Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"I don't think so. I don't know..."

When Nangong Ya thought of the relationship between Gan Yu and Master Liuyun Jiefeng, her eyes became a little uncertain.

However, her reaction made Ganyu certain that this "little chicken" was Master Liuyunjiefeng. In Ganyu's impression, this was Nangong Ya's reaction when she was questioned after doing something wrong.

"Lord Liuyunjiefeng..."

Looking at the group of birds nestled in Nangong Ya's hands, Ganyu closed her eyes and mourned for Master Liuyun Jiefeng for a few seconds.

"Ganyu, do you want to come to my house and sleep?"

Just as Ganyu was observing a moment of silence, Nangong Ya suddenly pulled her sleeve and asked with some concern.

"Eh?!! Sleeping? Why?"

Ganyu was startled, her cheeks flushed, and in panic she instinctively protected the horns on her head with her hands.

If she remembered correctly, Nangong Ya loved to touch her horns before falling asleep...

"Because you look very sleepy. If you don't rest well, you will get wrinkles."

"Look, I've been sleeping for thousands of years, but I'm still as young as ever!"

Nangong Ya puffed out her chest proudly.

"You are simply not tall enough..."

Ganyu really wanted to complain, but when she thought about the possibility that Nangong Ya might be obsessed with her height, she held back in order not to irritate her.

"Well, that's alright, Xiaoya."

Ganyu shook her head, then forced herself to explain:

"I take a one-hour nap every day at noon."

"One hour nap at noon? Do you mean staying up all night and then taking an hour nap at noon the next day?"

Nangong Ya crossed her arms and said unhappily, "As a time traveler from thousands of years ago, how could she not know what kind of person Ganyu is?"

Even if she didn't know, she could tell that Ganyu was severely lacking in sleep, to the point where even with her half-immortal body, she was clearly sleepy.

Perhaps she has never had a good rest in the past few thousand years? Working overtime for several days without sleeping is probably the norm!

Oh my god, even if Xiao is tired of killing, he will probably go back to Wangshu Inn to have a delicious bowl of almond tofu!

"Ah... No, Xiaoya, I..."

Ganyu wanted to explain, but when she opened her mouth, she found that what Nangong Ya said was true.

"Okay, stop talking. I'll take you to the Hall of Rebirth to have a good rest."

Nangong Ya waved her hand to interrupt Gan Yu's words, then took one of her hands without saying anything, and with the other hand, held Xiao Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun and walked back to the Wangsheng Hall.

"Palace of Purity?"

"Wait, I'm just going to rest. You don't need to prepare a funeral for me..."

Hearing that Nangong Ya was going to take her to the Hall of Rebirth, Gan Yu was stunned for a moment and then quickly spoke weakly.

I just heard yesterday that the Wangsheng Hall had found a golden coffin for burying demons or immortals. Could it be that it was prepared for me...

"What funeral? I've just been staying at the Wangsheng Hall recently. I'm very familiar with the head of the hall."

“Is that so…”

Nangong Ya’s explanation made Gan Yu feel relieved. It seemed that she was not yet at the point of dying suddenly from overwork.

In this way, Ganyu was pulled by Nangong Ya all the way back to the Hall of Rebirth.

"Oh no, Xiaoya! Zhongli Keqing's bird is depressed!"

As soon as Nangong Ya returned to the Hall of Rebirth, Hu Tao ran over in a hurry.

Nangong Ya: “?!!”

"Have you seen Zhongli Keqing? His bird suddenly refused to eat or drink today!"

Hu Tao grabbed Nangong Ya's shoulders and asked anxiously, not even paying attention to Ganyu beside her.

"Wait, Sister Walnut, can you tell me what's going on?"

Nangong Ya asked Hu Tao about the details in confusion.

Seeing this, Kurumi had no choice but to explain...

In the past, Zhongli’s favorite things were listening to books, listening to operas, and walking his bird. He once spent a huge amount of money to buy an expensive thrush, and would take it for a walk every day afterwards.

However, ever since Nangong Ya brought the baby Xiao two days ago, Zhongli no longer brought Huamei with him when he went out, but started walking Xiao instead.

After not being taken out for several days, the poor thrush became depressed this morning when it saw Zhongli taking the young Xiao out again. It went on a hunger strike and refused to eat or drink. This scared Hutao, who had never forgotten to feed it.

If such an expensive thrush dies, all the money would be wasted!

"..."

After learning what had happened, Nangong Ya didn't know what to feel for a moment.

hiss--!

