After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

The onlookers all said "Oh", and then they were curious: "How could you bear to leave your bride to accompany me?"

"Yes, yes, a night of love is worth a thousand gold."

"It's the wedding night."

Shen Yunyue laughed like a goose hitting pebbles, "Hahahaha... Am I just afraid that I'll get jealous?"

"You have forgotten your mother after you got a wife. Our dynasty has always ruled the country with benevolence and filial piety. Everything I do is for filial piety." Lord Kobayashi felt aggrieved.

His mother has a hard life.

To fight with the vixen concubine.

She has to raise children and yet she doesn't get any favor from her father.

What's wrong with him feeling sorry for his mother?

Master Xia almost fainted after hearing this. "I guess Madam Xiaolin's life at home is not easy either."

“No, no, no. In the words of Master Kobayashi, his mother is such a kind person.

His wife must have been lucky to be able to enter such a family. She just needs to take care of him and love him unconditionally like a son, and do less work at night. "

Shen Yunyue emphasized the word "fuck".

This caused the people around to look at Lord Kobayashi and Lord Dabayashi.

Fortunately, Mr. Lin died early.

Lord Dalin pinched his nose and said awkwardly:

"It has nothing to do with me. We are half brothers. My mother died early, and I just complained a few words when I went to the grave to pay my respects."

Master Kobayashi roared in intolerable anger:

"Shut up, me."

Ling Buqi slapped him, "Whose father are you pretending to be in the court? You are the old princess's father, so who is the emperor to you?"

Lord Kobayashi then remembered that he was in the court.

I was so scared that my knees went weak and I fell to my knees.

"Please spare my life, Your Majesty."

Emperor Wu was in high spirits and waved his hand generously.

"I'll spare you. If you say another word, I'll flog you."

Master Xiaolin was crying just to say a few words to Princess Tang. Why did he drag himself into this?

"Don't believe this woman's lies. How could I, an honest and upright person, do such a dirty thing as bullying my wife?"

He is very good to his daughter-in-law.

As for his mother, she did not bully his daughter-in-law.

Just teach her how to be a qualified daughter-in-law of the Lin family.

Shen Yunyue made another move:

"Master Xiaolin, although three meals a day are more important than three outlooks, it is too shameless for you to confuse right and wrong."

"I, Shen Dianpo, have no morals and I dare to admit it myself. You call that not bullying your daughter-in-law?"

"When I was sleeping in the middle of the night, my mother-in-law would open the door and come in from time to time to squat beside the bed to watch."

"Look at your son on the left, he's so handsome. Look at your daughter-in-law on the right, she's a foxy girl. Wake up your daughter-in-law in the middle of the night to set rules."

……

Shen Yunyue's speech left everyone who listened stunned.

Good guy.

Old Madam Lin didn't have high requirements when it came to finding a wife for her son; she didn't want any woman.

"Master Xiaolin, does your mother simply dislike women?"

"Or do you prefer you to find a man?"

Shen Yunyue shook her head. "She has a loving mother's heart. She simply thinks her son is too great and no other woman in the world is worthy of him. It is a blessing for the woman to let them carry on the family line with her son."

"What? Lord Kobayashi is very capable?" Cao Dechong sneered.

Mr. Xiaolin's wife is the daughter of Cao Dechong's good friend, who was sent to Jianyang County as the county magistrate last year.

Shen Yunyue glanced across the screen indifferently.

"We don't know if it will work or not. After all, his mother is afraid that his yang energy will leak out, so she controls the frequency and duration of his sexual intercourse. At most, in a cup of tea, the old lady will start calling for help."

Lord Kobayashi was very embarrassed.

He didn't dare to argue with Shen Yunyue, as the language management master would lose the ability to organize his language.

Others who wanted to speak up for him kept their mouths shut.

Someone spoke up, "But Mrs. Kobayashi is like a fox. She gives me an indescribable feeling of restlessness."

"Foxes are not monsters, and sexiness is not smelly." Shen Yunyue retorted casually.

"You are the son of Master Xiaolin's uncle, right? Tsk tsk tsk... This master's mouth is not a mouth, but the manure from the toilet next door."

The courtiers who were eating melons: "..."

Once Shen Dianpo makes a move, all the jokes in the world belong to her.

"When you marry a wife, you must first consider her beauty, wealth, and virtue. After you get married, you will dislike her legs that look like spring river water, and you will be afraid that her back will look like a Bulgarian rose."

"Who else are there besides you who have low self-esteem?"

Hu Yong stroked his beard and said, "I am confident that I have outstanding assets, so I am naturally not afraid of my wife being beautiful."

