Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

Yaegamiko usually loves to eat desserts while reading novels, so the desserts and raw materials at Narukami Taisha are well stocked, and soon a shrine maiden brought desserts and placed them on the table.

She put the impatient Raiden-chan and Kotsu Saimiya down from her arms, and looking at their anxious looks, Yae Kamiko couldn't help but chuckle.

"Don't worry, no one is competing with you two..."

"I want me too!"

Before Yae Shinko could finish his words, little Ruota rushed over, stuck his head out to the table and bit the plate with the tri-color dumplings.

"You only know how to eat. If you want to eat, go and help me collect all the red cherry blossoms around the shrine. It just so happens that the ingredients for the red cherry blossom cakes have been used up."

Yae Shinto picked up the imperial coin and hit little Ruota on the head. The pain made it open its mouth and lie on the ground in grievance.

The scarlet cherry hydrangea needs to be activated with the element of lightning before it can be picked up, so although there are many around the Narukami Taisha Shrine, the amount collected is very small. After all, every collection requires her, a dignified priestess, to do it herself, or hire someone with the God of Thunder's Eye.

But for elemental life, even without the element of thunder, it is not difficult to collect scarlet cherry hydrangeas.

"You want to order me around? I won't listen to Morax. I won't do it!"

Little Ruota glared at the Eightfold Son of God angrily.

It had chosen to cooperate obediently after being caught biting the Divine Cherry Tree. Now that its own Liyue Demon God is present, it has gained some confidence and started to resist the Eightfold God's Son.

Just as little Ruotuo was resisting, Nangong Ya gently kicked it away with her foot and sat on the seat it was occupying. After all, this square table was not big and each person could only sit on one side.

"Go pick them quickly, pick more, so I can take some back to give to Linghua."

Nangong Ya sat down and picked up a string of tri-color dumplings, then turned around and spoke to Xiao Ruotu.

"Pick it if you want...eat more and you'll choke to death..."

Little Ruotu turned around depressedly and went to look for Feiying Hydrangea.

Naruko-taisha Shrine is built under the sacred cherry tree. The red cherry hydrangeas formed by the fallen petals of the sacred cherry can be seen everywhere, even in the corridors.

Little Ruota moved closer, opened his mouth and took a bite, but found that his body passed right through it. Although he disrupted the elemental power on the Scarlet Cherry Hydrangea, he could not touch it.

Realizing that it was the elemental power above that was protecting the scarlet cherry petals, little Ruotu raised his tail and began to absorb the lightning elemental power from the scarlet cherry hydrangea. The scarlet cherry petals, without the protection of the lightning elemental power, fell to the ground.

"What? Such a simple job... No, I don't have hands so I can't pick it up!"

Little Ruota curled his lips and was about to pick up the crimson cherry petals when he realized the problem. He immediately turned around and shouted at Nangong Ya and Yaezakami.

"That's easy. I'll have someone follow you and pick it up."

Yae Shinko said this, and then called a priestess named Nana Kano and told her to follow Xiao Ruota to collect the red cherry hydrangeas.

"...Damn it! Why isn't there any tri-color dumpling flavored lightning element? It's all Baelzebub's fault!"

Although the lightning elemental power that devoured the red cherry hydrangea was of some use to little Ruotu, it could not taste anything. It felt that it would be better to give it a string of tri-color dumplings.

With Xiao Ruotu's efforts, he finally picked dozens of red cherry hydrangeas nearby, and the total number of divine cherry petals collected was several hundred.

After wiping the non-existent sweat from his forehead, Xiao Ruotuo returned to Nangong Ya and the others. His body had already shown some purple features from absorbing the element of thunder.

"Thank you for your hospitality. It's getting late now. We should go back. See you next time."

Nangong Ya said goodbye to Lei Dianjiang and Xiaohu Saigong.

Yae Kamiko was very interested in the kindergarten opened by Nangong Ya, so she did not ask Raiden-chan and Kokitsune Saimiya to stay in Narukami Taisha.

"By the way, please help me get the authors of these two novels to update..."

Suddenly remembering something, Nangong Ya took out two light novels that she had already read from Chen Ge's gourd and handed them to Yae Shen Zi. They were "Please Take Care of My Fox Fairy Palace Master" and "I Got Reincarnated as the Thunder General and Became Invincible".

"Remember to tell them that if the updates are too slow, they can start their lives over again, in the truest sense of the word."

Nangong Ya rubbed her hands and spoke to Yae Shen Zi.

"Haha, violent urging is not advisable. I will not do such violent things, but I will say a word to them."

Seeing Nangong Ya rubbing her hands, Yae Shinko's eyes twitched. He was alert and ready to run away at any time, but he still answered with a smile on the surface.

"Okay, then I'm leaving."

"Stop biting the plate, there's nothing left!"

Nangong Ya nodded, then kicked Xiao Ruotu who was biting an empty plate as a reminder.

Little Ruotu looked at Nangong Ya's hands that she had just rubbed, and put the empty plate on the ground while biting it.

"There's still some dessert residue on it, please touch it!"

Little Ruota looked up at Nangong Ya and tried to make a pitiful expression.

"..."

In the end, Nangong Ya couldn't bring herself to touch the remaining food scraps.

However, this did give it a reminder that with its own abilities, shouldn't it be able to copy food? If it went to Haizhi Island to serve as logistics for the resistance army, wouldn't Xinhai be dead?

"Good idea, let's do it!"

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up, and she took Raiden-chan and Kokitsune Saimiya to the teleportation anchor point outside the Naruto-taisha Shrine.

After little Ruotu bit her sleeve, Nangong Ya teleported and brought the three of them back to Inazuma City.

After sending Raiden-chan and Xiaohu Saiguni back to the kindergarten, Nangong Ya took Xiao Ruotu and left Inazuma Castle.

Since she had never touched the teleportation anchor points of Haizhi Island and several islands along the way, and the ones touched by Ying and Paimeng had nothing to do with her, she could not teleport there directly and could only find a way to take a boat there.

"Ruota! Take me there!"

Near Ganjin Island, Nangong Ya pointed at the Shenwu Tomb across the sea and spoke to Xiao Ruota.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll sink with you if I flutter?"

Little Ruota tried to scratch the beach with his claws and looked at Nangong Ya speechlessly.

"useless."

Nangong Ya sighed, and had to stretch out her hands to pick up the little Ruota, and flew towards Shenwuzhong on the other side.

"Hahaha, Morax, I'm flying!"

Little Ruotu seemed to have rarely experienced flying. Even though he was being carried by Nangong Ya, he was still cheering excitedly.

For a rock dragon that represents the earth, the sky is indeed an untouchable existence.

"Ruota, do you know how an eagle eats a turtle?"

Listening to Xiao Ruotu's noise, Nangong Ya suddenly asked with a smirk.

"Eagle? Turtle? Can you peck at it?"

Hearing Nangong Ya's question, Xiao Ruotu was a little confused.

"Of course they can't peck at it, so they usually pick up the turtle and fly it into the air, then throw it down onto the hard rocks on the ground, and the turtle will be thrown away~"

"...?"

“Whaaaaa——?!”

Little Ruota tilted its head, and then its whole body fell towards Shenwuzhong, scaring it and screaming in fear.

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