After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue almost went up to them and bit them, [I was cheated out of 88,000 yuan by watching a handsome guy’s video. I had to break every penny into two halves. ]

Ling Buqi felt sorry for her overly crazy spirit.

Approaching her, "You will earn back the 188,000 soon."

"Really?"

"Yeah. I'm not lying to you." Ling Buqi sneered.

Shen Yunyue felt much better.

This scene was so painful in Long Yizi's eyes.

He couldn't help but comfort:

"Old Princess, money is not everything."

Shen Yunyue immediately responded:

“Without money, nothing can be done.”

"Master Long, don't try to PUA me. With my IQ, I simply can't understand."

"I live too soberly, to the point where I would laugh when I heard a sermon."

She felt regretful and it was painful to confront the handsome guy.

But being unable to get along with money is more than just heartache.

Long Yizhi: “…”

He only said one sentence, but Shen Yunyue was waiting here for several more.

Upon hearing this, Master Han Guo didn't want to say a word and just wanted to leave this perverted court.

He said goodbye.

Emperor Wu pretended to persuade him to stay, "The matter of your country's Seventh Prince has not been resolved. Why don't we discuss it further..."

Negotiate a hammer.

"No need."

"Prince, send Master Han and the others back." Emperor Wu ordered the prince enthusiastically.

The prince responded and came before the Korean teacher.

"Master Korea, please."

Master Han Guo gave Shen Yunyue a deep look and said, "Shen Yunyue, we'll meet again later."

Shen Yunyue was very confused. "Why do you want to see me later? Are you planning to give me your property?"

Today, I feel the most possessive. I always feel that your wealth belongs to me."

"you……"

The Korean division glared.

He snorted and went out with the left protector.

Leaving behind the confused Shen Yunyue and the court officials watching the fun, Emperor Wu felt as excited as an old dog experiencing a second spring.

outside.

Anming and his men had already brought the right protector here.

A smell wafted in on the wind.

Everyone covered their noses at the same time, are you sure that the right protector likes the smell of this creator's shit?

Shen Yunyue covered her nose and trotted to the door, leaning on the threshold.

"The smell of shit on the right protector never leaves him, and he is full of benevolence and indifference."

Right Guardian: “…”

He stumbled, his body jerked, his meniscus almost derailed, and he fell down.

He knelt down and bowed deeply in the direction of Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue: “……?”

Right Guardian: “￣□￣｜｜”

other people:"?!"

The look of realization.

Shen Yunyue blinked in confusion at first, then blurted out:

"Stand up. I'll make you eat shit for fun, so you don't have to be so spineless."

"..."

"Left 0, give Right 1 more food next time. Look how hungry the child is. The dignified Dongqi Divine Envoys are kneeling down to an ordinary woman from the Great Zhou for a pile of shit. Think about that..."

Left Protector: What the hell.

The Korean teacher covered his face with his hands.

Abnormal body stiffness.

For the first time, he felt that his men were really shameless, and he left angrily.

The court officials who were watching were stunned for a moment.

Laughter ensued.

"For a piece of shit, kneel down before our old princess."

"The key point is that she is an ordinary woman in the Great Zhou Dynasty."

"Hahahaha... the funniest thing is the laughter piss contributed by Dong Qi's left 0 and right 1."

"I'm laughing so hard that I pee or shit..."

"Take a break before you laugh."

……

Right Protector: I want to die.

Shen Yunyue's eyes can speak, as if saying: No, you want to shit.

He got up dejectedly and fled.

Like a fugitive...dog.

The left protector raised his eyes and glared at her.

Shen Yunyue laughed and consoled him, "It's just an embarrassment, not a funeral. Go out and drink a bowl of Meng Po soup later to remind yourself to forget what happened today."

"You are shameless and joyful again."

The left protector touched his heart and wanted to say something harsh. But when he saw Shen Yunyue's expression, which showed that she was waiting for him to say something harsh, he finally ran away in embarrassment.

Shen Yunyue was still not satisfied.

"That's it……"

"I don't know what the emperor and his men are afraid of. The tactics of Dongqi and his men are similar to: I'm going to sleep. If you don't let me sleep, I'll die in front of you."

She came to her senses.

Staring straight at Emperor Wu, "So, Your Majesty is concerned about the lives of Dongqi and the others?"