Lord Kobayashi felt unhappy.

You are an old hand, how beautiful can your wife be?

His wife is indeed too pretty. Is there anything wrong with her mother just asking her to remember the rules of being a daughter-in-law?

Ling Buqi had a faint smile on his face.

He is handsome enough, so he is not afraid that his wife is more beautiful than him.

Shen Yunyue made a goose sound in her heart.

[Oh, heaven, earth. My aunt's two mu of saline-alkali land. Cuckolds, so many cuckolds... Can you let me go to Zhuque Street to eat a bowl of wontons after the court? ]

The onlookers became excited.

Not allowed.

If you go eat wontons, can we still eat melons?

[The green hat is not selling well, but it won't fall off. Raise your head to prevent the adulterer from laughing. ]

……

Gua Gua was excited.

After all, there is nothing more exciting than sex. If there is, send Shen Yunyue to Ling Buqi's bed. Let Gua Xiaoniao find a way to eat a hot yellow... melon.

Everyone: "Whose green hat?"

All eyes turned to Master Kobayashi.

Lord Kobayashi was shocked and went back to beat his wife to death.

He should listen to his mother every minute. This kind of daughter-in-law should not be spoiled.

"What are you looking at Master Xiaolin for? Master Xiaolin is a master of time management. He abstinences in front of his old wife, but he cheated on her nine times in seven days."

"What? This is not called cuckolding." Lord Zhou beside her reminded her.

"I didn't say that Master Xiaolin's wife was cuckolded. But who is the relative of Master Xiaolin's wife?

Shouldn't we gather thirty or fifty servants from the mansion and go to the Lin Mansion to smash and destroy things?"

Shen Yunyue kindly reminded everyone.

Anyway, there are many relatives and friends in the officialdom.

"Is it the decline of morality or the distortion of values? You are actually indifferent to this. Mrs. Kobayashi's life is very hard. What if... I say what if, what if someone learns?"

Cao Dechong was the first to shout:

"For the sake of my best friend, I am sending five maids to do the vandalism today."

"I will offer three servants."

"I have five."

"I have ten."

Emperor Wu refused to be outdone and stood up and said, "I don't have any maids, so it's not too much to offer three eunuchs, right?"

Shen Yunyue chuckled, "Not too much."

Master Kobayashi is shaky.

Soon a crowd gathered and someone pressed his eyebrows. "Who is cuckolded?"

Shen Yunyue pointed and said, "You are young and a little blind. Master Xiaolin's cousin, haven't you noticed all the cuckoldry?"

Everyone's eyes shifted to Master Huang.

He is really the son of Lord Kobayashi's uncle, and I heard that he is an upright gentleman.

It means pampering my younger brother and people who are related to the Huang family.

"His wife? I haven't heard that he has a wife." Someone raised the question.

Master Xiaolin made a heart-wrenching sound, "Did you see that? The old princess talks nonsense all day long. My cousin is looking for a wife, but where is the wife?"

He wished he could tear Shen Yunyue's face off.

This woman is so vicious.

Isn't it just to cheer for Tang Ning?

How could she be so excessive? Will everyone dare to stand up and cheer for Tang Ning in the future?

Cao Dechong sighed.

"Sir Shen, Huang Zhuang does not have a wife."

Ling Buqi's eyebrows moved slightly, and he was about to speak for Shen Yunyue. But when he met Shen Yunyue's frightening glance, he quickly swallowed back what he was about to say.

That's it.

See how she copes.

Emperor Wu laughed: "Shen Yunyue, you are indeed wrong in this matter."

Shen Yunyue was not convinced, "It can't be that I'm wrong, it must be you who made a mistake."

"Your Majesty, I think having a child makes us a couple, right?"

Emperor Wu thought for a moment and said, "Of course I will."

Huang Zhuang was feeling proud before, but his mouth corners stiffened when he heard this.

"Although Master Xiao Huang has not married, he has three children with his beloved girl. Two boys and one girl. You can't just ignore them, right?"

Cao Dechong exclaimed: "Before getting married, you've already given birth to a bastard?"

As the impeachment officer, I have the material for tomorrow.

All the civil and military officials looked at him with disdain, and no one was willing to raise a bastard's son.

Where does this put the mistress's legitimate son?

"His wife cheated on him, and all of them are taller, richer and more handsome than him."

"This, Huang Zhuang is too miserable, isn't it?"

"What a talented woman! An absolute master of time management."

"How beautiful is she? Huang Zhuang even said that Lord Xiaolin's wife looks like a fox and is restless. What does his mistress look like?"

"Does he know?"

Shen Yunyue's thunder was the first, "Of course he knows."