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Comment section: [Little Shark: [Since my leg became disabled,]

My family members are very reluctant to mention my legs.

Only Yu Hua,

He took me to play football and made me the goalkeeper.

He didn't treat me like a disabled person.

They didn't treat me like a human being either.

[Shi Tiesheng]

Dai Qingshan: [Later, Runtu told me that there was a very large badger in his watermelon field, which would not run away when it saw people.]

Lu Xun

Reply: Are you kidding me? Shi Tiesheng (1951-2010) (see the seventh-grade People's Education Press Chinese textbook)

How did Lu Xun (1881-1936) (also seen in the seventh-grade People's Education Press Chinese textbook) know about Shi Tiesheng's story? This is pure nonsense!

Reply: Mo Yan was just describing Shi Tiesheng being abandoned as being like the badger in Lu Xun's article. Lu Xun had just written about a big badger that wouldn't run away from people. You know it's a joke, but you're taking it so seriously...

Moonlit Bay: [Tie Sheng twisted his body and escaped between his legs...]

"Hahaha... How mean!"

The image was already in their minds, and someone chuckled, saying that this kind of friendship was the purest.

Sending a person who is half-paralyzed on a kang (a heated brick bed) to guard the gate directly triggers the passive skill: moral blackmail.

If you dare kick him, he'll dare lie down!

Poets who have been tormented by various translations and ancient people who have been tormented by various unofficial histories say that if you take things too seriously, you lose!

Come home, come home, child.

Truth and falsehood intertwine, it's all just for fun.

[When I listen to a sad story to fall asleep]

Upon seeing this title, people realized that they hadn't seen any serious, tragic stories written in later generations on the screen.

So... shall we listen to it this time?

The girl told her parents a secret that had been buried for 20 years: she was actually blind.

Her parents were shocked and asked her when she had gone blind. The girl said she had been blind since birth, and to avoid worrying her parents, she had always pretended to be normal. She even became a taxi driver to cover her tracks when she grew up.

The expectant expressions on everyone's faces gradually froze, and a question mark slowly appeared above their heads.

"???"

["Dad sighed and said he also had a secret he'd been keeping to himself. He'd actually been paralyzed for a long time, but to support the family, he'd been pretending to be normal and working outside. The mother and son were both moved to tears."]

A confused tree bears confused fruit; beneath the confused tree are you and me, and a host of ancient people.

people:"???"

Listen, is this human language?

"Mom couldn't hold back any longer and told a secret: she was actually Ayitu Bie's princess. For so many years, she had pretended to be the ordinary Wang Cuihua to test her husband and son. Now they have passed the test."

Then, at the mother's command, more than 20 helicopters and more than 30 aircraft carriers arrived, taking the son and husband into Akuna Matata and curing all their illnesses.

People looked up at the sky speechlessly, "..."

It literally overheated everyone's brains, making it so laggy that even the most sarcastic comments couldn't load.

No? Didn't they say there are only about 20 aircraft carriers in the whole world?

Just as the family was happily celebrating, their dog stood up and said that everything that had just happened was a hallucination caused by poisoning.

After saying that, the dog turned off the gas, opened the window, and called an ambulance. When the doctor arrived, he was going to take the dog away.

The dog cried out in distress, "Save my master!" The doctor sighed and said, "This dog is so loyal. Its owner and family died in a car accident a week ago. It couldn't take the blow and has gone insane." The dog almost fainted upon hearing this.

Suddenly, the ambulance was stopped. It turned out that the ambulance and the doctor were imposters; their true identities were dog thieves!

the ancients:……

Silence was the dominant theme tonight; being speechless was their norm.

What? Has the dog become a spirit?

The boy's family saved the dog, even though they weren't sick or had carbon monoxide poisoning. Everything that happened at the beginning was a hallucination caused by the dog eating poisonous mushrooms growing in the ground.

The Yunnan Provincial Food Safety Office reminds you to remember the shortest route to the hospital before consuming wild mushrooms. Also, if you see animals talking to you after eating mushrooms, please do not violently drive them away, as they may be doctors or nurses coming to rescue you!

People didn't want to suddenly realize what had happened; they just felt that this official seemed to have also been poisoned by mushrooms.

It's so absurd at the beginning, yet it manages to come together logically at the end!

Comment section: [Blocking Superman: [When I first heard this, I thought it was a bickering scene from a horror novel...]

Horie Seikage: [It's hard to imagine that this kind of article came from a country that bans drugs.]

Re: "A True Account of Hallucinations Written with the Last Remaining Rationality After Eating Mushrooms and Getting Poisoned During a Yunnan Cultural Tourism Trip"

I kept crying until I left the Eight Sounds Aperture: [Beginning: Unexpected yet expected]

The process: beyond reason and beyond expectation

The ending: both logical and unexpected.

I'm tired, so I'll lie down for a while: [I'm doing listening comprehension exercises for foreigners.]

Reply: Reading it once makes you seem like Satan.