Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After a noisy breakfast, the children gathered in the yard and learned Qiqi's gymnastics.

Because of her previous habits, Qiqi still insisted on doing stretching gymnastics every day after she recovered. Most of the children loved to imitate her, so they took the initiative to follow her, except for a few who were lazy.

"Ding Di, I have enough energy. I need to do some snack exercise to consume the energy..."

The little general, who had just finished breakfast, sat on the steps in the corridor and the yard. She was next to little Ganyu, touching her belly with both hands and suddenly spoke.

"Then I need it too!"

Little Ganyu touched her belly and nodded.

However, the two of them were just talking to themselves, and Nangong Ya and Kujo Sara didn't hear what they said at all.

On the other hand, Nangong Ya had fooled the children into turning into children by deliberately making them cry, and she carefully slipped away from the kindergarten after dinner.

Nangong Ya originally wanted to go to the nearest teleportation anchor point in Inazuma City, but she found that someone was already waiting for her...

"Xiaoya, you're finally here!"

Paimon put his hands on his hips and shouted at Nangong Ya.

"Well, Sister Ying, why are you here?"

Nangong Ya moved closer in confusion. She didn't expect that Ying and the others would choose to ambush her directly at the teleportation anchor point when looking for her.

But it is also true that among the people they have come into contact with so far, the only one who frequently uses the earth vein teleportation anchor points for teleportation is Nangong Ya, besides themselves.

"Hmph, you still have the nerve to say that. We just arrived at Haizhi Island today and Goro came to our door and said that Xinhai was missing, and then he brought a little Xiaohai to show us."

Paimeng said this unhappily, but after she finished speaking she quickly hid behind Ying. After all, Nangong Ya was the one who liked to reach out and grab her the most.

"Ah? Is there still such a thing?"

Nangong Ya, who had no impression of it, scratched her head and looked at Ying to ask.

"Well, Xinhai originally wanted to ask me out today."

Ying crossed her arms and spoke a little depressed.

"Did I... touch the sea of ​​my heart last night?"

Nangong Ya was a little confused. She only remembered that there was a piece of sugar and little Rosaline in the gourd.

Even with Noelle, she didn’t realize she had touched her until she woke up and found little Noelle in her arms.

Although it is indeed in the plan, it shouldn't be the case that I have touched it and have no impression of it...

"Anyway, Gogoro is having a headache because Kaijima has no leader. Some of his subordinates are already restless."

Although Nangong Ya looked confused, Ying didn't think that there was anyone else who had such a magical ability, and still believed that it was Nangong Ya who did it.

"What should we do then...should we ask Orobas to go back?"

Nangong Ya suggested weakly.

"But what's the point of Oropus going back? The little white snake might be made into snake soup by accident."

Paimon curled his lips, obviously not agreeing with this method.

"That's true. Unless there's someone to protect it..."

Nangong Ya muttered.

Soon, she thought of a good candidate and quickly took out her Chen Ge gourd.

In Chen Ge's gourd, Shatang and little Rosaline had already made and eaten breakfast in the kitchen. Now they were enjoying the warm sunshine on the grass. Little Rosaline came close to the magic sword ghost.

Taking into consideration that the tall puppet sword ghost could easily cause panic and he had no language module, Nangong Ya did not release him in Inazuma City, but kept him in Chen Ge gourd.

He was also in standby mode and did not activate it even when little Rosalin was next to him.

"Just stay here and I'll take you home later."

Nangong Ya said something to little Rosaline and Sugar in the gourd, then used the placement function of Chen Ge gourd to lift up little Rosaline and put her aside.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Lifted in the air by an invisible force, little Rosaline's face was flushed with excitement. After calling out, Nangong Ya placed her next to Shatang.

After letting little Rosaline leave the Magic Sword Ghost, Nangong Ya released the Magic Sword Ghost.

"Well, the Magic Sword Ghost doesn't need to rest. It can protect the little white snake 24 hours a day. As long as we wait for the heart sea to change back, there will be no problem. During this time, the little white snake is the great god of the sea. Whoever disobeys will be killed!"

Patting the puppet sword ghost who was kneeling on the ground beside him and on standby, Nangong Ya felt somewhat proud of herself for coming up with a good idea.

With the strength of the Magic Sword Ghost, ordinary holders of the Eye of God cannot defeat him, and when the situation becomes truly critical, he has a secret sword move that is enough to kill most powerful enemies.

"The Demon Sword Ghost is indeed very powerful, but the little white snake can't speak. Will the people of Haizhi Island really regard it as the big snake Orobas?"

Ying, who had fought against the Demon Sword Demon before, nodded, but on the other hand, she was not very reassured.

"...Why don't we go find Bai Zhu and borrow one to use for a while."

Nangong Ya was silent for a moment and came up with this good idea which was not so good.

"You mean immortality? So it is really similar to the shrunken Orobas, and it can even talk..."

"But Baizhu and Changsheng can't be separated. We can't bring Baizhu here with us, right?"

Paimon thought about it and felt that this idea didn't seem to work.

"Well, the white snake frame can talk...why not bring Ruo Tuo here?"

Ying thought for a while and remembered that the little white snake was closest to Xiao Ruotu, and she had been staying with Xiao Ruotu since her resurrection.

"That's a good idea. Just like Paimon is the God's Mouth for Sister Ying, let Ruotu be the God's Mouth for the little white snake."

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up and she nodded.

"Mouth of God...?"

"Well, the Eye of God is an external magic organ, and the Mouth of God is an external speaking organ. After all, it is Paimon who speaks for you every time."

Seeing Ying was a little confused, Nangong Ya nodded and explained.

"...? Paimon has never heard of such an ugly nickname! Damn Xiaoya, I'm going to give you an ugly nickname too!"

Hearing Nangong Ya's words, Paimon tilted his head, then stomped his feet in the air and glared at Nangong Ya angrily.

"I'll just call you...Mo Ren Ya."

"...?"

When Nangong Ya wanted to catch Paimeng, she had already hidden behind Ying.

"Hmph, let's go back to Liyue first and tell Ruotu that he can enjoy a good life here, with delicious food and spicy drinks every day. He will definitely agree faster than anyone else."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to put aside the argument with Paimon for the time being. She took the Chen Ge Gourd and took back the Sword Ghost Puppet that was still on standby, and then made her proposal.

"Okay, let's go. This is the only way to stabilize the situation on Haizhi Island for now."

Ying nodded.

Although she could suppress Kaijima with her military force, that would ultimately be surrender, and she couldn't stay on Kaijima forever.

But if it was Orobath who returned, it would be different. The people of Kaiji Island were originally believers of Orobath, and because of the gift of Shadow, they did not convert to Thunder God.

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