After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Gua Gua said he didn't know whether love could be transferred, but in the case of Emperor Wu, love would disappear.

[The most ruthless are the imperial families. The love of the dog emperor comes like an old dog's endless urination, and goes like a child's non-stop urination.]

Shen Yunyue turned her gaze away indifferently.

My thoughts fell on Gua Gua's screen, and there was a little sadness in my eyes.

[Is it influenced by the plot? The dog emperor has high hopes for the fifth prince. It seems that the heroine has a great influence. 】

Long Yizi glanced over thoughtfully.

When Hu Yong heard this, his heart skipped a beat.

High hopes?

Isn't it intentional to give the fifth prince a chance to compete for the throne?

He thought of what Shen Yunyue had said before, and it seemed that the prince was bound to meet with a disaster.

The old official instantly felt a cold sweat running down his spine.

Hu Yong’s heart is concerned about the country and the people.

Instantly hot.

Emperor Wu was not very interested in listening to Shen Yunyue talking about anything else, so he deliberately changed the subject.

In his mind, Shen Yunyue, who was not smart and didn't think about anything, had no killing power.

The first thing Cao Dechong did was to impeach the Tang family.

It is said that the Tang family is not upright at the top and the bottom is crooked at the bottom. The people in the Tang family are either fighting or stealing, killing and molesting.

Even the cousin of the Tang family can hook up with her brother-in-law.

In short, the dogs in the Tang family are more promiscuous than those in other families, and the flowers and plants in the Tang family are more beautiful than those in other families.

Civil and military officials ate the melon with gusto.

Tang Ning's face tightened and she felt ashamed, her cheeks felt like they were hot.

Tang Ning has a lot of crazy fans.

Especially those pedantic people who like poetry and songs.

Some officials could no longer sit still.

The main theme "I hold the banner for Tang Ning" is here.

He listed all of Tang Ning's great deeds on the spot, and also said that it is inevitable that there will be some dirty things in an official family.

Cao Dechong was furious: "Master Xiaolin, how many dirty things are there in your family?"

Lord Kobayashi's eight generations have been in the officialdom, and he has never been afraid of people like Cao Dechong who have no backing.

"Master Cao, why did your son choose to divorce his wife instead of getting a divorce?"

Cao Dechong was so angry that he was fuming and wanted to beat his son again.

"I will not argue with idiots."

Master Xiaolin's face darkened, "You are the idiot."

"You're an idiot, and your whole family is an idiot."

"Your whole family is stupid."

Shen Yunyue opened her eyes wide, "Hahahaha..."

She also forgot that this was the court and walked quickly up to the two of them.

He looked like he wanted to break up the fight.

"Stop arguing, and take a step back. Lord Cao is an idiot, and Lord Xiaolin is also an idiot. What is there for two idiots to argue about?"

Good guy.

The two glared at each other, "You are a big idiot."

Shen Yunyue touched the tip of her nose and said, "Damn, are you guys united now?"

Ling Buqi had a smile on his face, this crazy woman had to join in the fun.

Mr. Kobayashi has strong language organization skills and is considered a strong supporter of Tang Ning's fan group.

He was so unwilling to give in at this moment that he could even argue with a group of dogs for Tang Ning.

Shen Yunyue smiled evilly.

[It's time to eat melon. Mr. Kobayashi's fresh melon is out of the oven. 】

The civil and military officials instantly became excited and said, "If you say so, we can leave the court after lunch today."

Emperor Wu stretched his neck.

The Crown Prince and several other princes stood together. There was a hint of sadness between his brows, but now his frown relaxed.

Shen Yunyue was not just looking at other people's expressions. She was browsing Gua Gua's screen and eating Lord Xiaolin's melon.

Suddenly a spam ad popped up.

The background is a window, and the man is taking off his clothes with his bony fingers. His waistline is graceful and smooth, and his abdominal muscles are clearly defined. His loose pants are hanging around his waist, as if they would fall off if he pulled them lightly.

Shen Yunyue sat up in shock from her dying illness.

There are more than billions of tears in my mouth and I can't swallow them all.

[Fuck, there are pop-up ads like this? Where is the morality? Where is the shame? Where is the address?]

Guagua's cool voice sounded.

[Host. The pop-up ads contain viruses. Please enter with caution.]

Shen Yunyue's eyes lit up, [Hey, go deeper. I like it.]

She rubbed her rogue hands together, this was a good idea.

The onlookers couldn't bear to watch.

I don’t understand what kind of pop-up ad I saw, but his expression looks like a sex-hungry ghost.

