I take a little action, that's the limit

"Uncle." I was confused when Biao Sanjie staggered over and gave a big salute to my senior sister.

"Who are you?" The senior sister looked at Biao San Street in confusion.

"Uncle, I am my nephew Biao Sanjie." Biao Sanjie replied respectfully.

"Oh, it turns out you are the apprentice taught by the third child. No wonder you are so shabby. What is your name?" The senior sister first responded with a sudden realization. Then, she kept tapping her sexy chin with her slender fingers, looking like she was thinking hard. .

When Biao Sanjie heard this, his face turned green. He didn't know whether it was because of his senior sister's remark about him or because of her memory, but he still repeated it obediently: "Disciple nephew Biao Sanjie."

"Oh, I remembered, you are the mistress, haha, I even hugged you, you were so big at that time, no, you were so big." The senior sister made two measurements in succession, and then stretched out her white and tender hands to pinch Biao Sanjie blushed.

Looking at the two sizes that the senior sister indicated, I almost laughed crazy. The first size is about thirty or forty centimeters, and the second size is only more than twenty centimeters. Damn, does this senior sister have any common sense? A newborn baby, It’s not just these two sizes.

"Uncle, please call me Biao Sanjie." Biao Sanjie twitched his eyes and took a few steps back. I guess he is so embarrassed that he wants to die now. After all, a grown man wants to be called Xiao San'er. It makes people pinch their faces, this picture looks so weird.

Of course, while I couldn't help laughing, I was also speechless. The senior sister looked a few years older than me. How could she have held Biao Sanjie as a baby? Biao Sanjie was already twenty at least. This was simply not in line with common sense. If it weren't for Biao Sanjie's serious expression, I would have suspected that this senior sister was a psychopath.

Suddenly, a weird idea appeared in my mind, and I asked Kong Zixu in a low voice: "Brother Kong Kong, isn't she also a zombie?"

Before Kong Zixu could answer me, I got punched on the top of my head.

I turned around, and my senior sister was puffing out her chest and looking at me angrily: "How do I look like a zombie?"

"Um..." I couldn't help but glance at her plump breasts and swallowed a big mouthful of saliva.

"Have you seen clearly? This is all natural, okay? How can I be a zombie, a monster that lives by sucking blood and is neither dead nor alive? You are simply insulting me!" As if to prove that what she said is true, the senior sister said, He kept pinching his skin that could be broken by blows to show me.

On the arm, of course.

The moment the senior sister finished speaking, I felt a strong murderous aura.

"Who do you think is an immortal monster?" Lu Di looked at us with slightly narrowed eyes.

"Shut up, don't you think I'm educating the juniors? I'll settle the score with you later!" The senior sister glared at Lu Diyi fiercely, then waved to Biao San Street and said, "And you, give it to me come over."

"Uncle." Biao Sanjie lowered his head, like a child who had done something wrong.

"What did you use just now? Is this what the third child taught you? Huh? Lift your head up. The disciples of my Ghost Sect are all upright men. They can't even deal with a little zombie. This is really embarrassing for my Ghost Sect. , go away and study hard." The senior sister scolded Biao San Street.

After hearing what the senior sister said, I felt a pain in my balls. If I was not talking nonsense, the Lu Diyi opposite was a thousand-year-old zombie. How could a thousand-year-old zombie become a small zombie? So what qualifies as a big zombie?

Is it really okay to belittle zombies like this in front of Lu Diyi?

Sure enough, I saw Emperor Lu's face getting more and more ugly. If it weren't for the injury on his hand, he would have rushed over long ago.

I guess he's recovering.

"Everything in the world has spirits, the underworld, water, and fire are all living things. The Ten Methods arise in a moment, and the Great Virtuous Ghost King shows his true trace and forms an array!" The commonly used spell on Biao San Street appeared in the mouth of the senior sister, and she pinched her hand casually. Jue, she saw a green whirlwind blowing due to her loyalty. The whirlwind slowly dissipated, and a ghost with a height of more than two meters appeared next to her, carrying a giant sword. The ghost was surrounded by green resentment. , looks quite domineering.

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief. When I opened my eyes again, my senior sister was still there, and so was the ghost.

Damn it! Ghost King!

I was sure it was not an hallucination. I jumped up and my eyes widened. Next to my senior sister was a real ghost king.

The Ghost King is the Ghost King, and his performance is not comparable to that of those small characters. The moment he appeared, I just felt that the temperature in the cave dropped a few points, and I got goosebumps all over my body.

I glanced at Biao Sanjie, and that guy was looking at the senior sister without blinking, with admiration in his eyes.

Kong Zixu acted relatively calmly, and he didn't know if he was showing off or if he wasn't surprised in the first place.

"A ghost king wants to deal with me? You overestimate yourself too much." Lu Di pouted and said to his senior sister.

"Really, what if we add another six-tailed fox demon?" The senior sister smiled slyly.

"Hmph, it's just a six-tailed fox demon..." Lu Di was mid-sentence, suddenly startled, then turned around and ran away.

"Boom."

There was a loud noise and gravel flew.

The stone wall of the cave was directly knocked out of a large hole by Emperor Lu, and he had already disappeared.

Ahem, it's too fierce. The stone wall is half a meter thick at least, and even a tank may not be able to hit it!

Apart from being shocked, I was also wondering how terrifying the six-tailed fox demon my senior sister was talking about could actually frighten Emperor Lu into fleeing.

At this moment, a woman with a distinctive appearance rushed in from the hole with a long sword. She looked at my senior sister coldly and said with a smile: "I'll see where you run."

"I never thought about running away." The senior sister spread her palms.

"Suffer death." The woman stretched out her long sword and pointed it at the senior sister. Suddenly, her nose twitched and her eyebrows furrowed slightly as she said, "Why does it smell like him?"

"Was there a man here just now?" the woman asked the senior sister.

"You miss men? Well, aren't there three of us standing now?" The senior sister glanced at the three of us men.

"Hmph, I'll settle the score with you later." The woman snorted coldly, rushed towards the crack in the stone wall that Emperor Land had opened, and jumped down in a flash.

I walked to the stone wall, stretched my neck and looked out, and saw that outside the stone wall was a bottomless cliff. A woman's voice can still be vaguely heard coming from below: "Lu, let me see where you are going."

"Pfft." I looked back and saw the senior sister spurting out a mouthful of blood.

"Uncle, are you okay?" Biao Sanjie asked anxiously.