Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Chopsticks should be held with your fingers, not in your palm."

In Wanmin Hall, Zhongli patiently teaches the young Xiao who cannot use chopsticks because he has lost some of his memories.

"Ah."

Only when facing Zhongli would the young Xiao be willing to make a sound occasionally. On normal days, he was not willing to speak even when facing Nangong Ya.

Under Zhongli's instruction, young Xiao quickly learned the correct way to hold chopsticks, but he was still a little unfamiliar with the technique and could not pick up the noodles in the bowl.

In the corner of Wanmin Hall, Ye Lan disguised herself as an ordinary customer. While tasting spicy noodles, she quietly looked at Zhongli and the young Xiao. Soon she wrote something down in her notebook.

Looking at the young Xiao who was not very good at using chopsticks, Zhongli couldn't help but wonder when he would be able to return to his original form.

But in his memory, Nangong Ya's ability was not stable. The time it took to transform into a child could be as short as a few days or as long as several years. Everything depended on Xiao's own luck.

With a slight sigh, Zhongli ignored Ye Lan who was secretly observing him, and instead tasted the dragon beard noodles cooked by Xiangling herself in the bowl with the young Xiao.

……

"Xiaoya, the chickens taste better when they are free-range and then slaughtered."

"Master, it is too cruel to say such things to a child's pet!"

Before Hu Tao left, she reminded Nangong Ya of this, and the waiter Lao Meng beside her couldn't help but interrupt.

Nangong Ya looked down at the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who was struggling to move in her hands, and suddenly felt that what Hu Tao said made sense.

If you are so active, it must be because you don’t exercise enough, right?

"Come on, Liuyun, I'll take you for a walk!"

"Jiji!"

As an immortal, even though it thought of itself as a chicken when it was young, it could still understand Nangong Ya's words, so it suddenly became happy and stopped struggling.

Not long after she went out, Nangong Ya suddenly saw a familiar figure.

"..."

The person who came was a blue-haired girl who looked a little sleepy. Her long hair was tied into a ponytail at the back of her head and hung down naturally. There was a strand of alopecia standing upright on the top of her head, and on both sides of the alopecia were two black and red unicorn horns growing backwards.

She was wearing a white short cheongsam with golden patterns, a tight backless one-piece dress underneath, and black stockings wrapped inside with golden patterns on the sock loops. A golden cowbell hung on the collar, and a bright ice-type divine eye was located at her waist.

Both arms are covered with white sleeves with double cuffs, and the inner layer of gradient blue flared outwards. The hands inside the sleeves are wearing long black gloves.

"Little Ganyu~!"

Nangong Ya's eyes lit up, and without caring whether Ganyu recognized her or not, she rushed over and threw herself into Ganyu's arms, burying her head in her magnificent breasts.

"ah?!"

The sleepy Ganyu only reacted after being attacked. She screamed and quickly pushed Nangong Ya away with a red face.

Passersby were also attracted by Ganyu's screams. When they found out that the person who dared to attack the Seven Star Secretary was actually a young girl, they just smiled and no longer paid attention to her.

"Well, who are you? Why did you suddenly attack me?"

When Ganyu saw that the person who attacked her was just a child, her ashamed and angry expression eased a little.

When the Emperor summoned all the immortals, he did not inform Ganyu because he knew that she was very busy recently. She also did not know that Nangong Ya had returned to the world.

"What? How come no one except Morax remembers me..."

Seeing that Ganyu did not recognize her, Nangong Ya muttered a little discouraged.

Hearing Nangong Ya muttering and calling out that respected name directly, Gan Yu's pretty face puffed up and she couldn't help feeling a little unhappy. Even if she was a child, she shouldn't be so disrespectful to the Emperor by calling him by his name, right?

"Ah... I never thought that the little Qilin who was so scared when he first saw a human being that he hid in a crevice for two days and two nights would now be a Seven Star Secretary, working so hard for Liyue that he has dark circles under his eyes."

