After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

The atmosphere is a bit heavy.

Shen Yunyue thought they were afraid of the Dongqi Divine Envoy, and whispered:

"Don't be afraid. If we encounter Dong Qi's gang, we can just use violent law enforcement to deal with them."

She raised her middle finger and glanced at him fiercely. "There is nothing that cannot be solved by fists. If there is, it's because the fists are not strong enough."

Hu Yong and Ling Buqi looked at each other.

The two left without saying a word.

Shen Yunyue brushed off her official uniform and glared at their backs in confusion.

"Am I wrong?"

Ok.

With her IQ not being able to answer such a simple question, Shen Yunyue simply gave up thinking about it.

Tang Ning and Long Yizhi followed behind her.

"Master Shen."

Shen Yunyue looked back, then lifted her robe and ran away at great speed as if she had seen a ghost.

This caused everyone to look at Tang Ning.

Tangning: “…”

"Master Long, I didn't say anything."

Long Yizhi always felt like there was something he couldn't grasp, and he felt inexplicably depressed. "Master Tang, you are now also a member of the Imperial Observatory. Be a little tougher."

For the first time, he felt that Tang Ning's little white flower look was tiring.

Tang Ning's brain was barely functioning. She really couldn't understand why even Long Yizi lost his patience as soon as Shen Yunyue came back.

Was everyone’s patience during those months fake?

Watching Long Yizi leave.

She had no choice but to walk forward quickly and suppress the grievance and unhappiness in her heart.

In the court, Emperor Wu has not arrived yet.

Everyone has different thoughts.

Some people looked at Hu Yong with complicated expressions, while others secretly wondered who the next Minister of the Chancellery would be.

Some people are confused.

Shen Yunyue noticed that someone was acting strangely, and she gave Ling Buqi a sweet look.

[Guagua. I haven't eaten melon for a long time. How are the ministers? ]

All civil and military officials were instantly refreshed.

They all silently said in their hearts: I have no melons to eat, but others have melons to eat.

Guagua smacked his lips and said:

[Teacher Xia's grandson got married. He didn't even ask you to give a gift.]

[What? Is Master Gou afraid that I will have a feast? ]

Shen Yunyue said she was very unhappy.

[What's the name of my grandson? Whose daughter did he marry? If I'm not allowed to eat at the banquet, then I can only eat melons.]

It would be a huge shame to not let her eat at the banquet.

Is she that kind of person?

No gift?

Xia An's eyelids twitched, and he wanted to say that you were all in Mobei. Why did he invite you to a banquet?

Hu Yong winked at him.

Master Xia had no choice but to shut his mouth.

Shen Yunyue was checking the information of Xia Bingbao, the grandson of Master Xia, and she rubbed her eyes.

That's right.

[Damn, Master Xia is a talented person. He actually named his grandson Xia Binghai. Are there also Xia Xue, Xia Yu, and Xia Baoyu? ]

Master Xia: “…”

Can you say that I have a lot of complaints about the name?

The courtiers were stunned.

This name is powerful.

Everyone knew that today's melon was provided by Master Xia, and they all stretched their necks waiting for Shen Yunyue to feed them the melon.

[Oh, heaven, earth. His second aunt's watermelon field. Xia Binghai and his sister-in-law are out on the lake, and his wife is pregnant and vomiting at home.]

[Brother-in-law and sister-in-law are splashing on the lake. ]

The court officials who were watching the show gasped.

Although some people say that half of a sister-in-law's butt belongs to her brother-in-law, that is probably only true after the sister dies.

Shen Yunyue screamed again.

[What is this sister-in-law thinking? Isn't the stick used by the sister dirty? He can seduce the sister-in-law when his wife is pregnant. This man's stick is no different from a shit-stirring stick. ]

The melon-eating minister's ears pricked up.

Tang Ning was in a trance, and no one spoke until the emperor came.

She wanted to pull someone's sleeve, but was given a vicious look.

I felt so aggrieved instantly.

She didn't dare complain to Long Yizi, for fear that he would criticize her for being pretentious.

The eunuchs standing outside the door pricked up their ears, wishing they could listen inside.

Guagua is much calmer.

[Host, don't panic. Miss Gan and her sister have the same father but different mothers, one of them was born to her aunt. She was jealous of her sister marrying the grandson of the Grand Tutor, so she went to the Grand Tutor's mansion and was dazzled by the wealth. ]

Shen Yunyue expressed her incomprehension.

