Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

"grown ups."

"Are you leaving, my Lord?"

Amidst all the noise, a middle-aged man in a long robe walked out of the Ordinance Hall with a smile on his face, surrounded by guards.

"Xumeru is now thriving!" The great sage smiled gently, without revealing his dark nature. "By the way, remember to upload the new decree to the void tomorrow."

Hearing this, the guard beside him nodded.

"Secretary?" The great sage suddenly paused and looked at the man holding a book beside him. "It seems that you have been very free recently. How about helping me find the trace of the great disciplinary officer?"

The gray-haired man tilted his head slightly, his expression unchanged. "To be honest, I'm currently sorting out a batch of unpopular canned knowledge, maybe..."

Being able to show up at the Ordinance House occasionally is his greatest respect for this elderly care job. Working overtime...

Don't bother him!

Before he finished speaking, the scholars and guards coming and going around all showed expressions of "as expected".

As we all know, the clerk has some power and some free time, and the clerk Elhaisen has even less time.

The great sage pursed his lips, but did not show any anger, "You are still the same..."

Hazard sighed and headed towards home.

Looking at the backs of the people leaving, Elhaisen curled his lips slightly.

Just as he was about to enter the Church Hall, Elhaisen paused slightly.

He turned around and stood in the same position as before, slowly adjusting the angle.

Among the lush trees, a little pink light was keenly captured by him.

He glanced at the great sage who was leaving, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and slowly followed him.

……

Su Ming poked his head out, squinted his eyes and looked at the great sage who was walking steadily and pretentiously, then shrank back into the shadows, "Are you ready?"

Diluk was wrapped in black clothes, and the red cat mask on his face looked out of place. "I'm ready."

As he spoke, Diluk clenched the pink sack in his hand.

It’s pink, and it’s a glowing pink…

Su Ming lowered his gaze to the pink sack and muttered, "Pink is so girly. Suddenly I feel like the Great Sage doesn't deserve it..."

Although the voice was low, it reached Diluk's ears accurately.

The great sage is about to be put into a sack, can he stop worrying about the color for a while?

Can't you think about how we're going to escape later?

Su Ming lowered his head and took out various bottles of medicine from his pocket. "He's in a deep coma. He can knock down any bodyguard in a moment!"

Su Ming looked at his maximum level skill mark and felt completely relieved.

"So let's wait a minute..." Diluk pursed his lips, a little unsure, "How do we run away?"

Should we knock down every one we meet and try to make the entire Xumi City fall into a deep sleep?

Su Ming tilted his head and keenly sensed Diluk's thoughts. He raised the brick in his hand and took out a baseball bat that glowed with pink light. "If you don't mind, we can try to knock down the entire Xumi City."

If Diluk hadn't discovered his plan to put the sack on him, he...

He could now go directly to the Ministry of Education with the snake demon's skin on and beat up the great sage in person.

You ask about the consequences?

Isn’t it that we have a PhD to back us up?

Su Ming smiled, leaned against the wall and slowly unscrewed the medicine bottle in his hand.

At the same time, the icon of the full-level sleeping skill flickered slightly, and an airflow that could not be captured by the naked eye came out from the palm of the hand, invisibly enveloping the great sage and his party.

Thump—thump—

The guards fell to the ground one after another. Azar's pupils shrank. "Who is it?!"

Before he could finish his words, a brick that looked kind but was actually very cruel flew out from behind the house and hit Hazard accurately on the back of his head.

The man in black quickly dodged and used the experience he had gained from the Abyss Mage to put the Great Sage into a pink sack.

The pink light flickered and was extremely dazzling.

Su Ming sighed, "I regret it."

"..." Diluk looked at the sack in his hand in confusion. He had knocked on the black bricks and put on the sack, but it was a little late to regret.

Su Ming took out a pink baseball bat and, in front of Diluk's blank gaze, hit the pink sack hard with it. "I regret picking pink for him. It lowers the value of my sack!"

Diluk took two steps back silently. For a moment, he had so many complaints in his heart that he didn't know where to start.

This... the great sage is not as important as a sack in Su Ming's heart?

However, Su Ming's current appearance does have a bit of the flavor of the Fatui.

"Who?!"

Su Ming, who was venting his anger, turned around quickly and threw a pink brick towards the bushes nearby, "Get out!"

On a quiet night, thanks to the sleeping skill, no one in the houses on both sides of the street was awakened from their sleep.

At this time...

After a while, a gray-green leaf in the grass shook, and a gray head popped out.

Diluk's eyelids twitched, and he almost couldn't help but use the Eye of God to rub it.

I was so scared, I thought it was a disaster.

Elhaisen sat leisurely on the steps, his figure perfectly hidden by the grass, "You guys... seemed to be having a lot of fun..."

"Of course." Su Ming breathed a sigh of relief and hit Hazard with the stick again, "Do you want to try it? It's really stress-relieving!"

For a moment, Elhaisen couldn't find his own voice.

Use the Great Sage to relieve stress... This guy with two cute masks must be a devil!

Elhaisen stood up, walked over to the pink sack, lifted a corner and took a look.

The elegant sage had a bruised face and nose. His bones didn't seem to be broken, but he must have suffered a lot. Most of his monocle was broken and mixed with blood from his nose, which was stuck to his face.

Tsk, who could have thought that the great sage respected by everyone in the House of Lords would be put in a sack and beaten?

The simplest way to ambush someone is to ambush a powerful opponent.

Is this the old saying in Liyue... a master can be defeated by random punches?

There was a flash of disgust in Elhaisen's eyes, and he wiped the blood that was accidentally rubbed on his fingertips onto the great sage's hat.

On the side, Su Ming's heart moved slightly, "Wait, I have an idea."

As soon as the words fell, Cat Mask and El Haisen turned around.

The two steady and calm men were looking at Su Ming. There was a large group of guards lying on the ground.

Su Ming shook the pot quickly and took out a bottle of green medicine. When he took out the medicine, he also took out a colorful advertising paper.

The advertising paper swayed and fell to the ground, attracting the attention of Diluk and Elhaisen.

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