Genshin Impact: Forced to Become a Follower of the Seven Gods

Quiet streets.

The man in black couldn't help but lift up the cat mask on his face and watch the actions of the young man next to him.

At the side, Elhaisen also lowered his eyes, and for the first time, confusion was written in his eyes.

Su Ming laughed in his heart and counted this wave of emotional values, but his hands did not stop moving.

Su Ming unceremoniously took out dozens of bottles of top-grade hair dye from the beauty salon and covered the great sage's hair and beard with it. If Su Ming hadn't been disgusted, he would have wanted to dye his leg hair too.

The green ointment took effect on the Great Sage's head and face. Su Ming patted the Great Sage's face through his gloves and muttered, "You got a bargain. This thing is a high-end product!"

As he said that, Su Ming glanced at the pink three-piece suit beside him, "Green-haired pink sack, it's unreasonable for you not to set up a longevity tablet for me."

Elhaisen's breathing stagnated, and for a moment he found it difficult to understand the thought process of the man in black in front of him.

Although he didn't like the Great Sage very much, but... now he actually felt that the Great Sage was a bit pitiful.

I don’t know what Hazard did to offend this great god.

"Your Excellency..." Elhaisen pursed his lips, feeling that he should say something to ease the atmosphere.

Putting a sack on the great sage, what does this have to do with a small clerk like him? He was very happy watching it.

but……

He is just a weak intellectual. He is not afraid of these two plague gods killing people to silence them, but what if they also want to dye his hair green?

Before Elhaisen could finish his words, a cry of surprise was heard from not far away.

"Didn't the great sage go home?"

"Yes or no……"

"Oh no! Something happened to the great sage!"

"Go find it quickly!"

When the noisy sound came, Su Ming immediately stood up, shook the sack and bricks and stuffed them directly into the backpack, and also put the pink baseball bat directly into the backpack.

At the same time, a gray mist silently covered the great sage in the night.

Diluk turned around and set fire to the hair-dyeing gloves that Su Ming had left behind.

After thinking for a while, Diluk let go of the flyer and the box.

Disaster is now our partner, so... let's give him a hand.

If a great sage goes to work with green hair, it should be considered a living signboard, right?

"Follow me!" Elhaisen looked around with a vigilant look and directly opened the door of a room next door, "Come here quickly."

Su Ming followed in blankly, and Diluk was also silent.

The door quietly closed behind him, and Su Ming asked blankly, "Is this your home?"

This...is this the benefit of working at home?

Hiss... Why does the organization of the Ministry of Education feel a bit attractive?

Off to the side, Diluk looked around the room, speechless for a moment.

Putting a sack on the president in front of the manager's house was indeed a bit imprudent and far from the level of a dark night hero.

Elhaisen locked the door and sat at the table in the dim light of the room. "Yes."

I didn’t expect that I could watch a big show even if I left early. It’s really nice.

"Then..." Su Ming pursed his lips and looked at Elhaisen with sincerity, "Does the Ministry of Education still need a clerk?"

Diluc:......

"Wake up." Diluk patted Su Ming's shoulder in frustration. "I don't think the academy wants to become a ruin overnight."

On the side, Elhaisen was confused and rubbed the keys in his hand in a daze.

"But..." Su Ming gritted his teeth, "If I go to the Teaching Academy for further studies, will there be no danger in the Teaching Academy?"

Diluk's heart skipped a beat and he fell silent.

Elhaisen took the second set of keys that appeared out of nowhere and asked in confusion, "What kind of danger will there be in the House of the Lord?"

Su Ming's eyes flickered, and he took off the mask on his face. "Is it possible that there are not only demons in this world, but also a disaster god, commonly known as..."

Su Ming pursed his lips, looking innocent, "Poor bastard, so unlucky that this house might collapse right now."

Of course not now, the bad luck now follows the great sage.

Elhaisen looked up at the ceiling blankly, then came to his senses and said, "That shouldn't be the case..."

Although Kawi is not a very reliable person, he is at least a scholar of the Miaolun School. It is not possible that he has lived here for so long without noticing any architectural crisis...

But looking at the expressions of the two people in front of him, Elhaisen hesitated.

What if this isn't a problem with the building, but fate...

Before anyone could say anything, a quarrel suddenly broke out outside the door.

"What are you doing?! I can't even open the door without my key, okay!"

"Mr. Kavi, we are tracking down the murderer who assassinated the Great Sage."

"Murderer?! The Great Sage is dead?!"

"without……"

"I'm not a murderer! Only Elhaisen and I live here. Would the two of us go and assassinate the Great Sage?"

"just in case……"

"What if? I'm a bricklayer and he's an intellectual. The two of us can't even beat those guards, okay?!"

"But...can you open the door so we can check?"

"Ah... the key... to be honest..."

Amidst all the noise, Diluk and Su Ming looked at each other.

The next moment, Su Ming quickly grabbed the mask and gloves and stuffed them into his backpack, and Diluk quickly pushed the various books and documents on the table onto the floor.

In the blink of an eye, the table was filled with empty wine bottles, empty cups, and food that Su Ming had shaken out of the pot.

Diluk took the potion bottle handed to him by Su Ming and started to scold the three of them crazily.

Then Su Ming collapsed on the sofa, rubbed his face and pretended to be asleep, almost snoring.

Elhaisen looked at the table blankly, then at the two people beside him.

Great, an alibi for a hangover at a dinner party, right?

El Haisen sighed, stepped forward and opened the door, "Don't come back without your key next time!"

"Eh?" Kavi tilted his head and blinked innocently, "You're at home."

"Secretary." The guard nodded slightly and said hesitantly, "Can we go in and check? The great sage has been assassinated."

Hearing this, Elhaisen nodded and made way for the door.

"This……"

"who is it……"

The guard and Kavi stood in front of the sofa and looked down at the two men sleeping on the left and right of the sofa.

The air was filled with the smell of alcohol and food. The black-haired man was soundly asleep, and his red skin, which had turned red from drinking, could be seen through his torn shirt.

"This is..." Elhaisen was about to introduce them, but he found that he really didn't know the identities of these two people.

In the silence, the man in black frowned impatiently and opened his eyes.

"What are you arguing about! Is it illegal for Xumi to drink alcohol?"

Diluk couldn't help but open his eyes and handed over his business card. "I'm Diluk from Dawn Winery, this is... from..."

Before he finished speaking, Su Ming frowned slightly, and said in an extremely cold tone, "Student of the Fatui, Su Ming."

Amidst Diluk's trembling pupils, Su Ming took out a letter of introduction from his pocket and said, "Why don't you ask the Great Sage?"

Diluc:......

Su Ming is now quite skilled at shifting the blame to the Fatui. Write it down and send it to Inazuma as a blueprint for the light novel!

For a moment, the atmosphere in the room fell into silence.

Elhaisen had never been so confused.

Wait, this Su Ming is a scholar who has not been reported by the Ministry of Education?

Then why did he beat the Great Sage? !