[You can pick someone with a better family background. It's not like only your brother-in-law is good. ]

All the civil and military officials nodded, the concubine had vicious thoughts.

Shen Yunyue cursed again:

[The main reason is that Xia Binghai is shameless. He is a grown man who has seen all kinds of women, but he seduced a young girl who is inexperienced in the ways of the world.]

This is different from the general practice of scolding women first.

The first thing Shen Yunyue did was to bombard Xia Binghai.

Guagua smiled slyly:

[Ms. Gan is pretty and has a different kind of beauty from her sister.]

[Bitch is just hypocritical. The bitch I’m talking about is Xia Binghai.] Shen Yunyue cursed viciously.

[Why hasn't the emperor come yet? I heard that some of the concubines in the harem are sisters. What do you think these men who can't control their lower bodies think? Do they like peripherals? ]

How would Guagua know this?

I could only say silently:

[Host, I am not a human. I don’t understand the weird thoughts of humans. ]

Guagua suddenly screamed.

[Host, let me tell you, Miss Gan is not a simple good person.]

[She has a bad character. She relies on her relationship with some people to act arrogantly in her small circle. But she is particularly flattering to noble ladies who are more powerful than her.]

Shen Yunyue opened her eyes wide and looked at the information provided by Guagua.

[Wow. She wants to take over. But who is Xia Binghai? The Xia family must be ruled by the old fox Xia Taifu. This stupid woman is destined to be in vain.]

Master Xia nodded slightly.

Those who can marry in and become the principal wife naturally have to go through tests.

How easy is it for a concubine's daughter to marry into the family?

All the court officials knew that Miss Gan was at most played by Xia Binghai.

Guagua then said, "Ms. Gan and Tangning are cousins, and they have a pretty good relationship."

[What? How come all the connections lead to Tang Ning?]

This left Shen Yunyue speechless.

Guagua didn't want this to happen, but the clue was just that.

Someone glanced at Tangning. This woman was indeed very talented. She had ambiguous relationships with many young men. This behavior was not normal.

Tang Ning was confused.

Why are you guys staring at her?

Because of...beauty?

I couldn't help but straighten my back and let out a shy yet somewhat arrogant smile.

Civil and military officials: "..."

This expression is not as good as Shen Yunyue's.

After all, Shen Yunyue looked like she wanted to knock everyone down and take all the money in their pockets for herself.

To express other ideas.

She really doesn't have the brain to think so much, except for eating melons and being greedy for money.

Are you lustful?

A little, but not much...

And it was limited to the eunuch Ling Buqi, who was just satisfying his bad habit.

Emperor Wu came in with a ruddy face and spoke in a full-throated voice. Following a deep "My dear ministers, please stand up," Shen Yunyue pricked up her ears.

[Is the emperor ill? Is it necessary to shout when speaking? ]

Emperor Wu was not angry when Shen Yunyue complained about him, but laughed heartily instead.

"Hahaha……"

He was in a good mood, having taken a pill last night.

Seven times a night, referred to as Qilang.

The favored concubine begged for mercy, which made him taste the sweetness.

When you wake up in the morning, you won’t feel dizzy or have slippery feet.

"Shen Yunyue. You look pale lately. Are you feeling a little weak?" Emperor Wu had a smile in his eyes, as if he was a groom for the first time.

Shen Yunyue stretched her neck.

After carefully observing Emperor Wu, he carefully verified:

"Your Majesty, have you taken medicine?"

[Did he take too much medicine? Did he get a taste of his youthful glory last night? Now he wants to announce to the world that he is back in action.]

All the civil and military officials wanted to cover Shen Yunyue's mouth.

Is this something an old princess like her can say?

Emperor Wu raised his eyebrows, "Hahaha. I won't bother with you. Guess why I'm so happy?"

"No need to guess, your mental state is almost the same as mine."

Shen Yunyue's eyes were wide as she looked at the magnificent dragon throne. Finally, her gaze fell on Emperor Wu who was sitting on the dragon throne. [The emperor is too weak. You have to be very careful in front of him.]

Emperor Wu: “…”

The smile faded a bit.

No matter how good your mood is, you can't withstand such a blow from her.

[What's wrong with the emperor? Did you let go of your fatherly attitude towards the prince?] Shen Yunyue expressed her incomprehension.

The prince raised his head upon hearing this.

Whatever he does recently is wrong. Not doing anything is also wrong.

The daily routine is to be scolded.

Emperor Wu: “…”

[Guagua, so will the dog emperor's love be transferred? ]