Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

But this is obviously just an appetizer. After all, there are only zero and countless times for anything.

There were familiar poems on the blackboard, and people were shocked when they saw them.

Poets of all dynasties: Leave us alone, the good poems are almost ruined by the later generations. Even this poem filling-in-the-blank will be subjected to a different kind of fun.

But obviously, everyone's prayers were in vain.

The teacher in a black suit motioned to the students to look at what was on the blackboard.

Teacher: "Let's take a look at the translation of this ancient poem."

But some students complained quietly, "I'm so sleepy~"

Teacher: "Li Bai had just boarded the boat and was about to leave when he suddenly heard someone shouting on the shore—"

Teacher Wang next door: "Get lost, I don't want to see you again."】

Li Bai: ???

This is a bit offensive, isn't it? You clearly want my poem, but now it seems like I'm leaving? !

Wang Lun who was seeing him off said: People in the future please don’t go too far, he was my idol!

The emperors of other dynasties almost spit out their tea. They remembered that they had translated this poem before, and although it was a little unsatisfactory, they still explained it clearly in the end.

But the teacher next door always answers the question at the right time, seamlessly and perfectly.

[The student who just complained: "If the class were taught like this, I wouldn't be sleepy anymore."

After a friendly exchange, the teacher returned to his classroom and said, "Okay, let's look at the next question first."

"I am not afraid of being torn to pieces—"

English teacher: “Wele to China”

Classmates burst into laughter: "English teacher joins the battle"

Teacher: English teacher, since this is your first offense, I won’t bother with you.

He shook hands tightly and calmed down his emotions.

"Come, let's continue with the next question. The sun rises in the east and it rains in the west—"

English teacher: “e on baby quickly”]

The audience feels that this teacher seems to have not explained any questions so far, so is the teaching quality guaranteed?

But think about it, this situation shouldn't be real, it's just a joke, just for fun.

Otherwise, how can I study like this every day?

[The familiar teacher put on a blue shirt and continued teaching. ]

[Teacher: "I will lead everyone to review it quickly! The late emperor died before he could complete his career—"

Next door: "Then I don't want to do it anymore"]

Under the canopy, a person was crying uncontrollably.

Father-in-law, I miss you so much. The "Memorials to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital" are almost used up and there is no one to use. What should I do?

[Student: "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital", end.]

[The teacher thought to himself: Don’t pay any attention to him, this is his plan.]

"You have visited me three times in my thatched cottage—"

Next door: "I still refuse"

Student: "The Memorial to the Emperor on Leaving the Capital", finished. 】

During the Three Kingdoms period, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other and couldn't help but think of the hardships they had experienced along the way.

But then he thought of his son. Now that they were gone, how could he feel at ease leaving Shu alone to look after it?

Zhuge Liang also thought of the monarch of Shu Kingdom in another time and space, but people need to grow, and he could not protect him forever and could not stay by his side forever.

In another time and space, Liu Chan looked at the old man beside him with eyes full of admiration.

"Father, I know that I am not talented enough. I am sorry to trouble you with government affairs, but I will study hard. I hope you will not despise me."

Zhuge Liang smiled and shook his head, patiently comforting him: "This old minister is terrified, Your Majesty, rest assured. This old minister is pacifying the south outside, and will later launch an expedition to the north to revive the Han Dynasty. I am willing to do everything for Your Majesty, and I only hope that Your Majesty will grow up soon."

[Teacher: "The late emperor had not yet started his business—"

Next door: I spent all my budget on clubbing. 】

[The teacher pointed at the questions on the test paper, feeling distressed.

"Some questions were so wrong that they were given full marks!"

Next door: "Our class graded each other's papers this time, and the results were very good. There was no random grade-changing incident like some other classes."

Teacher OS: Put this green tea, right?

Classmate: It’s over. We’ve embarrassed ourselves in the next class.

[Bore the Ground]

Teacher: "For example, this ancient poem fill-in-the-blank question. I searched for him among the crowd for a thousand times, but when I turned around, he was already deep in the donkey shed?"

Next door: "Eating grass, leaning against a tree, with a foot cloth wrapped on its head. Wow, whose donkey is so cool!"

The classmate raised his hand to cover himself, but the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising: What a talent. 】

Everyone: This classroom is too soundproof, bad review!

Every sound can be heard clearly, and there is no privacy at all.

Teacher: "Please translate the ancient poem 'When parents are still alive, do not travel far away'. How did he translate it? He said -"

The teacher next door: "His parents are in my hands, he can't run far!"

Classmate: Uh, uh, I lock my throat. 】

Scholars who know the original meaning are about to be pissed off, this is not how it is translated!

But when I look at the people around me who think translating ancient poetry is easy, I feel that there seems to be no point in explaining it.

He walked away directly.

[The teacher expressed his true feelings, "I have done my best for you, ah, I didn't expect that. It is true that love has always been full of regrets——"

Next door: I hold the crescent moon in my hand~

The students in the audience remained silent, but they sighed in their hearts that the songs played by Teacher Wang were really beautiful.

Teacher: "You shouldn't be focusing on reporting the teacher now. You should just laugh out loud and go out—"

Next door: I am the best at suppressing my voice.

Teacher: Forget it, Mr. Wang, I won’t bother with you today!

Teacher: "I came to this city alone to become your teacher. I am alone every time during the holidays. I am really a stranger in a strange land—"

Next door: Watching the sunset with someone. 】

The audience thought that maybe this teacher wanted to have a spiritual conversation with the students, but in the end he was suppressed every time, which was really a bit pitiful~

A corner of the corridor.

The teacher angrily asked, “You are good at rhyming, right?”

"No no"

"You have to bet on whatever you say"

"I'm sorry, I won't bet anymore."

"Don't bet on it."

"Beyond the mountains, green mountains, beyond the buildings—"

"I pick up my pen and talk about Journey to the West"

"I'll lock your throat—"

……

Everyone was thinking: I know I was wrong, but I will do it again next time!

The main theme is rebellion, right? Hahaha.

But you have to admit, this kind of class has a great atmosphere. Don’t fall asleep. Sleeping for even a second would be disrespectful to the teacher next door, Mr. Wang.

After long-term and profound interactions, students will be able to remember everything they see.

But looking at the students being interviewed, the audience wondered why the students and teachers looked quite similar.

Take a closer look, oh~ it's just one person!

Interviewer: "Which subject are you best at?"

Student: "Subject 2. I passed it after only failing three times. Just listen to how scary that is."

Interviewer: "I'm talking about the subjects you were good at in school"

"Chinese. I can recite ancient poems easily."

"New Year"

"If you don't believe me, just give me two questions and see if I can rhyme or not." His tone was very sure. 】

Good, good, a critical hit at the beginning, but the rest of the game will probably be terrible.

As for the poets who were paired: Their poems, it is really enough that people in later generations randomly paired them together... woo woo woo~~

[Two orioles sing in the green willows——]