The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Yu Shikai felt that he was going to die.

For some reason, both the Bai family head and Prince Monkey visited the Yu family.

What should have been a wonderful thing turned into a complete waste, a good-for-nothing, an idiot, a disgrace, a stinking good-for-nothing...

Now two big shots have arrived, but the two of them... are at loggerheads!

What should we do?!

Two chairs were placed at the head of the table, slightly tilted inwards, and the two of them each sat in one.

Coco sat upright with a cold gaze, exuding a strong sense of oppression.

Jiang Xiaohou crossed his legs, his eyes filled with ferocity, and a strange smile on his face. A long knife lay askew to one side, making him seem eerie and unpredictable.

I can't afford to offend either of these two people.

Yu Shikai apologized first, but the two of them couldn't be bothered to listen.

So, they brought Lu Chengwen and the other two up with them.

These three are great.

They brought six large barrels to the whole world, and they themselves didn't get a drop on them.

They came up all smiles, but Long Aotian complained with a straight face, while Lu Chengwen said with a grin how dangerous it had been just now, and Zhao Ritian asked what time dinner would be served.

Yu Shikai was furious!

I thought to myself, "Have you three ever thought of anything? I now suspect that you three are undercover agents sent to me by Zhang Jiucheng!"

Yu Shikai roared, "You three bastards! Kneel down now!?"

Jiang Xiaohou said, "No need to kneel."

Yu Shikai was shocked and looked at Jiang Xiaohou: "Your Highness... Your Highness? This..."

Jiang Xiaohou said, "I've seen plenty of boring receptions, but I find this interesting. Here's a reward!"

"reward?"

Jiang Xiaohou tilted her head and looked at Yu Shikai: "You can't understand what I'm saying, can you?"

San'er angrily retorted, "Yu Shikai! Do you need His Highness to repeat himself before you understand?"

"Ah, no need! A reward! S...s...a reward! Yes, yes, yes!"

Yu Shikai wiped his sweat: "Oh, I remember now, this...this...this...the three of them worked diligently and conscientiously, pioneering a new approach and method for transporting excrement at high altitudes, breaking through the boundaries of thinking and shattering conventional thinking...they deserve a reward. Someone, come here!"

"Wait!"

Bai Men Keke asked, "Did the patriarch speak?"

Yu Shikai was dumbfounded: "I...please give me your instructions, Master."

"Those three, acting so recklessly, defiling the courtyard, and disturbing my peace of mind, shall be punished!"

Yu Shikai nodded: "I've wanted to punish them for a long time! These three bastards are practically jinxes! Someone, bring them to me..."

San'er angrily retorted, "Yu Shikai! You've already forgotten His Highness's words?"

Yu Shikai was stunned: "I... I... didn't... it's just... me..."

He looked at Coco White Gate for help.

Bai Men Coco played with her fan: "It's not too much to ask that no one loses a leg, is it?"

Yu Shikai said, "How am I supposed to answer that?!"

The situation has reached a stalemate!

It's obvious that the two of you are fighting, so I'll be your pawn!

Yu Shikai understood that whether these three people lived or died was completely unimportant.

Jiang Xiaohou felt that these three had diminished Bai Menya's prestige, so she rewarded them as a way of slapping Bai Menya in the face.

If Bai Menya didn't punish the three of them, it would be impossible to justify what happened today, as Jiang Xiaohou would have undermined the dignity of his family head!

It's no longer just a matter of whether it's a latrine or not; something far more serious has emerged.

They're fighting!

But I've already received the orders!

I'm bound to offend someone no matter what!

But if I offend any one of them, it would be a matter of destroying my sect and wiping out my entire family.

Yu Shikai knelt down, both knees on the ground.

He was about to cry.

"My two superiors, I am but a lowly servant, merely clinging to life in the martial world, seeking no fame or recognition. Now, each of you has your own orders, and I am at a loss. I beg you to have mercy and spare my life. My family of dozens will be eternally grateful! Eternally grateful!"

