I take a little action, that's the limit

I saw Han Xiaolin opening her mouth, showing two sharp fangs, biting the young man.

The young man just let out a scream and fell to the ground. Han Xiaolin grabbed his neck and sucked him hard. Within a moment, he turned into a mummy in the struggle.

After Han Xiaolin sucked one person dry, she was still not satisfied and rushed towards the other guy with all her teeth and claws.

The young man was so frightened that he stood there trembling for a while. I kicked him away, and I became the young man's substitute - Han Xiaolin bit me on the neck.

I quickly took out a Daluo Golden Body Immortality Talisman and pressed it on myself: "Cultivation of the catastrophe extensively, prove my magical power, the five qi are rising, and my body is the same, imperial decree!"

A light yellow light gushed out from my body, and Han Xiaolin let out an inhuman wailing sound, then flew out like a cannonball and landed in the grass.

At this time, I didn't care to check the wound on my neck. I rushed to Han Xiaolin's side, took out a corpse suppressing charm and put it on her forehead.

The moment the Corpse Suppression Talisman was attached, Han Xiaolin closed her eyes and stopped making trouble.

I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. Fortunately, my brother also practiced drawing talismans when he was free, otherwise I would really have no chance of escaping bad luck today.

This corpse-killing talisman is also called "Command the General to Come Here". It often appears in Uncle Ying's movies. It is a talisman that Brother Ma taught me. It is not difficult to make. When drawing the talisman, hold the sword finger with one hand and the other hand. Hold the pen and recite the incantation in your mouth: "My sword is an extraordinary sword. The shining stars point to the sky, the sky is clear, the earth and the spirits are clear, everyone lives forever, the ghosts and ghosts are destroyed, the gods and soldiers are as urgent as laws and orders." You must finish the painting and then smoke it with three sticks of incense.

What surprised me was that its painting method and usage were exactly the same as those in the movie. Later, Brother Ma told me that Uncle Ying's movie was not shot randomly. He did consult the Taoist priests in Maoshan before filming. Because of this, he The Taoism shown in the movie may not be real, but it has a nose and eyes, and it looks like that.

Uh, it's far away.

After a trace of luck flashed through my mind, I ran towards the young man and checked his breathing. He was already dead.

A sunny boy who was alive and kicking two minutes ago went to hell like this. I felt uncomfortable.

I stood in front of him and observed a minute of silence. Then I quickly took out the glutinous rice flour and mixed it with my saliva to make a paste. I pasted it on the wound on my neck. I hoped that Han Xiaolin’s corpse poison was not too severe, otherwise if I myself Turning into a zombie is fucked.

"Come here." I shouted to Liu Chen and the two who were hiding behind the tree.

Liu Chen led the young man over tremblingly, and I saw that his pants were all wet. Damn, I pretend to be a ghost all day and scare people, but I didn’t expect to meet the real thing, so cowardly.

"Yuan, brother Yuan, what are your orders?" Liu Chen asked me dumbfounded. His eyes changed when he looked at me. He was full of admiration. However, someone had just died, and I didn't feel any joy at being worshiped. I rushed He said: "I will report this to the police right now. You can go over and take a few photos of him. After taking the photos, find firewood and burn him."

"Okay, okay." Liu Chen nodded repeatedly, took the young man who had narrowly escaped death and ran over to get busy.

I quickly took out my cell phone and called Director Li, told him about the situation here, and said that the body must be disposed of immediately, otherwise it would be difficult to deal with the corpse transformation.

Director Li immediately agreed to my request and said he would communicate with the police here and let me leave the film and television materials so that I could have an explanation.

Of course, I didn’t tell him that it was Han Xiaolin who did it. I made up a lie, saying that it was a zombie that did it. Director Li took a deep breath, and I told him quickly and shamelessly that the corpse had been killed. I killed it, and he asked me if I had any pictures. I could tell he wanted to see it, and I said that I had already beaten it to death with a spell.

After perfunctory with Director Li, sweat broke out on my back. To be honest, I felt weak lying to the police.

When I turned back to look at Liu Chen and the two of them, my nose was so angry that it was crooked.

The two of them piled a pile of dry firewood and were putting Han Xiaolin on the firewood.

I went up and kicked Liu Chen, and asked him with a dark face: "Who asked you to burn Xiaolin?"

"Brother Yuan, I followed your instructions just now." Liu Chen rubbed his butt and looked at me innocently.

"Fuck, I asked you to burn that brother." I pointed to the corpse next to me.

"Oh, mistake, mistake!" Liu Chen smiled at me, and he and the young man ran over to carry the dead body.

I sighed, helped Han Xiaolin up and leaned against the tree.

It’s not because Liu Chen misunderstood. According to ordinary people’s understanding, people burn corpses first to avoid future troubles. There is nothing wrong with this. And if it were another corpse, I would do the same thing. But the key is that Han Xiaolin is not someone else. She She is my fiancée, although it is just Han Baifa's wishful thinking.

It is said that husband and wife are like birds in the same forest, and they fly apart when disaster strikes, but I don't think so. After thousands of years of cultivation, how can you cruelly abandon your lover?

The fire burned quickly, and I stood by the fire and recited the rebirth spell to the brother, hoping that my half-experienced Mr. Yin and Yang's spell would work.

After disposing of the dead body, we went down the mountain. It was already past four o'clock in the afternoon when we got to the car. I couldn't bear it, so I called Liu Chen to check my bank account and told Liu Chen that I would compensate the brother . After all, I still need to keep some money for school. Liu Chen said that I don’t need to pay. After all, the cause of this matter is his Ghost Hotel, and he is also responsible. Moreover, the "murderer" is Han Xiaolin, one of the shareholders of the Ghost Hotel. He is both public and private. , He has to pay for it, and I don’t insist anymore. Let him pay. No matter how much money he pays, can people survive?

As for the living brother, with my hard and soft tactics, he promised not to tell anyone about it.

Some people are curious about my method. In fact, the "soft" aspect is nothing more than education and money for comfort. As for the "hard" aspect, I almost laugh when I say it. I drew an abortion talisman, turned it into ashes and poured it into the water. I asked him to drink it, and I told him that if he dared to tell what happened today, he would be devoured by ghosts and die.

I admit that I am selfish, but it is related to Han Xiaolin's life safety, so I have to do this.

How could I just watch something happen to her?

Let me be selfish for once.