What's the use of fighting so hard to conquer your kingdom? In the end, you died even more miserably than my dead man."

Ling Buqi clenched his fists.

He noticed that something was wrong with the Seventh Prince and seemed to have heard Shen Yunyue's thoughts.

This is awkward.

The enemy hears the voice of the heart.

He took a step forward and pressed the Seventh Prince's acupoints again. After pressing them, he said softly to Shen Yunyue:

"I'll take you back. Leave his affairs to me."

Shen Yunyue understood that he had pressed acupoints.

He took out the sleeping pills and said, "Don't bother with that. What if he breaks through the acupuncture points?"

"With this medicine in hand, the world is mine."

Shen Yunyue fed the Seventh Prince sleeping pills.

The Seventh Prince struggled but finally closed his eyes.

The little monk poked his head in from the door. "Beautiful tigress. What's that medicine in your hand?"

"Sleeping pills."

Shen Yunyue generously gave one to the little monk.

He was about to speak, but when he met Ling Buqi's gaze, he lowered his head and said nothing, revealing his shiny head.

Ling Buqi sent Shen Yunyue back to Prince Li's Mansion.

Watching her enter Guiyun Courtyard, Ling Buqi sat on the roof of Guiyun Courtyard in a daze.

I heard the woman in the room go crazy first, then curse. Finally, she sighed that she was lucky enough to dig up gold and silver, and then... she snored...

He nodded and left.

Halfway through the journey, Ling Buqi ordered people to hide the Seventh Prince.

He changed his clothes and sneaked into the Imperial Observatory.

For several days.

Shen Yunyue always looked listless.

The Emperor just refused to agree on the marriage between the Crown Prince and Princess Yunlan. He has been busy discussing the matter of becoming an immortal with the sorcerer these days.

Shen Yunyue remained indifferent upon hearing this.

If Your Majesty continues like this, he will either become an immortal or a ghost.

There was another quarrel in the court that day.

The reason is that the messenger of Dongqi God has arrived.

Several people were dressed like shamans and were asking Emperor Wu for someone.

Emperor Wu was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Why is your Seventh Prince in the Great Zhou?"