Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Noelle, are you up?"

“…No response.”

After knocking on Noelle's door and calling out, Xiao Gong and Kujo Sara looked at each other helplessly when there was no response.

Although the kindergarten wakes up a little early, it is usually still possible to wake up the children at this time.

But today was a little different. The children were a little drunk in their sleep and only Xiao Ganyu, Xiao Shenhe and Qiqi were woken up. The others could not be woken up no matter what they did.

Even Noelle seemed...

"It seems that it is better to throw away the wine in the kitchen..."

Kujo Sara said this with some self-blame.

Since Ganyu had been asking for Liyue's food a few days ago, Kujo Sara and the others had to find a way to buy a Liyue cookbook that was rarely seen on the market.

Some of Liyue's home-cooked dishes are often seasoned with cooking wine or rice wine, so Kujo Sara went to the International Chamber of Commerce on the outlying island to buy some.

But later they considered that it contained alcohol, although the content was not high, but they did not quite understand how to add it to the dish, so they gave up this step.

Until last night, Kujo Sara mistook it for white vinegar, after all, there was almost no label on the bottle.

Fortunately, the children just went to bed a little later than usual and woke up one after another soon after.

“…Ding ding, warning… warning… um, my body is abnormal…”

However, among all the children who woke up, the little general's reaction seemed a little strange. He couldn't muster up energy and looked dizzy.

Little Lei Dian really hugged the little general with some worry.

"Oh no, the general's sister has a lot of red spots on her body!"

Little Lei Dianzhen checked the little general's condition and immediately turned around and spoke to Kujo Sara and the others.

"what?"

Kujo Sara and Xiao Gong were startled and hurried over to check the situation.

"…Little Raiden is allergic to alcohol!"

Seeing the symptoms on the young general, Kujo Sara quickly understood what was going on with her.

"Quick! I'm going to find Xiaoya!"

Xiao Gong quickly got up and ran towards Nangong Ya's room. Last time, Nangong Ya was able to help Master Zhengsheng heal his injuries, so Xiao Gong felt that she should be able to cure the disease as well.

But when she arrived at Nangong Ya's room, she found that there was no one in the room.

“Hmm…drip…drip…”

Even though he was already feeling very dizzy and his breathing was a little rapid, the young general still insisted on playing the role of a robot.

She lay in Kujo Sara's arms, raising one hand with difficulty and placing it on her chest.

"I...want to...take you..."

"Eat it into your stomach..."

As the young general said this, he dazedly pulled out the "catch" surrounded by lightning from his chest.

Then she just stood there in a daze, holding the catch and spearing the air.

It seems that she is not allergic to alcohol, but to eating mushrooms...

"Um, who called me just now?"

Just when Xiao Gong came back anxiously and wanted to say that Nangong Ya was not there, Nangong Ya walked out of Noel's room with a confused look on her face, holding little Noel in a maid outfit in one hand.

There was some resentment on little Noelle's face. She woke up very early, but was held in Nangong Ya's arms and couldn't get out of bed. Just now, when Kujo Sara called her, she couldn't respond because she was held in his arms.

"Great! Xiaoya, you're still here! This is... Noelle?"

"Never mind, never mind, Little Lei Dian is allergic to alcohol, go and see her!"

Xiao Gong was relieved when he saw Nangong Ya. Without even asking about little Noelle, he pulled her and quickly walked into the room where the other children had slept before.

"Don't run... Tuanzi..."

At this time, the little general was still puffing at the air, and the other children gathered around him, either worried or amused. After all, some of them had no idea what being sick was.

Next to the young general, Little Raiden was leaning on Kujo Sara:

"Wow, General Sister, please don't leave. If you leave, who will help me pass the vegetables to Ganyu..."

While Nangong Ya was listening to Xiao Gong's explanation and then seeing the young general's current situation, she almost laughed out loud subconsciously, but luckily she held it back.

I didn’t expect dolls to be allergic to alcohol…

Wait, a young general doesn’t count as a puppet, right?

Shaking her head, Nangong Ya put little Noelle down, touched her head and then moved forward.

"You came!"

"Well, leave Sala to me."

Nangong Ya nodded, stretched out her left hand and grabbed the young general's hand holding the [Catch], and then a green light burst out from her left hand and fell on the young general.

Although the little general's allergic symptoms seemed serious, they disappeared silently in the face of the purification power and did not even last for a second.

"Well……"

The young general finally sobered up a little.

"Ding ding, warning, warning, low on energy... need a snack."

The young general, who had regained consciousness, continued to lean in Kujo Sara's arms, then covered his stomach and gave a reminder.

Just as she finished speaking, she suddenly felt something hit her head.

She raised her hand in confusion and grabbed it, and a Thunder God's Eye appeared in her hand from nowhere.

"Scan completed...it's candy! Ouch!"

“You can’t eat this!”

Nangong Ya and the others were frightened, and the three of them worked together to rescue the Eye of God from the young general's mouth.

Finally, Xiao Gong decided to help sew the Eye of God onto the belt of the young general's traditional Inazuma costume.

The little general didn't care. He changed his clothes and gave them to Xiao Gong to sew the Eye of God, while he ate breakfast with other children nearby.

"Sister Xiao Gong said that people grow up slowly outside, but now Sister Noelle has grown smaller. Is kindergarten the opposite of outside?"

After the children and little Noel got to know each other, Saigiya Kotsugu asked this question with some confusion.

"Sister Xiaogong doesn't know either. You have to ask Xiaoya."

Xiao Gong fixed the outer shell of the Eye of God to the belt with thread stitch by stitch, while nodding in the direction of Nangong Ya.

Kujo Sara couldn't help but look at Nangong Ya. If "General Raiden" hadn't brought the two children here in person, and she had also seen Raiden-chan and General Raiden present at the same time, she would have suspected that one of them was General Raiden who had become smaller.

“Ahem, this is actually Noelle’s sister, No… Belle.”

Nangong Ya coughed lightly and tried to make excuses, but Xiao Gong and Kujo Sara both gave her suspicious looks, obviously not believing her at all.

"Okay, okay, I'll be honest. She is actually Noelle..."

Nangong Ya had no choice but to raise her hands in surrender.

She had never concealed her purification ability before, but it was different after opening the kindergarten. For the sake of the teachers, she would hide it from them.

If they knew the true identity of every student in the kindergarten, they might feel very stressed.

"I'm sorry for keeping it a secret from you for so long. I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person..."

"Now I'm going to stop pretending and show my cards. I'm the God of Lolita. Anyone who doesn't obey me will be turned into a child and eaten by me!"

“Woooa ...

The children who were eating nearby immediately started crying when they heard this.

After that, the three of them coaxed the children for a long time before finally coaxing them all to calm down...

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