Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

Our ancestors were impressed by the mysterious language talent of later generations.

In some dynasties, even officials had to be careful about their words and deeds, and it was impossible for them to act casually. Although such behavior may have some faults in later generations, it is not a big deal.

It is not considered another form of publicity. Otherwise, even if it is well written, it will be just waste paper if no one reads it.

After figuring it out, everyone felt relieved, and if they couldn't figure it out, they could just bang their heads against a wall and it would work out.

At this time, the light curtain flashed again, and a man wearing glasses stood solemnly on the stage giving a lecture. Everything seemed normal.

[Teacher: "Let's look at the first question of ancient poetry"]

Ancient people: The surprise is just around the corner.

It goes without saying that everyone understood the routine.

Generally, a picture that looks normal will gradually go off track later.

really.

Just as the teacher picked up the snow-white test paper and prepared to explain, an accident occurred.

[Teacher: "The sky is vast and the wilderness is boundless..."]

Before I could finish my sentence, the person sitting next to me interrupted me.

[The teacher next door: "Who wants ham sausage?"]

The ancient people were so shocked that they couldn't hold it in for a moment. This, this, this rhymes so well, hahahaha.

[The students below exchanged glances, and one of them shouted: "No one of you is allowed to laugh."

But the next moment, he couldn't help but lower his head. 】

Teacher: “Next question.”

As he spoke, he looked at the wall, as if he was on guard against something.

"Excuse me, where is the tavern..."

The teacher next door: “3.…26!”

Classmates: Trying to hold back laughter...】

Help! I really want to hug this teacher. I’m almost going crazy.

Some people were thinking while laughing.

But soon, the teacher regained his composure and walked into the classroom again.

Teacher: "The last question. Fight to cross the river, fight to cross the river..."

But sometimes a voice came from next door: "Hook three strands, four strings, five"

The teacher picked up the test paper and left the podium...】

Leng Xiaoyun was about to laugh to death, it was really too "friendly interaction". The teacher next door should take some medicine to avoid rhyme.

Although the ancients did not understand what the numbers three, four and five represented, since it can be explained in class, it must be knowledge. However, there is a problem with this couplet.

No wonder the teacher looked mad.

Some people also think that it is complete nonsense and makes no sense.

It's a combination of language and numbers, but if you look at the title carefully, it's actually a funny subject.

[Counting the rhyming geniuses in the classroom, every sentence can surpass the daily class]

Suddenly I felt short of breath and felt as if I had seen my deceased grandmother.

A flash of white advertisement passed by, and the class returned.

Teacher: "The mountains are so high and the waters are so deep that it seems there is no way out."

The teacher next door: "Don't add to after Make"

The students below were saying something about a plant, and their exclamations were quite rhyming.

Teacher: "Next question. I am an old man, but I am still young."

Next door: "Treats kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar"]

This is a bit offensive. Who are you talking about? someone shouted.

But the people around him didn't say anything, they just looked at him. Silence was better than words here.

[The teacher on the podium gnashed his teeth and said: "Can't you just skip the commercials?"

On to the next question.

"A desolate place of Bashan and Chushui"

Next door: "Q equals cm△t"

Teacher: Why is there physics?

Student: Stop making me laugh, I can’t hold it back any longer~

The squad leader ordered: "Everyone sit in your seats"

The teacher is seeking justice...

"What's wrong with this physics formula?"

"Leave me alone"

"I'll lock your throat!"

...]

Oh, it’s physics.

Thinking of the wall of books on the desks in the future, everyone once again felt the reality of the subjects they would learn in the future.

It doesn't sound easy. No wonder people in later generations are so disgusted with learning foreign languages. They want to learn everything. Their own language is not enough, they also need foreign languages. What real talents and practical skills are there in later generations!

The emperors thought more deeply that the science mentioned in later generations, physics must be very important. The flying artifacts, the missiles that cross the seas and oceans, and the mushroom eggs on the Gobi Desert, every success requires precise calculations and planning.

The dedication of those scientists is like a shadow that protects every family. Wars that happen in other countries will not happen in China, because people in future generations will not fall twice in the same place.