Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

Du Fu: Why me again? Don't come over here!!!

[The student answered: "A red apricot blossomed outside the wall"]

Ye Shaoweng of the Song Dynasty: ...

Did people in later generations really recite the poem incorrectly? But why did he still have the illusion that the two sentences matched each other very well?

As expected, he had been tortured for too long and was almost led astray.

[The interviewer said nothing and simply stood up to leave.

"Why don't we stop here today?"

"Hey, no, no, no, I haven't shown my true strength yet, you, you need two more."

The student hurriedly tried to stop him, and his youthful pride expressed his unwillingness to accept the situation.

The interviewer didn't even look at him and asked questions directly. 】

The poetry masters of various dynasties were very panicked, but did not show it on their faces.

Because they cannot predict what shocking things people in the future will say.

[Interviewer: "Friends come from afar"

Answer: "Even if they are far away, they will be punished"

"Once Bitten by a Snake"

Answer: "You can hear birds singing everywhere"

"A desolate place of Bashan and Chushui"

Answer: "Responsibility"

Completed a triple kill!

Confucius/Meng Haoran/Liu Yuxi: …

Silence is the expression of their inner feelings at the moment, so why should they have the confidence to respond?

Is it true that you are touching their hearts?

The people around wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so they could only lower their heads, but their trembling shoulders betrayed them.

Confucius looked at his disciples who gathered around him with concern and waved his hand, saying, "It's okay, you'll just get used to it."

Moreover, this sentence is not bad.

When facing the oppression of enemies, we must punish them no matter how far away they are, and it would be fine if we could make them come without returning.

[The interviewer turned around suddenly and asked, "Why is there English?"

Student: “My English is pretty good too.”

"Who asked you?"

"Give me two questions to test my English."

Come on, candidates please listen to the questions. 】

[“Think twice before you act, how do you say that in English?”

Answer: "one two three go"

“Is God unfair?”

Answer: "God~god...God is a girl"

The door closed in response.

Interviewer: “Bye bye you.”]

Ancient people: Comfortable!

They find it difficult to read this combination of Chinese and English fonts.

"/Take care, Prime Minister Zhuge/: On the day when the royal army conquers the Central Plains in the north - congratulations

Empty mountains after the rain - unbelievable!

The grass is thick and lush——CP Didi

"/A bite of cheese bear biscuit/: I sat up in shock from my dying illness and burned my calories.

An old horse is still eager to run a thousand miles, sweep away hunger and be himself.

The merchant woman knows not the sorrow of losing her country, she still sings the song of nunchaku across the river! 』

"/Stir-fried potatoes with shredded ginger/: Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets fly into the blue sky"

"/It's a turtle, not a turtle/": A wise man does not fall in love, and it is difficult to be a wise man when meeting her.

A wise man does not fall in love, and a netizen does not eat a weight.

The doves in the church will not kiss the crows, and the father in the toilet will not go home hungry.

"/I love China/: The sky is vast, the wilderness is boundless, Li Bai I want to roast a whole lamb. "

"/Xixi and Boya/: I am an old man, and I am reminiscing about my youth, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. "

"/Jiang Ting/: Bashan and Chushui are desolate places. In my dream, I drive a Ferrari. "

"/Glory of the King Nine-Tailed/: The light boat has passed through thousands of mountains, and the Titanic has done a backflip. "

『/必胜/: Oh my god, I almost forgot the ancient poems I spent more than ten years memorizing. I almost died of laughter in this video. 』

Complete the mission of Tutu Wanchao in an all-round way and achieve the goal!

The ancients felt like they were torn. On the one hand, they wanted to laugh at the content of the light curtain, but on the other hand, they knew that this was a prank and was wrong. They should maintain a correct attitude and not be infected.

My face was slightly distorted and I almost had cramps!

Ancient people: People of later generations, don’t go too far!

But, obviously this was still a dose of vaccination for people of all dynasties, and the following video caught everyone off guard.

I really didn't expect this. I thought just stringing together the words would be enough, but it turned out to be a complete change.

People from all dynasties could hardly contain their excitement when they saw the title. They wondered if there would be any new and interesting ways to play with the sky dome this time.

[The Analects? No, the Analects of Confucius is different. Confucius uses virtue to win people over]

Everyone saw a nine-foot-tall strong man appear on the light curtain, with a kind face and full of strength.

"This... does Confucius really look like this?"

People who are well-versed in the books of sages cannot accept it. Shouldn't he be a kind-looking old man? How could he be so fierce?

The people in front of this just smiled and said nothing. The various countries really thought that being an envoy was just a game of house. Without some military force, how could they travel among the countries?

As for Confucius' disciples, they bowed respectfully and sat down, showing great humility.

Although the teacher is very open-minded and wise, and can convince people with reason, I have to deny that he has a sense of power.

The common people didn’t have so many thoughts. Anyway, the content of the sky curtain was diverse every day. They gained a lot from reading it and it was also good to broaden their horizons. Not to mention that sometimes they could read poems and learn to read like those rich people, which was very fun.

As for the dynasty that had a profound study of Confucian culture, the emperor smiled calmly and waited to see what changes would take place this time.

The first thing that appeared was the small words next to the strong man, and then gradually became larger.

[The left fist represents "benevolence" and the right fist represents "propriety";

The sword is named "Virtue" and the bow is named "Reason".

Conquer people with virtue and teach people with reason.

With three thousand disciples and seventy-two sects, he traveled to dozens of countries during the Spring and Autumn Period, and all dukes, marquises and viscounts avoided him.

The north and south of the earth are his enemies, and he has overthrown all schools of thought and taken up the great banner. When the ghost's back is opened, the world is eclipsed. There are no more immortals or gods in the world, and the Immortal Emperor has cut off the connection between immortals and mortals.

It was to stop him——the most holy teacher Confucius who has been passed down through the ages. 】

Confucius also had a moment of silence. This, this is a bit too exaggerated.

He is just an ordinary man, but he makes it seem as if he can go to heaven and earth.

During the Qin Dynasty, when Li Si saw someone "posing and flirting" next to him, he snorted. It was just Confucianism being promoted, and his Legalism was not bad either!

Before everyone could express their admiration, the screen continued to slide.

【Benevolent chest: Through constant training and fighting, the muscles on the chest bulge out to form the shape of the Chinese character “仁” (benevolent).

Therefore, when ancient Confucian disciples met each other, they would call each other "Ren Xiong", which gradually evolved into "Ren Xiong".

Virtuous back: Through constant training and fighting, the muscles on the back bulge out like the Chinese character "德".

Talented shoulders: Through continuous training and fighting, the shoulder muscles bulge out like the Chinese character “人才” (talented).

Therefore, the basic standard of a wise man is "a man of virtue and talent", which later evolved into "a man of both virtue and talent".

Under the canopy.

"Is that right?"

A man caught a scholar in the village who read sage books all day long. He was the eldest in the family and always said that he wanted to pass the imperial examination and lead his family to a good life. However, after three years of hard work, he only got the title of scholar. This was paid for by his wife who had her eyes damaged.

The man's face was red. In fact, he was just a student at home and had never done any heavy work, let alone exercise, let alone the exaggerated figure on the light curtain.

"It's fake! Tianmu is just a bluff! How can there be such a person!"

After saying that, he slipped back home.

Although others think it is a bit exaggerated, daily exercise is advisable. After all, a good physique is the capital of everything, and a healthy body is the foundation of all prospects.