Genshin Impact: I am Nangong Wenya, whoever I touch will be stupid

"Um, Xiaoya..."

"Can you please stop touching my horns?"

Being asked to lie on the bed and sleep, Ganyu endured for a while with her body trembling, and then could not help but open her eyes again and ask Nangong Ya for help.

"Hmm? Didn't you have to touch the horns before you could fall asleep?"

Nangong Ya sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Ganyu, whose cheeks were flushed, with a slightly puzzled look.

So this is how she reacts when her horns are touched when she grows up...

Does this mean that unicorn horns are very sensitive?

"Ever since my horns have grown, they become very itchy when touched, so please don't touch them anymore, or I won't be able to sleep..."

Ganyu explained to Nangong Ya in a soft voice, raised her hand and held Nangong Ya's wrist to stop her hand which had no intention of stopping caressing.

"Okay, then you should get some rest anyway. If you don't get eight hours of sleep today, even Morax can't let you go back to work."

Nangong Ya stopped with some regret, but then put her hands on her hips and made a very arrogant promise.

Does he dare to hit me?

Hiss...it seems like he really dares!

Realizing that she no longer had anyone to back her up, Nangong Ya’s expression froze, and she weakly retracted her arrogance.

Fortunately, at this time Ganyu had helplessly followed Nangong Ya's words and closed her eyes, and did not see Nangong Ya's cowardly look.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby..."

Nangong Ya was singing a lullaby softly beside her.

Listening to the familiar song, Ganyu's memory seemed to go back to the carefree time before the Demon War.

Recalling this time, sleepiness unconsciously surged into her heart. The fatigue accumulated over thousands of years was released all at once, and Ganyu fell into a deep sleep...

It’s not like Ganyu hasn’t had a normal rest over the years, but the fatigue accumulated for too long cannot be truly relieved by just sleeping for a night or even a whole day like an ordinary person...

This caused her to always fall asleep in strange places when she occasionally felt sleepy. She was even transported out of Liyue Harbor on trucks several times because she slept in haystacks without being discovered.

……

At the Heyu Teahouse, Zhongli brought the young Xiao here to listen to a play.

Although the young Xiao didn’t quite understand what was happening on the stage, he still sat obediently next to Zhongli.

"He is the son of an old friend of mine. I will take care of him for a few days."

Before the show started, Zhongli was chatting with regular customers who came to the show. When someone asked about the young Xiao, he explained it this way to avoid excessive teasing.

"Ok?"

Zhongli suddenly realized something and looked to the side, only to see a thrush flying towards him.

Although he didn't know why his thrush had left its cage, Zhongli still reached out a hand and let it land on his finger, while he stretched out his other hand in front of it to tease it.

Returning to Zhongli's side, the originally depressed Huamei became cheerful again.

"Well……"

Seeing the thrush falling into Zhongli's hand, the young Xiao felt a little unhappy unconsciously. He was still very young and didn't know how to control his emotions.

Realizing this, Zhongli thought for a moment and simply handed the thrush in his hand to the young Xiao.

"Oh……"

The young Xiao quickly took it with both hands, and his attention was immediately focused on the tiny thrush in his hands.

After a while, Mr. Yun's play began. Zhongli no longer paid attention to the scene of the young Xiao carefully teasing the thrush, and listened to the play attentively.

The time soon came to evening.

"Well……"

Ganyu opened her eyes dazedly, but soon she felt someone lying in her arms, burying his head in her chest.

"Xiao-Xiao Ya?!"

Ganyu was startled and when she wanted to get up, she saw that the person lying in her arms was Nangong Ya.

"Hmm...is it dawn yet?"

Nangong Ya, who was awakened by Ganyu, also opened her eyes in a daze, raised her head in Ganyu's arms and looked around in confusion.

"It should be evening now. I think I overslept a little..."

Ganyu couldn't help feeling a little guilty when she thought about how she suddenly disappeared somewhere and slept for a day without even asking for leave. After all, she hadn't finished her work that day.

Looks like I have to continue working overtime today...

"It's okay, it's only been eight hours."

Nangong Ya waved her hand indifferently.

She stayed by Ganyu's bedside all day, fearing that Ganyu would wake up and go back to work after she left. She got so bored that she simply climbed into bed and fell asleep.

"Only eight hours? Why do I feel so much more energetic, as if I have slept for several days?"

Ganyu looked down at her hands with some confusion. She felt that she had not been so energetic for a long time, and her whole body relaxed.

"Hehe, that must be my credit. Just sleeping with me can relieve your fatigue!"

