Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Moon stars are rare.

Su Ming quietly opened the door and stood in the yard.

The sound of light breathing could be heard from the guest room, and Xumi City became a little quieter.

Su Ming sat at the tidy stone table and began to count his inventory item by item.

Sleepiness, anesthesia, fear, and...

Su Ming opened the small shop and spent 100 emotion points to exchange for a sack that could change color freely.

Su Ming touched the sack and took out a brick that could also change color.

Not long after, the guest room next to it was pushed open with a creaking sound.

Diluk looked at Su Ming's attire and raised his eyebrows in confusion, "Going out?"

Isn't it a bit strange to go out with a sack and a brick?

"Yeah." Su Ming nodded, pointed at his feet and then at his mouth, "I couldn't sleep, and the more I thought about it, the angrier I got, so..."

Diluk frowned slightly. "So you found the reason for your bad luck?"

So you're going to hit someone on the head with a brick in the middle of the night?

Su Ming's eyes flickered, and he curled his lips, "I guess so."

He was unlucky because of the full-life Little Grass God, and the Little Grass God was so cute, how could he have the heart to blame her?

So after all the calculations, this wave is the fault of the great sage!

"Who?" Diluk silently put on his gloves again and stood in the yard, "In Xumi?"

Su Ming stroked his chin and thought for a moment, then changed the brick and sack to pink. "Great Sage."

Hearing this, Diluk seemed to think he was deaf.

As a great sage, his status in Xumi might be similar to that of the leader of the Knights? Or maybe even higher?

"You..." After a moment of silence, Diluk asked hesitantly, "Didn't you say today that you would go to the Order Institute for further studies in a while?"

He said that he wanted to expand the fortune-telling market and not limit fortune-telling to the ancient methods of Liyue.

This... You're going to beat up the boss before you even start working?

Su Ming took off his rings one by one and put them into his backpack, putting away the ones that could identify him. Then he felt in his pocket and looked at Diluk, "Do you... have any stockings?"

Cover it up.

Diluk instantly felt his blood rushing up and he could no longer remain calm.

The panting winery owner looked at the young man in front of him in disbelief, his voice trembling, "Why do I have that thing?"

In comparison, Kaia is the one who would take out such a thing!

Su Ming pursed his lips. His plan to cosplay as a robber was ruined. He took out two masks from his pocket and held them in front of Diluk. "Pick one?"

Diluk lowered his eyes, feeling that his life span was almost overdrawn after meeting Su Ming.

A fat cat and a fat rabbit.

Diluc:......

This is worse than wearing stockings!

After a long silence, Diluk picked up the red-haired cat mask with trembling fingers.

He looked at the yellow-haired bunny mask next to him and was at a loss for words, "I seem to have seen something like this somewhere."

Hearing this, Su Ming tilted his head and said, "It was the time when Disaster transformed and scared Ying. Captain Kaia showed it to you."

Oh yes, the shameless Su Ming reminded Kaeya to show it to Diluk.

He has already sacrificed his face, so what's wrong with letting him earn a little more?

Diluk took a deep breath and looked away. "If that little author finds out, he'll write a story for you again."

"It's okay." Su Ming put away the various tools used in the crime and smiled. "I invested money, and I will also have a share of the profits."

As for the emotional value, it's all his!

On the side, Diluk suddenly felt that as a winery owner, he was not as suitable to be a capitalist as Su Ming.

After a moment of silence, Diluk hesitated and said, "So the Rich and Disaster of Fatui use this mentality to make money?"

Hearing this, Su Ming raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Of course not, I am shameless, they are shameless."

How could this be different!

“So…” Diluk pursed his lips, hesitating, “You…”

Why are you so shameless?

Su Ming shrugged and hung the mask on his ears. "Mr. Diluk, if from the day you can remember, you will fall into the gutter when you go out, and your food will come out of your nose. You will be so unlucky that everyone in Liyue will know about it until winter..."

At this point, Su Ming patted Diluk on the shoulder and looked at him through the holes in the mask. "Under this situation, wouldn't it be embarrassing for me if I still wanted to save face?"

Diluc:......

"So..." Su Ming stretched his body and loosened his shoulders and neck, "As long as I am shameless, social death can't catch up with me."

"What does social death mean?" Diluk had a guess in his mind, but he was not sure.

He and Su Ming walked out of the courtyard side by side and followed the path to the Teaching Courtyard.

Su Ming lowered his voice, creating an atmosphere of doing bad things. "Social death means that although I am alive, I am already dead. For example, I was pole dancing in front of the bathroom mirror, but I found out it was a one-way mirror, and there were a hundred or eighty people standing on the other side watching..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the agile night hero stumbled in the dark and almost bumped into a potted plant on the roadside.

He looked at Su Ming with a puzzled look, "Are you serious?"

It’s hard to imagine. As soon as I think about it, I feel like my toes are a little out of control.

Su Ming tilted his head and smiled, "Be bold, nothing can't happen to me."

The reason why no one watched him pole dancing was not because he was unlucky, but because he couldn't dance.

Haven’t you seen the many factories and palaces in the Kingdom of Winter? They were all carved out by him!

Whether he was the owner of a winery, a night elf hero, or a substitute bartender, Diluk could hardly imagine such a scene happening to him...

No, no, no, just listening to Su Ming's words, he was already impatiently embarrassed.

but……

Diluk glanced at Su Ming and walked towards the designated sack location. "You are quite open-minded."

This should also be what the people of Liyue often say, be content with your fate?

"Of course." Su Ming followed Diluk, holding the pink sack and brick in his hands, "So I plan to let the Great Sage experience the feeling of social death tonight."

Diluk felt like his expression had become so tense that he was about to develop wrinkles. "So, what's the grudge between you and the Great Sage?"

As far as he knew, the itinerant doctor Su Ming's biggest connection with Xumi seemed to be Amber's best friend, whom he had met once before.

Su Ming smiled and said nonchalantly, "Because I had a dream. In the dream, I was hit to death by a little white-haired girl. After I woke up, I became unlucky."

Diluc:......

You are just fooling me, right?

"Come on!" Su Ming suddenly patted Diluk's shoulder and hid in the gap between the houses on the roadside. "It's here!"

Who could blame lovely Narcida?

Therefore, Su Ming must put the blame on the great sage!