Is it because of Xiao that Zhongli likes to walk his bird? !

That’s right, back then it was Zhongli who took care of Xiao…

"Don't worry, Sister Walnut. I have a way to restore it."

After being shocked, Nangong Ya quickly came to her senses and came up with an idea.

"This thrush is depressed simply because of loneliness. As long as I let my little Liuyun keep it company, it should be able to cheer up soon!"

As she spoke, Nangong Ya let go of Gan Yu's hand and held up the chubby little Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun with both hands.

"What a good idea! Xiaoya, you are so smart!"

Hu Tao's eyes lit up, and he immediately took the little Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun from Nangong Ya's hand and placed it in front of the cage.

When the cage door was opened, the thrush inside shrank its body, but little Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun came closer out of curiosity and took the initiative to get into the cage.

"Lord Liuyunjifeng..."

Ganyu became a little worried.

It's so fat, what if it gets beaten by the thrush?

"Eh? Isn't this Miss Ganyu? Why are you here? Are you here to help your relatives or friends?"

It was only at this time that Hu Tao noticed Ganyu. Her eyes immediately lit up and she moved closer, but the words she said made Ganyu feel a little upset.

"I, I'm not here to handle business. I'm here at Xiaoya's invitation... um, to visit."

Ganyu hurriedly explained. She originally wanted to say that she came over to sleep, but she felt something was not right so she quickly changed her words.

"Is that so... But it's okay. We can reserve the Hall of the Dead. Would you consider it? Would you consider it?"

Hu Tao approached Ganyu with anticipation on her face.

Gan Yu was about to refuse when she heard Nangong Ya's exclamation from the side.

"Oh my god, you bold bird actually wants to ride my little Liuyun!"

When Nangong Ya saw Huamei rubbing against Xiao Liuyun's body and trying to climb up, she immediately reached out her hand in a panic and rescued Xiao Liuyun.

The shrunken Master Liuyun Jiefeng seemed a little dazed. Although he was bigger than Huamei, he didn't know how to resist at all.

"Xiaoya, Huamei..."

Walnut wanted to remind it, but the thrush had already taken the opportunity to get out of the cage, flapped its wings and flew out of the window without looking back.

Hu Tao subconsciously used the fire element and wanted to rush over to catch the flying thrush, but after noticing Ganyu's actions next to her, she quickly changed her mind.

"Wait, calm down Ganyu! The guest said that the thrush is a female!"

Hu Tao quickly grabbed Ganyu's hand that was pulling the bowstring to prevent her from shooting the solid frost arrow, and Nangong Ya beside her also helped to hold her back.

What a joke! Everyone in Liyue knows that Ganyu is an immortal. Hu Tao doesn't dare to bet on how much damage this arrow will cause to the Hall of Rebirth.

"But, it's almost... female?"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, they are probably just playing around."

Nangong Ya quickly patted Ganyu's back to comfort her.

For Ganyu, Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng is both her master and her mother. At least she did almost all of Ganyu's mother's work during her childhood.

"Um……"

Ganyu had no choice but to put away the ice element in her hand. The condensed frost arrow dissipated into the air, and the bow in her hand also disappeared.

Just like that, the freed thrush flew out of the window and disappeared.

"It flew away completely..."

Nangong Ya, who was leaning on the window and looking out, couldn't find Huamei at all, so she had to spread her hands to Hutao.

"That's really bad. I don't know if Ke Qing Zhongli will be angry."

Looking out the window, Kurumi muttered depressedly.

'Is Keqing going to buy another expensive bird and send the bill to Wangshengtang?'

While Hu Tao was feeling depressed, Nangong Ya pulled Gan Yu to the side, raised her hand and pointed at the golden coffin that was being worshipped and introduced it.

"Ganyu, look, this coffin is the treasure of the Wangsheng Hall. I've tried it out and it's very comfortable!"

"Do you want to try lying in it too?"

When the golden coffin was being cast, Nangong Ya had already considered the comfort of the interior, and with the help of the immortals, she set up many magic arrays in it. As long as one lies in it, one will feel as comfortable as returning to the womb, and it can also effectively relieve fatigue.

“No, no need…!”

Ganyu shook her head like a rattle. As one of the immortals who witnessed the making of the golden coffin, she was sure that if the lid of the golden coffin was closed, not even an immortal could get out.

"Well that's a shame, then you can come to my room and rest."

Nangong Ya sighed and pulled Gan Yu back to her room.

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