Nangong Ya raised her head proudly, but she herself couldn't tell whether she had such ability.

"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. It's getting late. Let's go to Wanmin Hall for dinner. Let me make it clear that even though I don't have Mora, it's still my treat."

"Um……"

Then the two of them put on their shoes, tidied their clothes, and left the Hall of Rebirth.

Soon after the two left...

"Xiaoya! Ganyu! Hurry up and get up to eat! This time my cooking skills have definitely improved... Eh? Where are you?"

Hu Tao, wearing an apron, pushed open the door of Nangong Ya's room, but found that there was no one in the room.

"Why are you two so sneaky when you go out to eat? It would be fine if you didn't invite me to join you, but the sumptuous dinner I prepared is wasted again."

Hu Tao muttered depressedly, but just when she was about to close the door and leave, she suddenly noticed the little Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who was curled up at the head of the bed and sleeping soundly.

Of course, Hu Tao did not recognize this immortal. In her opinion, this blue chicken was Nangong Yagang’s pet.

"Hehe, look at how I've fed you so much that you're plump and white. Xiaoya will definitely be very happy then..."

Hu Tao walked over with a wicked smile and grabbed Xiao Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

"Chichi! Chichi!"

Although Xiao Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun was awakened all of a sudden, no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't escape Hu Tao's clutches and was taken out of the room by Hu Tao.

……

"Ganyu Ganyu, try this, ah~"

"Thank you, but I don't eat meat..."

"Hmm? Didn't you like it very much before? I even made fried chicken for you?"

"That was in the past... I'll just eat what I ordered."

Ganyu politely declined Nangong Ya's attempt to take the meat from her bowl. Facing Nangong Ya's confusion, she explained with an evasive look.

The Qilin clan must drink nectar and eat Jiahe, and are extremely pure vegetarians. However, Ganyu is not a pure-blooded Qilin. With only half Qilin blood, she is not completely resistant to human food. She even likes it very much because of Nangong Ya's feeding. This is why she used to be rounder.

"Hmm... Ganyu, you're not eating because you're worried that you'll get fat, right?"

After thinking for a while, Nangong Ya realized this possibility and asked subconsciously.

Ganyu's face suddenly turned red, and she was so embarrassed that she almost crawled under the table.

“That’s not the case…”

Ganyu lowered her head and her voice became barely audible.

Only she herself knew that even if the meals here were vegetarian, they already exceeded the dietary standards she had set for herself. On weekdays, the quantity of her meals was strictly controlled.

"Well then... let's eat quickly."

Seeing Ganyu's reaction, Nangong Ya no longer mentioned this topic.

But looking at the plates of vegetarian dishes that were deliberately placed closer to Ganyu, Nangong Ya silently ignored them.

Unlike the vegetarian Qilin, Nangong Ya, as a time traveler, loves all kinds of food. It’s okay for her to try vegetarian food occasionally, but she definitely can’t eat only vegetarian food.

The two of them had just ordered their own dishes, and the dishes placed on Nangong Ya's side were exactly what she liked.

In an inconspicuous corner of Wanmin Hall, Ye Lan used her superb camouflage skills to disguise herself as an ordinary guest. While observing Nangong Ya and Gan Yu, she was recording something.

At night, after a day of tracking and observation, Ye Lan went up to the Qun Yu Pavilion with the information she had recorded and handed it to Ningguang.

"That little boy is as close to the guest official of the Wangsheng Hall as his father and son? That girl is familiar with Ganyu? She even persuaded Ganyu to go to the Wangsheng Hall to rest for a day?"

After learning the information brought by Ye Lan, Ningguang was surprised and completely confirmed one thing.

"It seems that I am right. The two of them should be the descendants of immortals. However... I still can't guess their relationship with the guests of Wangsheng Hall."

Could it really be the offspring of the Great Sage Subduing Demons and the Guest Official of the Hall of Rebirth?

This is too ridiculous!

"Even you admire the erudition of that guest official from the Hall of Rebirth. Perhaps he is not even a human being. He may be the incarnation of an immortal."

Ye Lan, who was leaning aside, expressed her guess.

"Maybe."

"But now that their identities have been confirmed, you don't need to pay attention to them anymore. Recently, a group of Fatui seems to be planning to transport some goods through a hidden trade route. I'll have to trouble you to investigate."

Ningguang muttered something noncommittal, then brought up another matter.

"no problem."

Upon hearing that their opponent was the Fatui, Ye Lan became excited and agreed without hesitation.

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