shock! Ancestor, watch the full-level human sand sculpture video!

Everyone was amazed.

This story is so dramatic, are you sure you want to test foreigners?

Foreigners might just carry the train and run away overnight.

[Work and school are already stressful enough, who could stand seeing this punching bag?]

Bus driver: Only one person on the whole bus clocked in for work. Can you guess who it is?

During the morning rush hour, a bus was driving normally into the bus stop when an SUV, in a hurry and using the bus lane, attempted to overtake it. However, it failed to pass and was instead forced to stop by the bus.

The SUV driver, enraged, got off the bus and began cursing. The passengers on the bus were unaware of what had happened. The SUV driver then returned to his own car.

This lack of manners is on full display at this moment.

The ancestors frowned.

"Still grumpy this morning?"

He tried to show off but failed, and got angry out of embarrassment?

"Thinking that was the end of it, the SUV driver got angrier and angrier and came up with a new idea. He deliberately swerved left and right in front of the bus, making a series of crazy maneuvers."

The bus driver patiently followed behind, but then the SUV suddenly braked sharply, catching the bus off guard and causing a collision. Before the bus driver could react, the SUV driver got out and started yelling.

Then people suddenly remembered, "Traffic police!"

"Are the traffic police on duty yet? Please arrest this troublesome creature!"

"The bus is mostly filled with working people who are late for work and will have their wages docked, and students who are late for school and will be scolded by their teachers. They already have a lot of resentment about work and school, and seeing this scene completely breaks their spirits."

The students who arrived early at 8 a.m. were the first to lose their temper, and then more than a dozen people swarmed over, beating the SUV driver so badly that he didn't even have the courage to fight back.

Bus driver: I can talk to you all day, but you should ask the people on the bus if they agree first.

What's even more ridiculous is that the SUV driver was initially found fully responsible, but he appealed, and instead of paying compensation, he was sentenced to three years in prison!

"Great job! Excellent work!"

Ancient people felt that their blocked mammary glands had become clear.

This is what they call lifting a rock only to drop it on your own foot!

Feeling wronged after losing money? Go spend a few years in jail first!

Comment section: [Hashiguri: [Student: Why are you wasting your breath talking to him? I have legal recourse, I'll go first.]

Delicious mushrooms: [Students: Kuku spits! Working class: I'll join instantly!]

The Shen family's little mirror: [Student: I said I'm going to be late, are you Erduolong?! Say goodbye to this world, bro!]

Luo Kui wj: [Working class: My perfect attendance award!]

Elderly man: Young man, I am over seventy years old this year.

Student: Go tell me about my Juvenile Protection Law!

Feng Pu: [Bus driver: Guess who's the only one on the bus who wasn't late out of all those people?]

An Unusual Cattail: [Haha, was the first guy trying to reason with him? The second student just kicked him.]

The people in the car were full of resentment, and the SUV driver had met his match and was punished.

Great, now there's one less menace on the road.

Office workers are punished for being late to work, students are punished for being late to school, so what are the elderly doing so early in the morning?

[A top-tier open strategy from China]

Our ancestors perked up their ears and thought, "Oh?"

"A brilliant strategy, this is the ultimate brilliant strategy!"

In January 2023, one of our ordinary weather balloons suddenly ran away from home and accidentally drifted over the United States. At first, the US didn't pay much attention, but then the balloon flew straight towards important US facilities—

The Pentagon was in an uproar.

They quickly discussed how to shoot down the balloon, but by then it had already reached an altitude of 3 meters. Just as the US was getting desperate, the balloon suddenly descended from 3 meters to 2.2 meters. The US immediately deployed its most advanced F-2 fighter jets, but they still couldn't reach it.

The ancestors smiled slightly, "Deliberately lowering the altitude?"

What are they up to? It's so hard to guess.

"At this point, the balloon, understanding the situation, descended to 1.8 meters and was eventually shot down by a missile from an American fighter jet."

We have also ascertained the actual combat altitude of the US 5th generation fighter jet and the real data of the US military's fifth-generation fighter jets. The US, having realized this, strongly condemned our country.

But we say—"

Foreign Minister Wang Yi: "The US side ignored these most basic facts and brazenly dispatched its most advanced fighter jets to shoot down a balloon with missiles. This behavior is incomprehensible and almost hysterical."

[Translation: I don't understand you guys, you're acting like madmen.]

That's right, this is the art of language.

Our ancestors suddenly remembered a very vivid description.

Someone drives you crazy, then turns around and asks you why you're crazy...

I really don't understand why the US would use its 'most advanced' fighter jets and then 'bomb' them down with missiles!

Are you crazy?

[Comment section: [Not reading the completed story: [You're telling me a balloon crossed the Pacific Ocean and drifted over America?]]

I'm Yang Zita: [Did you compensate us for the balloons?]

Porcelain Rabbit Xiangtu Xiamo: [Yeah, it was an accident. Think about it from another angle: our balloon was all alone, going so far away, and then it kindly and automatically descended so the missile could hit it. What a pitiful, kind little balloon!]

Wow: [The US's economic and military strength is still too great; missiles can only hit balloons.]