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Chapter 370 pays his respects to all the lords~

Everyone was puzzled, "What does the Concept God do?"

"They're all the most sinister, what good could it possibly be..."

"It seems so."

A male voice rang out: "The six most common Yin concepts in life."

The first is transparent tape; as everyone knows, even a god would have to feel around the opening of this transparent tape twice, clockwise and counterclockwise, to find it. When you try to find the opening with your fingers, the difficulty is comparable to touching the anti-counterfeiting pattern on a banknote.

Even if you find an opening and carefully tear off the tape, you'll discover that it has already torn along the gap you created.

The person in the video stares intently at the tape, groping back and forth with their hand until they finally find an opening and tear it open.

Uh……

People fell silent.

Haha, I'm laughing in anger!

The second item is the plastic bench; it is known as the most difficult thing on Earth to separate, and its tightness is comparable to that of a modern mortise and tenon structure.

Trying to separate stacked plastic benches is like trying to lift Thor's hammer; no matter how hard you try, you'll only end up with a hand injury.

Two people, one pulling and the other tugging, couldn't get the stool off. People felt there was some kind of mechanism inside, as if it was stuck...

"The third one is enoki mushroom; the person who discovered that enoki mushrooms are indigestible is truly a genius, and the person who named enoki mushrooms 'See you tomorrow' is an even greater genius."

Whether you're having hot pot or barbecue, enoki mushrooms will always appear right behind you the next day. If you dare to turn around, you'll hear the enoki mushrooms say, "We meet again."

Considering that even a toothbrush can't find the crevices, yet enoki mushrooms always manage to find them precisely, it's clear that enoki mushrooms are incredibly shady.

Enoki mushrooms have been cultivated since the Tang Dynasty, but they were a shorter, stouter version with larger, yellowish-brown caps.

For some reason, the ancestors under the light screen frowned as they watched.

See you tomorrow, my ass!

The light curtain knows how to be disgusting.

It's like going in completely at the front and going out completely at the back, just going through a process inside the body?

"The fourth ingredient is ginger; no one will try to become the person you want to be, except ginger."

It will appear in various hearty dishes, disguised as the main course. You might think it's a chicken leg, but it's actually ginger; you might think it's sugarcane, but it's actually ginger. It will cruelly betray every human who mistakenly eats it.

"Please spare my shredded potatoes! Ginger, you're too noble for my shredded potatoes!" Yu Nianzhi was on the verge of tears. Heaven knows how desperate it is for someone who doesn't like ginger to bite into a shred of ginger!

Confucius was amused by the image of ginger stabbing him in the back shown on the screen, and said, "Do not remove ginger from the food, but do not eat too much of it..."

Future generations, eat a little ginger; it's good for your health!

"The fifth one is the gray fuse; other fuses detonate first and then explode, but the gray fuse explodes first and then detonates. The gray fuse will punish everyone who sets off firecrackers equally."

When you tremblingly light the gray fuse, you're bound to get hit. They say a real man never looks back at an explosion, but the gray fuse won't give you a chance to turn back.

"Stop, Azu, the earth outside is all red."

As soon as the fire started to ignite, the long fuse burned to its end in an instant, and the firecracker exploded with lightning speed.

"So fast?"

"Whom do you want to harm?"

The sixth hot and cold water faucet; the winter shower faucet is arguably the most powerful concept on Earth, and can be called the most sophisticated instrument in the world.

A twist to the left causes a level 10 burn, a slight adjustment to the right causes frost on the body. It is the most difficult hot and cold water tap for humans to master. The adjustment range needs to be calculated in micrometers. Its precision is no less than that of Pinduoduo's "cutting a knife".

It could transport you from Antarctica one second to the depths of a raging inferno the next. The extreme temperatures are completely unpredictable, and even scientists haven't yet devised a way to counteract this "faucet concept."

When people in ancient times saw a faucet, they were more curious about how it could switch between hot and cold water so easily.

With this, washing your face and doing laundry in winter is so much more convenient!

But... is temperature really that hard to control?

"The prelude to taking a shower and adjusting the temperature at home is really long," Yu Nianzhi complained.

No wonder you guys get along so well.

Tiesheng is very greedy. He was caught stealing watermelons. Mo Yan and I ran away, but he stayed in the watermelon field.

--Yu Hua

Yu Hua took me to steal watermelons. When we were discovered, he ran away and left me in the watermelon field. He didn't treat me like a disabled person or like a human being.

--Shi Tiesheng

Yu Hua is a bad person. He took Tiesheng and me to steal watermelons. After we were discovered, I wanted to push Tiesheng away with me, but Yu Hua pulled me and ran, leaving Tiesheng alone in the watermelon field, like a badger being targeted by Runtu.

--Mo Yan

Watermelon farmer: That year, my family had two acres of land. One acre was planted with watermelons, and the other acre was also planted with watermelons. Once, when I went to check on the watermelons, I saw shadowy figures from afar, as if someone was stealing watermelons. After quietly getting closer, I saw them clearly, and they saw me too. The two figures disappeared into the cornfield next to us in an instant, leaving only a man sitting in a wheelchair quietly watching me.

I asked, "Stealing melons?"

The man said, "I'll buy it."

I asked, "Where's the money?"

The man said, "I didn't bring it."

I asked, "Is it on those two people?"

The man said, "Those two aren't human."

After a pause, he added, "Those two are no good."

She then added, "Not even a person."

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