Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

There is a huge sky palace above Liyue Harbor, called the Jade Tower.

This group of jade pavilions is the private palace of Ningguang, the star of Tianquan, one of the Seven Stars of Liyue. It is also where she usually works.

But today, Ningguang received two pieces of information that caught her attention.

One was learned from an adventurer patient in Bubulu. A girl was walking briskly, carrying an unusual-looking golden coffin that weighed at least several hundred pounds with ease.

If it were just that, Ningguang might not care much. After all, this kind of thing is not a difficult problem for the owner of the Eye of God. At most, she would be curious about what the golden coffin is and whether it is valuable.

What really concerned her was another letter sent from Wangshu Inn.

In the letter, Philgodette mentioned the brother and sister who came to the inn a few days ago and ordered a plate of almond tofu.

Among them, the younger boy looks like a cut above the Demon-Subduing Saint, and is most likely the Saint's offspring!

Sons of immortals, this is indeed an identity worthy of attention. Moreover, they seem to be still wandering outside, so Ningguang ordered Ye Lan, the intelligence officer directly under her, to keep an eye on their movements in Liyue Port. After all, according to Filgodette, they headed towards Liyue when they left Wangshu Inn.

There is no doubt about Ye Lan's efficiency. In the evening, she returned to Qun Yu Pavilion.

"I found out that the two children are now living in the Wangsheng Hall."

Ye Lan, who had short black hair with a bluish tint and was wearing a blue leather jacket, appeared quietly. She leaned against the bookshelf and reported to the woman with long platinum hair and a luxurious cheongsam.

"The Hall of Rebirth, there shouldn't be any connection with the immortals, right?"

Ningguang was a little confused when she heard what Ye Lan had found out.

"No, according to the explanation given by the head of Wangsheng Hall, those two children are the children of Zhongli, a guest official of Wangsheng Hall."

Ye Lan told Hu Tao the information she had obtained from him.

Although Hu Tao has a rather eccentric personality, Ye Lan can feel that she is not lying, at least that's what she thinks.

Ning Guang: "..."

The guest official of the Hall of Rebirth is the Great Sage who subdues demons?

This is obviously impossible, as they have nothing in common, and the Great Sage Subduing Demons has been at Wangshu Inn all the time.

Then there is only one possibility...

"Those two kids are the children of the guest official of the Wangsheng Hall and the Great Saint who conquers demons?"

Even though she felt it was a little ridiculous, Ningguang still asked subconsciously.

Yelan: "..."

You ask me how would I know?

"No, that shouldn't be the case. Go and observe again tomorrow to see if the interaction between them is like that of a father and son."

Ningguang shook her head to deny her own ridiculous guess, and then gave Ye Lan another instruction.

"it is good."

……

"Hey, sweet flower stuffed chicken..."

"How dare you! What a chicken!"

Hearing Nangong Ya's name, Master Liuyun Jiefeng spread his wings like crazy, as if he wanted to kill Nangong Ya with one blow.

But when it thought that Nangong Ya was a demon, it could only fold its wings in frustration.

"I know you're not drunk, you just drank a bottle of Coke, don't take this opportunity to tease me."

Looking at the Coke bottle thrown beside him, Master Liuyunjiefeng said with dissatisfaction.

"It's not wine that makes people drunk, it's people who make themselves drunk. What's wrong with me getting drunk when we meet old friends?"

Nangong Yali, who was exposed, looked at the bluish-white crane in front of him with indignation.

It is none other than one of the “Three-eyed and Five-manifested Immortals” who protects Liyue, Lord Liuyunjiefeng.

"Then at least you have to drink wine..."

Master Liuyunjiefeng couldn't help but complain. He looked at the plate of peanuts on the table and was a little hesitant about whether to take a peck at one.

"Why are you being so serious like Morax? It's just wine, just drink it..."

"Wait, wait! Don't drink!"

Nangong Ya picked up the jar of wine next to her in a huff, which scared Master Liuyun Jiefeng.

If she remembered correctly, Nangong Ya would...

"Ahem... it doesn't taste good!"