Nangong Ya, who was not recognized, sighed, looked at Gan Yu and said quietly with a hint of resentment.

"Huh?! How did you know?"

"Besides, I don't have any dark circles under my eyes..."

When her dark history from childhood was exposed, Ganyu's slightly red face became flustered. She quickly looked around and breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that no passers-by had heard it. Then she couldn't help but raise her hand and touch her eye sockets, as if she wanted to confirm whether she really had dark circles.

"How should I know? When Liuyun and I found you, you kept crying and shouting about the monsters!"

Nangong Ya put her hands on her hips and mercilessly told Ganyu's dark history as a child.

Although what was mentioned before were all things from the Demon War period, Nangong Ya came to Teyvat earlier than expected. She was picked up by Guizhong long before Guiliji was established and Zhongli and Guizhong had not yet formed an alliance.

In terms of age, she is only a generation younger than Zhongli, but definitely a generation older than Ganyu. Nangong Ya has even seen Ganyu's mother.

"Eh?"

Her face flushed red, Ganyu wanted to stop Nangong Ya from continuing to talk about these things, but suddenly she remembered a figure from Nangong Ya's words.

A guy who is obviously an elder but likes to ride on me all day long...

And this figure that had not been seen for thousands of years was gradually overlapping with the little girl in front of him, wearing similar clothes and blue twin ponytails to Gui Zhong...

"You are……"

"True Lord of Purifying Evil and Returning Good?!"

Ganyu subconsciously recited one of the names in the memory.

"No, no, no! Don't call me that! Just call me Xiaoya!"

Nangong Ya's face suddenly turned red, and he hurriedly waved his hands to ask Ganyu to change his words. It felt like his dark history from his middle school years was being exposed.

Logically speaking, Nangong Ya, as a genuine demon god, would not have such a title of immortal, such as the True Lord.

But Nangong Ya thought this name was very cool at the time, so he gave himself this name in front of all the immortals. He was the only one among the Liyue Demon Gods.

Then, this became one of Nangong Ya’s self-proclaimed dark histories.

"Xiaoya... aren't you dead?"

Calling out that familiar name, Ganyu suddenly grabbed Nangong Ya's hands. Nangong Ya could feel her hands trembling slightly.

"..."

Morax, you must be spreading rumors about me!

Just wait! I will also say you are dead when I invite Xian Dian Yi!

"Alas, this is not the place to talk. Ganyu, let's go to a quieter place..."

"Eh? Where's my Liuyun?!"

Nangong Ya didn't want to talk about her situation back then on the street, but just as she was about to take Ganyu away, she suddenly realized that something was missing.

"Master Liuyunjiefeng? Is she here too?"

Ganyu was a little confused, but she hadn't figured out the situation yet. Seeing Nangong Ya looking back anxiously, she had no choice but to follow her in confusion.

……

There is a very small lotus pond near Chihuyan. Flocks of pigeons often land next to the lotus pond, and occasionally people come here to feed the pigeons.

But today, a pigeon with a special appearance mixed in with them.

This pigeon has blue and white feathers, but its body is a bit round, which causes other pigeons to instinctively move aside when it approaches.

But it obviously didn't care, and followed the pigeons to find food fed by people.

But before it could peck, two people suddenly ran towards this side not far away. The pigeons, noticing the movement, immediately flapped their wings and scattered.

Seeing this, it also tried to flap its wings, but because its body was round and its wings were not fully developed at this age, no matter how hard it flapped, it could not fly...

"We caught you, Xiao Liuyun. You were so disobedient and ran around everywhere!"

Nangong Ya grabbed the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who was unable to fly on the ground in his hand and stared at it viciously.

Ganyu, who was following Nangong Ya, saw this scene and her first thought was that Nangong Ya deliberately gave her pet the same name as Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

But the next second she remembered Nangong Ya's terrifying ability. Could it be...

"Xiaoya, could it be Master Liuyunjiefeng?"

Ganyu, who had vaguely guessed something in her heart, couldn't help but confirm with Nangong Ya.

……