“Are you a dog lover?”

"This two-legged dog is not as cute as the four-legged dog."

Court officials: "..."

Emperor Wu: Bullshit.

As an emperor who had Ling Buqi as his secret killer, how could he care about anyone's life?

"Shen Yunyue, do you admit your guilt?"

Shen Yunyue coughed lightly, [The dog emperor asked me if I knew my crime? I just wanted to sleep. ]

"Your Majesty. Have I done anything wrong?"

Emperor Wu was irritated by her clear and foolish eyes and could not help shouting:

"Where is the Seventh Prince of Dongqi?"

"How should I know? You sent someone to assassinate me and now you ask me? You are so good at playing double standards."

Shen Yunyue thought that the Seventh Prince was taken away by Emperor Wu's men.

I don't think it was hidden by Ling Buqi.

[The dog emperor crosses the river and burns the bridge. Perhaps the civil and military officials are afraid of his double standards of coming as a wolf and being abnormal, so they simply close their eyes and watch him get beaten up. ]

[In the afternoon, he sent someone to kill the prince of Dongqi, and the next day he asked me if I knew I was guilty? ]

[Guagua, I just want to raise my middle finger to the dog emperor.]

Guagua added another blow.

[To be with the king is like being with a tiger. Don't push shameless things onto others.

If you don't admit it, the next person will definitely be pushed to Lord Ling. Poor Lord Ling killed so many people for the emperor and got a reputation for being cruel and brutal. 】

[Yes, if it weren’t for the dog emperor’s order, Ling Buqi would have gone out to kill people out of boredom.]

Cao Dechong: She is right.

Everyone looked at Ling Buqi with more apologetic eyes.

The words that Emperor Wu wanted to say to Ling Buqi got stuck in his throat.

Ling Buqi: Thank you for being my mouthpiece.

Emperor Wu slapped his forehead and wanted to cover Shen Yunyue's nagging mouth. He couldn't help but yelled:

"Retreat."

Gao Wuyong was terribly frightened.

He hurriedly supported Emperor Wu and left.

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes.

"There is a serious illness. The dog emperor likes to be anxious and roaring, and it feels like he is digging a pit when shit comes."

If you are not careful, you will say what is in your heart.

Cao Dechong quickly made a gesture to strangle her neck, "Old Princess, there are things you cannot say. The Emperor is just learning your sense of humor."

Everyone nodded.

He must be learning Shen Yunyue's sense of humor.

Shen Yunyue replied with a good one.

"A scholar."

Cao Dechong didn't dare to say more.

"The emperor is either imitating you or..." Xia An was thinking about his words.

"You want to take away my crazy spirit? No one can take it away from me."

Shen Yunyue yawned.

"Anyone want to go to Suzaku Street for breakfast?"

Everyone shook their heads.

Shen Yunyue muttered, "No? Then I'll ask again later."

Tangning walked up to her.

He looked at her hesitantly.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, say it quickly."

Tang Ning:

To say or not to say?

"Have you met the Seventh Prince of Dongqi?" She felt uncomfortable, as she always felt that the man had a deep bond with her.

"Don't talk nonsense. Spreading rumors is against the law."

"Do you dare to swear?" Tangning bit her lower lip.

Shen Yunyue scratched her ears and said, "What do you mean by outrageous? You are right, they are quite outrageous. But we are not afraid..."

……

Tangning was speechless. Was that what she meant?

"You're going crazy."

"What? What store?"

"You deliberately."

"Bingo, you guessed it right."

"Humph."

Shen Yunyue shrugged and said:

"Master Long, take your little girl Ningning back home. She has a noseache. You may need to find a doctor to take her pulse and prescribe some medicine. It may not work very well, but you can give it a try."

Long Yizhi frowned, "Isn't she my little girl Ningning?"

"You scumbag, you have another little girl, Ningning." Shen Yunyue held her heart in her hands, "I didn't expect you to be such a Dragon State Master."

She looked back.

"Ningning, did you see that? Men are unreliable."

"Can Governor Ling be trusted?" Tang Ning asked.

Shen Yunyue hooked her finger, "Nonsense, that's the person I support. If you make me angry, I will support someone else. No one will spend his money from now on, I can't help but worry him to death."

Tang Ning was completely stunned.