Bai Menpiao angrily retorted, "Yu Shikai! My master is the head of the family. How can he be inferior to a mere prince of the Jiang family? Don't you know whose side you should listen to?"

San'er also said lightly, "Whether you're tall or not isn't important. What's important is... who will keep bothering you in the future, making your whole family wish they were dead."

Bai Men Piaopiao and San'er stared intently at each other.

The two men exchanged intense glances, and simultaneously said, "Patriarch Yu, you should know what you should do, shouldn't you?"

Yu Shikai's inner voice screamed: I don't know!

The three little ones were still whispering to each other.

Long Aotian: "Next time you fall down, can you please not drag me along?"

Zhao Ritian: "Hehe, impossible!"

Lu Chengwen: "Do you still smell my clothes?"

Zhao Ritian: "Isn't it time to eat?"

Long Aotian: "You can still eat?"

Lu Chengwen: "Hey, hey, hey, Patriarch Yu is watching us."

Zhao Ritian: "Oh dear, he's crying."

Long Aotian: "It's just a few buckets of manure, it can't be that serious, can it?"

Zhao Ritian: "Even those who have eaten excrement didn't cry."

Long Aotian: "It wasn't Zhao Ritian, you son of a bitch..."

Lu Chengwen: "Stop talking, the atmosphere is a bit off!"

Yu Shikai gritted his teeth: "Your subordinate..."

A cold glint flashed in Jiang Xiaohou's eyes: "Hmm?"

Bai Men Keke asked with a straight face, "Oh?"

"Subordinate..."

Lu Chengwen couldn't hold back any longer: "I know how to solve this!"

Jiang Xiaohou laughed: "Xiaowen, right? You tell me, how do you solve this?"

Lu Chengwen walked up with a grin.

Pulling the head of the Yu family aside, Yu Shikai angrily flung his sleeve away, shouting, "What are you doing?!"

"Don't make a fuss, I'm helping you."

"You three, I'll kill you all sooner or later!"

"No, don't kill him." Lu Chengwen leaned closer to him: "It's not about a few buckets of manure anymore, can't you see! They're fighting amongst themselves, and you're bound to die. You won't survive if you offend either of them. Whether these few buckets of manure are there or not, the situation will be the same today."

Yu Shikai looked Lu Chengwen up and down, and said angrily, "Tell me your plan."

Lu Chengwen said, "I'll handle them. You take care of preparing the banquet."

"How do you do it?"

"Don't worry about it," Lu Chengwen said. "We need dipping sauce, noodles with soybean paste, hot pot, and..."

Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian.

Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian quickly gave verbal hints:

Long Aotian: "Lamb leg! Lamb leg!"

Zhao Ritian: "Pork knuckle! Pork knuckle!"

Lu Chengwen said, "I want lamb leg and pork knuckle."

Yu Shikai's eyelids were twitching with anger: "You guys still have the nerve to eat like that? And you're serving lamb leg and pork knuckle like that, look at how my clothes are ripped..."

Lu Chengwen pulled him aside and whispered, "Are you stupid?! I've got it sorted out, what's wrong with getting something to eat? If I can't, you can just kill the three of us and call it a day, right?"

Yu Shikai thought about it and agreed, then laughed in anger: "I'm warning you, if I can't handle this, I'll make sure you all die with me."

"rest assured."

Lu Chengwen took a deep breath, walked towards the main seat, and was about to step up the stairs.

Bai Men Keke said, "Stop! Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Lu Chengwen grinned and said, "My name is Xiaowen, and over there are my two brothers, Xiaotian and Xiaozhao. This matter, Patriarch Bai, I must report to you in private, it is very important."

Bai Menke said, "Let's talk right there."

Lu Chengwen said, "Then I'll talk to the Monkey King first."

Jiang Xiaohou smiled and said, "Come on over."