Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"You know what, the popcorn Liuyun makes is pretty delicious."

At Yujingtai, Nangong Ya, Ying and others gave thumbs up and praised the popcorn made by Liuyun after tasting it.

"Humph, the things I make are naturally the most delicious in the world."

Liu Yun sat next to Zhong Li, always on guard against Nangong Ya, and spoke proudly after hearing what they said.

"Haha, it's rare to be so lively today. Let me make some tea. You guys eat slowly so you don't choke."

Grandma Ping on the side said this with a smile, and gave Paimeng some advice at the same time. Paimeng almost buried his entire head in the bowl of popcorn.

Since it is very convenient to make popcorn using a popcorn machine and the amount made at one time is also large, Liuyun just made a full pot of popcorn.

"Come on, ah~"

While Grandma Ping was making tea, Nangong Ya grabbed the little white snake on the table, picked up a piece of popcorn and put it to its mouth.

As if it understood Nangong Ya's voice, it tried to open its mouth.

Although its body was as small as a white data cable, it was a snake after all, and a snake's mouth could open very wide. Nangong Ya successfully stuffed a popcorn into her mouth.

"Be gentle! Don't choke my brother to death!"

Little Ruota leaned half of his body on the table and spoke anxiously to Nangong Ya. He kicked hard with his short and thick hind legs, but he could not climb up the table by himself.

"What are you afraid of? It's a demon after all."

Nangong Ya curled her lips, loosened her hand and let the little white snake crawl on her hand. It struggled to wriggle its body and swallowed the popcorn bit by bit.

Because popcorn is crispy, you can see its body bulging out very obviously at first, but soon the popcorn is crushed and the body is not as bulgy as before.

After watching it swallow it, Nangong Ya put the little white snake on the table, in front of the hot tea that Grandma Ping had just poured for little Ruotuo.

The little white snake poked its head out as if wanting to drink some water, but the hot steam rising from the teacup frightened it so much that it retracted its neck.

After that, Nangong Ya no longer paid attention to the little white snake. She started drinking the tea made by Grandma Ping, eating popcorn while discussing the young Zhong Li with Ying and Paimeng beside her.

Whenever Paimeng thought that Zhong Li was the Zhongli he had met before, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"It's just gossip, don't listen to it."

Liu Yun, who was sitting next to Zhong Li, stretched out his hands and covered Zhong Li's ears, which made Zhong Li, who was sipping tea seriously, a little confused.

"By the way, Sister Xiaoya, didn't Qiqi go out with you? I haven't seen Qiqi for a long time."

Yaoyao who was standing next to them did not interrupt Nangong Ya and the others' conversation. When they stopped to drink some tea, Yaoyao could not help but ask.

Because Yujingtai is not far from Bubulu, Yaoyao would take the initiative to look for Qiqi when she has time. However, Qiqi has not been home for many days. Bai Zhu said that she and Nangong Ya were away on a long trip.

"She's still with Inazuma. I'll bring her back in a while. Don't worry."

Nangong Ya took a sip of tea and explained to Yaoyao.

"I see. I feel relieved now. I hope Qiqi has fun~"

Yaoyao said this happily.

"Well...it's getting late. We should get down to business. Ruota...where's Ruota?"

After all the popcorn in the bowl was eaten up, Nangong Ya remembered the reason they came to Liyue. However, she found that there was no trace of little Ruotuo. There was only a cup of tea that it had drunk up in one gulp.

"Haha, I saw it just went down to Bubulu."

Hearing Nangong Ya's doubts, Grandma Ping next to her pointed at Bubulu and explained.

"Is that so? Then let's go find it quickly. Goodbye Grandma Ping, goodbye Zhenjun, goodbye Zhongli Yaoyao!"

Holding his belly contentedly, Paimeng said something and said goodbye to Grandma Ping and the others.

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"Oh, my lovely little sister, are you interested in having dinner with me tonight?"

Inside the Bubu House, Changsheng almost jumped off Baizhu, and with a rose that came from nowhere in his mouth, he walked in front of Xiao Ruotuo and spoke to the little white snake on its head.

"…Aren't you a female snake?"

Little Ruota looked up at Changsheng in confusion, then quickly led his little white snake brothers back away.

"Humph, what do you know? Do you know how difficult it is to meet one of your kind? I haven't seen one in all these years. Even if I did, it would be just an ordinary medicinal herb without any intelligence."

Hearing what Xiao Ruotu said, Changsheng snorted in dissatisfaction.

Although the little white snake on Xiao Ruotu's head is small, you can tell its extraordinaryness at a glance. In time, it will definitely become a big snake that can intimidate others.

"Okay Changsheng, stop making trouble, there are guests coming again."

Bai Zhu reminded Changsheng, then looked up at Nangong Ya, Ying and others who had hurried over from outside Bubu Lu.

"Long time no see, traveler, and Miss Xiaoya."

Bai Zhu greeted Nangong Ya and the others.

"Hello, Doctor Bai... I finally found you. Ruotu, come here."

Nangong Ya waved to Bai Shu, then grabbed Xiao Ruotu and walked to the side, while Ying and Paimeng continued to greet Bai Shu.

"Why are you arresting me?"

After being caught and released in a deserted place outside, little Ruotu looked at Nangong Ya in confusion.

"I want to send you to Haizhi Island. Do you want to go?"

Nangong Ya did not keep the secret and asked Xiao Ruotuo directly.

"Why would I go there? There are no stones to eat there."

Little Ruota turned his head away, obviously not very interested in that place.

"There are indeed no stones to eat over there, but the little white snake on your head is the god Oropus worshipped by Haizhi Island. If you go there, you can eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks with this identity~"

Nangong Ya teased the little white snake on its head with her fingers and reminded it in a slightly seductive tone.

"God..."

Little Ruota muttered something and began to fantasize in his little head.

Sitting on the Coral Palace, he is revered by all the people. If he wants to eat barbecue, he can eat barbecue. If he wants to eat amber, he can take a bite of amber. Every day, the witches of the Coral Palace serve him in his daily life.

You know what, isn’t this life much more comfortable than teasing Zhong Li Bucheng in Liyue!

Little Ruotu's eyes lit up when he thought of this, but before he could nod his head excitedly, he suddenly realized another problem.

"But what if we are beaten up as impostors? I don't mind, but my brother is so attractive, what if he is made into snake soup?"

Xiao Ruotu cares a lot about this problem. If it is not solved, how can it dare to go to Haizhi Island.

"It's nothing. As long as someone protects you, you can say that the little white snake is the reincarnation of Orobas. With the help of the protector's force, the people of Haizhi Island will soon be convinced."

Nangong Ya had already thought of a solution for it.

Little Ruota tilted his head and felt that it seemed to make some sense.

But I was worried about others protecting it, so I thought about it and made a decision...

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