Ling Buqi's cold voice rang out.

"Old Princess, Master Kobayashi scolded you."

Lord Kobayashi: “…” He didn’t, this Ling Buqi is such a bitch.

Shen Yunyue was instantly pulled back to reality.

His face darkened, "What are you scolding me for? You look like a decent man, but you are actually a sissy boy."

"Niang Bao Nan?"

The officials who were watching the show became interested.

"Master Shen, please elaborate. What is a Niangbaonan?"

Lord Kobayashi became anxious.

He had been married only two years, and his mother was the kindest person in the world.

There is nothing to say about him and his wife.

"Master Shen, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want."

What?

How dare you say this to Lord Shen?

Dead.

Shen Yunyue can expose your true colors without anyone else's help.

Ling Buqi's voice was very cold, and the ending tone was evocative, with an indescribable fatal temptation. "Sir Shen, he, a sissy boy, actually threatened you. Who gave him the courage?"

"His mother?"

Shen Yunyue was dizzy by Ling Buqi's voice.

Tangning frowned. This eunuch was so good at teasing. Judging from her rich love history, this man's tone was definitely trying to seduce Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue's rebellious spirit came up again.

"Master Xiaolin, don't think about speaking for other people's families. Every family has some dirty things, but no matter how dirty they are, they are not as dirty as yours."

Cao Dechong's eyes almost popped out.

"Master Shen, there has been too much foreplay. Please get down to business. Let me tell you a few unknown things about Master Lin's family."

A few old princes, relying on their seniority, simply moved to another place to stand and eat the melons.

Shen Yunyue's eyes flickered, "Yesmora..."

"Master Kobayashi, where were you on your wedding night?"

Everyone lost interest instantly. "What? It can't be under the bed, right?"

"It's hard to say. Could it be like Lord He, lying on the ground on the wedding night, listening to his brother and wife singing a duet?"

If you keep saying this...

Everyone can imagine the scene in their minds.

Facing the murmurs of the crowd, Master Kobayashi's face turned red. "Nonsense, how could my brother be that kind of person?"

Shen Yunyue raised the corners of her lips.

"Your brother is certainly not that kind of person, Lord Dalin, don't you think so?"

The other person breathed a sigh of relief.

It has nothing to do with my brother's wife in the first place. If I am framed by someone, I can't clear myself even if I jump into the river.

"What's that?"

"Master Shen, you have a bad habit of saying one thing and not following it up. This is not a good thing."

Shen Yunyue sneered:

"I tell you stories, will you pay me?"

The other person's eyes widened. "Why didn't you tell me earlier? How much?"

"Ten coppers, please."

Shen Yunyue thought the story was too disgusting and asked the other party to return the ten copper coins to her.

Cao Dechong immediately took out ten copper coins and said, "Here you go. Look at how capable you are. It's worth it to be alone just for ten copper coins."

The civil and military officials who were watching the show threw coins one after another.

There was soon a pile of copper coins under Shen Yunyue's feet.

Even the emperor asked Gao Wuyong to take a silver ingot and throw it into the copper coins, and then pick up a pile of copper coins and take them back.

Shen Yunyue: “…”

"The emperor is too stingy."

Gao Wuyong picked up the coins without even looking up, "I'll confiscate your venue fee, so just be happy."

Shen Yunyue pinched her nose and said nothing.

After Gao Wuyong happily left with a pile of copper coins, Shen Yunyue turned her gaze to Lord Xiaolin.

"Master Xiaolin is very filial. He was afraid that my mother would be sad on the wedding night. He said that he had a wife and had forgotten her, so he did this after we drank the wedding wine...."

"how?"

"talk."

Shen Yunyue looked at Master Xiaolin and saw his face darken before she slowly spoke: "Go and sleep with me."

The officials who were eating melons: "..."

I guessed various endings, but this one wasn't one of them.

"impossible."

"Master Shen, let's not wait for this nonsense."

The Dali Temple official glanced at Lord Xiao Lin, as if he had discovered a new world. "Lord Shen is not talking nonsense. Others spend their wedding night with their brides, but our Lord Xiao Lin is spending his wedding night with his mother."

"So filial."

Lord Kobayashi noticed the contemptuous looks from everyone and instantly felt resentful.

Damn bitch, she actually exposed his past.

"You're talking nonsense. I was just afraid that my mother would be sad. I just slept on the couch in her room." Lord Kobayashi glared at Shen Yunyue, wishing he could scratch her with his hands.

His mother was right, beautiful women have evil intentions.