His face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. After taking a sip, Nangong Ya threw the jar of wine away and it fell to the ground, which made Master Liuyun Jiefeng feel distressed.

But before it could say anything, Nangong Ya suddenly reached out her hand.

"Gah?"

While he was still feeling sorry for his treasured wine, Master Liuyun Jiefeng was suddenly grabbed by Nangong Ya's neck and held in his arms, almost strangling him to death.

“Duck neck...delicious..."

Liu Yun: "...How dare you! What the hell!"

When Nangong Ya asked Marcosius to make Coke, she received unanimous approval from the Liyue immortals, the Emperor, and Guizhong. It was not because they liked drinking Coke, but because it could prevent Nangong Ya from drinking.

If she drank even a drop, she would immediately get drunk and start acting crazy, and even start touching people everywhere...

"What a sin! I actually let her drink!"

The next day, when Nangong Ya woke up in her room in the Wangsheng Hall, she was still clutching a pure white feather filled with spiritual energy, and...

"Chiji~"

In front of Nangong Ya's bed, a small "chicken" with blue and white feathers and a round body was rubbing Nangong Ya's face affectionately.

“Liu Yun…?!”

After recognizing the identity of this little "chicken", Nangong Ya was so scared that she sat up and held it in her hands in panic, but it nestled in Nangong Ya's hands with a happy look.

"...The immortals have sacrificed a lot for Liyue. Please don't bring harm to them if you can."

At this moment, Zhongli's helpless voice suddenly came from outside the door.

It was he who brought a drunken person and a young "chicken" back to the Hall of Rebirth last night.

"Misunderstanding, Zhongli! I didn't mean it!"

Nangong Ya held the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun in her arms and tried to explain, but Zhongli had already turned around and left with another young immortal, the young Xiao, leaving behind a sentence:

"The master is calling you to get up and eat."

Nangong Ya: “…”

"Oh my, Xiaoya actually has a pet? What a cute little penis~"

When Nangong Ya brought the young Master Liu Yun Jie Feng to see Hu Tao, Hu Tao's eyes lit up and he couldn't help but come over and touch Nangong Ya's little... Master Liu Yun Jie Feng.

However, compared to the intimacy when facing Nangong Ya, when facing Hu Tao, the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun suddenly stood up and spread his wings in protest, but his whole body was round and looked like a dumpling, without any deterrent effect.

And it was obvious that this would not allow him to avoid Walnut's touch.

Afterwards, the aggrieved young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun could only keep burrowing into Nangong Ya's arms, as if seeking comfort.

Even though she was an old and familiar friend, Nangong Ya still felt a little embarrassed that she was almost snuck under her clothes by the other person. She had no choice but to grab her out and hold her in her arms again, and only then did the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun calm down.

"That guy Zhongli took Xiao Xiao out to eat again, what a waste...Xiaoya, don't learn from him!"

Hu Tao reminded Nangong Ya with some dissatisfaction. As for the "Xiao Xiao" she mentioned, it was actually Xiao's pseudonym. After all, ordinary people still had a chance to know the name of the Great Sage Subduing Demons. In order not to arouse suspicion, Zhongli simply gave him such a pseudonym.

Nangong Ya was pulled to the dining table by Hu Tao, holding her hand.

Looking at the simple breakfast of fried dough sticks, buns and soy milk on the table, Nangong Ya finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat down obediently next to Hu Tao, and placed the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun on the table.

As a proud little chicken, the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun gradually mustered up his courage after the initial panic and began to explore the table.

Seeing this scene, Hu Tao thought for a while, tore off a piece of skin from the bun, crumpled the bun skin into a ball with two slender fingers, and then threw it in front of the young Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

The little guy immediately locked onto the target, bent his neck and pecked it accurately, successfully swallowing the bun skin into his mouth.

Nangong Ya: “……?”

My poor old friend!

But why does it feel a bit fun?

In addition to mourning for the misfortune of Master Liuyun Jiefeng, Nangong Ya couldn't help but wonder what Master Liuyun Jiefeng's reaction would be when he recalled this scene after recovering...

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