Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

After some thought, Nangong Ya had to temporarily postpone the idea of ​​going to Kaiji Island. However, she did not plan to take only Raiden-chan to find Yae Shinko, but also take Kokitsune Saiguni with her.

After all, ever since he touched Hanasari, he hasn't let Yae Shinko see her.

In order to avoid bringing the whole family with her every time she went out, Nangong Ya only brought Raiden-chan and Xiaohu Saiguni with her, and the other children continued to be taken care of by Kujo Sara, Noelle, and Xiaoguni who arrived at the kindergarten later.

Now there are as many kindergarten teachers as there are children.

"Listen, when we get there you just need to cry, and I will take care of the rest, okay?"

After leaving the kindergarten, Nangong Ya pulled Lei Dian-chan and Xiao Hu Saigong to her side and whispered instructions to them.

"Why are you crying?"

Xiaohu Zhaigong looked at Nangong Ya in confusion. Isn't it usually Kujo Sara who coaxes them not to cry?

"Hehe, don't worry about it. I'll buy three-color dumplings for whoever cries the loudest."

Nangong Ya did not explain why, but used the tri-color dumplings as a temptation to make them obey.

Raiden-chan and Kokitsune Saiguni nodded their heads, saying that crying was not a problem as long as they had the tri-color dumplings.

In this way, Nangong Ya led the two of them to the teleportation anchor point in Inazuma Castle, locked onto the teleportation anchor point of Narukami Taisha Shrine and teleported away, and soon disappeared in Inazuma Castle.

……

"Okay, okay, stop crying. The fox's whimpering is so annoying."

Little Ruota touched Yae Shenzi's clothes with his claws to comfort him.

"...No, I'm not crying. I just can't help laughing when I think of Kitsaurusai and Ying becoming little kids."

Yae Shinko covered her mouth lightly and trembled all over as she explained while trying to suppress a smile.

"I see... Let me tell you, when Morax was touched, I laughed so hard that the whole of Liyue could hear it. How about you try it too?"

Little Ruota nodded and then made a suggestion to the Eightfold God Son.

"Forget it, I dare not be so presumptuous. If the general gets angry, he will scold me for a long time."

Yae Shinko adjusted her state, smiled and shook her head.

She knew that although Ying was touched, General Raiden was not affected.

"Then I will come, Baalzebub, I have ascended..."

Little Ruota raised its head and shouted towards the sky, but before it finished shouting, its eyes caught sight of Nangong Ya coming in from the door, which made it quickly cover its mouth.

"Oh my, little sister, you are finally here, let me see how cute my little Lei Dian is."

Seeing Nangong Ya coming, Yae Shenzi left the little Ruotu who was lying on the ground and dared not speak, and walked towards Nangong Ya, looking left and right at the two girls beside her.

"Son of God, hand over my Ruota!"

"Otherwise, I will tear up the ticket!"

Seeing Yae Shinto coming out, Nangong Ya put her arms around the necks of Raiden-chan and Kokitsune Saimiya without hesitation and threatened Yae Shinto viciously.

“Cry, cry quickly…”

“Waaaaah! Help! Wuuwuwu—”

Raiden-chan and Xiaohu Saiguni didn't react at first, but after Nangong Ya reminded them in a low voice, they pouted and started crying.

"..."

The Eightfold God was silent for a moment, then he raised his hand and a thunder fox grabbed the little Ruota's tail and brought it over.

"Let go of Ying and my Kitsune first, or I will kill them too~"

Yae Shenzi held up little Ruota's tail and imitated Nangong Ya's words.

"Wow? You heartless fox, I've already told you the identities of Lei Shen and Hu Zhai Gong, as well as the funny things about Zhong Li and the others being touched, and you're still thinking of messing with me!"

Hanging upside down in the air, little Ruota kicked his four legs and cursed angrily.

"..."

After hearing what Xiao Ruotuo said, Nangong Ya subconsciously relaxed her arms around Xiaohu Zhaigong's neck, but Xiaohu Zhaigong cried even louder, thinking he had lost.

Yae Shinko actually already knew that Kitsauji had been resurrected...

My plan to see her interesting reaction after she found out about this was ruined!

The evil Dragon King Ruota!

"Go ahead and tear up the tickets. I'll let them go if you do."

After glaring at Xiao Ruotu, Nangong Ya made a suggestion to the Eightfold Son of God.

"?"

"I'm not a human, but Xiaoya, you're a real dog!"

The upside-down little Ruotuo looked up at Nangong Ya with difficulty.

"Well, since you've asked me to do so, I will kill her in the most cruel way possible..."

Yae Shinto had a smile on his face, holding little Ruota easily with one hand. The words he said scared little Ruota so much that he curled up into a ball, protecting his body with his limbs.

"Let me think about it. Why not just bury him alive? He will be pressed into the soil and unable to move, and then he will suffocate to death little by little in the darkness..."

Yae Shinko thought about it for a while and came up with this idea.

"Bury him alive! You vicious, scumbag fox... No, this is better, this is better! Bury him alive!"

Little Ruotu subconsciously wanted to curse, but before he could finish his words he remembered that he was a rock dragon.

Just like that, the little Ruota who was put down consciously dug a hole with his claws next to the sacred cherry tree and buried himself in it, leaving only his tail standing upright next to the sacred cherry tree.

"Alright, alright, my little cuties, stop crying, stop crying. If you call me Sister Shenzi, I'll prepare some snacks for you~"

After burying little Ruota alive, Nangong Ya released Lei Dian and Xiao Hu Saigong as agreed. Yae Shenzi then came over and gently picked up the two children, one on the left and one on the right, to comfort them.

"really?"

When they heard that there were snacks, the two of them immediately forgot what Nangong Ya said and looked at the beautiful big sister in front of them with anticipation.

"Of course it's true."

Yae Shinko shook his ears and nodded affirmatively.

Watching Yae Shinko and the two girls gradually becoming familiar with each other, Nangong Ya quietly came to Xiao Ruota.

Taking out a sprinkler bottle filled with water from Chen Ge's gourd, Nangong Ya took the bottle and poured it on Xiao Ruotu's tail.

"What are you doing? I'm a rock dragon, not a water dragon. Why am I watering you?"

The little Ruotu, covered in water, poked his head out of the soil. He was about to secretly take a bite of the energy of the sacred cherry tree, but was interrupted by Nangong Ya.

"You're wrong. The water hose sprays very powerfully and there's no need to water it. I used it to spray you."

Nangong Ya poured the showerhead on little Ruotuo's head, as a punishment for this guy's making trouble everywhere.

After all, it had already been touched and became smaller. Nangong Ya couldn't touch it again. If it could become younger again, it might turn back into a dragon egg.

By the way, do elemental dragons hatch from eggs?

"...?"

Little Ruota tilted his head in confusion as he accepted the bath, but he couldn't remember when he had been sprayed by a water dragon.

After Nangong Ya had finished watering the flowers with the sprinkler bottle, little Ruotu shook his body like a dog, shaking off the remaining water on his body, and then happily ran towards Yae Shen Zi. He smelled the snacks.

Although eating these things has no effect on its growth, they are delicious!

……