I take a little action, that's the limit
Chapter 104 It’s cool to be a master uncle
"In order to lure the vixen over, I suffered a small injury. It's okay." The senior sister wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and waved her hand to let the ghost king escape. She supported Biao Sanjie to rest for a while and turned her gaze to Kong Zixu: " Little devil, who are you, Aotian?"
"Aotian is the mentor of this younger generation." Kong Zixu replied obediently.
"That old bastard still owes me a fight. Take me to say hello to him and tell him not to avoid me all the time."
"Junior must bring the words here." Kong Zixu hugged the senior sister and said, "Junior takes leave."
"Brother Kong Zixu, wait a minute, I have something to ask you." I stretched out my hand to stop Kong Zixu.
"What's the matter?" Kong Zixu raised his head and asked me. He looked a little weak.
"Who asked you to help me?" I asked him straight to the point.
"It's a secret..."
"Fuck, get out of here." I punched him lightly. This grandson always shows off.
Watching Kong Zixu stagger out of the cave, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart. Although he is a stinker and his attitude towards people is always lukewarm, he has a good heart. At least he has promised to others and will never look back. Do it, even if it takes your own life.
In this age of materialistic desires, who else is more worthy of friendship than him? I don’t know when the next meeting will be.
After retracting my thoughts, I ran over and untied the rope from Han Xiaolin's body, and felt her breath. She was breathing evenly. A stone in my heart fell to the ground. It seemed that she just fainted.
I carried Han Xiaolin and walked up to my senior sister. She smiled and asked me, "Is this girl my sister-in-law?"
"Well, that's right." I smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer.
"Yes, it means, if it doesn't, it means no, what do you mean?" The senior sister hit me on the head displeasedly, her face changed, and she looked at Han Xiaolin with a smile: "By the way, you are really lucky, you are such a lovely little beauty. ah."
As she spoke, she stretched out her fingers and touched Han Xiaolin's smooth face, and licked her lips.
"Ahem, senior sister, are you feeling better?" I felt a pain in my balls and quickly changed the subject.
To say that my senior sister is good at everything, she is beautiful and has profound Taoist skills, but her old and dishonest energy is really unbearable. People who know her know that she is a heavenly master who slays demons and protects the Tao. Those who don't know will definitely think that she is the number one in heaven and earth.
"I'm very fine, what can happen?" the senior sister said, blood dripping from the corner of her mouth.
Looking at her embarrassment, I couldn't laugh or cry. Just now, two outsiders, Lu Diyi and Kong Zixu, were here, and she could just hold on. Now that she is the only one left, she still wants to save face and suffer in front of the birds?
To tell the truth, can you die?
"You kid, don't always be so troublesome. When you have nothing to do, practice the "Xiangang Spellcasting Spell" that the old man gave you more often. This will save you from having your legs broken or your life lost. Give it to me. The Ghost Sect is in disgrace." The senior sister lectured me for a while.
"What's so good about entry-level stuff?" I felt a murderous aura as soon as I opened my mouth.
The senior sister raised her foot and kicked me, and Han Xiaolin was hugged by her at some point.
She yelled at me: "Practice as you are told, why is there so much nonsense?"
I was so frightened that I didn't dare to say a word, thinking that this girl must have turned against her too quickly.
"Okay, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." The senior sister handed Han Xiaolin to Biao San Street, turned around and walked towards the wall.
Um, doesn't she also want to break out of the wall? I stared at her intently and covered my ears.
The expected loud noise did not come.
The senior sister twisted her slender waist and walked through the wall.
Biao Sanjie and I stared at each other for a while, then returned to normal. After seeing all the incredible things today, there is nothing worth making a fuss about. I think that even if Ultraman appeared in front of me now, I wouldn't be too surprised. I am already numb.
"Hold it by yourself, it's killing me." Biao Sanjie pushed Han Xiaolin to me and complained.
"Brother Sanjie, have you met senior sister before?" I asked Biao Sanjie. After all, senior sister didn't know Biao Sanjie at first. Isn't this strange?
"I've never seen a real person, I've seen a portrait." Biao Sanjie told me.
"Portrait? Instead of photos, we use portraits these days?" I said in confusion: "She doesn't look very old. How could she have hugged you when you were a child?"
"Ahem, she's not as young as she looks." Biao Sanjie looked around and whispered to me.
"Is she already in her s or s?" I secretly wondered. It would be surprising if an auntie could take care of herself so well.
"More than that, far more than that!" Biao Sanjie patted me on the shoulder and said, "I have repaid your love. Our affairs are considered even. From now on, we will go our separate ways until I meet you again. I’ll beat you up.”
"Why did you beat me?" I asked in confusion.
"I just don't like you, can't you?" Biao Sanjie said matter-of-factly.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Wait, I was in a state of confusion just now, but now I suddenly remembered, if "senior sister" is my senior sister, and Biao rd Street calls senior sister uncle, then am I not the senior uncle of Biao rd Street?
Thinking of this, I kicked Biao Sanjie in the butt.
"Boy, you dare to hit me?" Biao Sanjie stumbled and almost fell down, turning back to glare at me fiercely.
"Why did I hit you?" I looked at him condescendingly.
"If you hit me, you have to pay the price!" Biao Sanjie wiped his nose and rushed towards me.
"Bold Biao Sanjie, do you want to bully your master and destroy your ancestors?" I shouted coldly without hiding.
"Who are you trying to scare? Uncle Master has left long ago." Biao Sanjie grabbed me by the collar and raised his fist as big as a sandbag.
"Senior sister is gone, don't you still have me?" I narrowed my eyes in a pretentious manner: "Don't forget, I am your senior uncle."
"Uh..." Biao Sanjie was dumbfounded.
"Why don't you salute your uncle?!" I shouted loudly.
"Uncle Master, please bow to my apprentice nephew." Biao Sanjie gritted his teeth and glanced at me, released his grip on my hand, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
"Okay, get up, go back and practice Taoism, and don't embarrass my Ghost Sect." I waved to him.
If Biao Sanjie was amnesty, he would turn around and run away.
Looking at the dingy back of Biao San Street, I feel so happy. You kid, you still want to kill me? I'll hit you every time I see you from now on, let's see how well you can beat me!
After they all left, I suddenly realized a problem: How should I go down the mountain with Han Xiaolin in my arms?
I quickly took out my mobile phone and called Liu Chen.
I didn’t know the name of this mountain, so I told Liu Chen its approximate location.
Liu Chen told me that this mountain is called Liuguye Mountain. I asked him jokingly, whose family has so many girls? He told me, the Jade Emperor.
After waiting for more than four hours, Liu Chen took the two young men to the top of the mountain, and we took turns carrying Han Xiaolin down the mountain.
Halfway through, the young man carrying Han Xiaolin suddenly let out a scream. When I looked back, my head started to buzz...
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