The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

As Lu Chengwen overturned his vehicle, the wire on the edge of the manure bucket got caught in the inward-curving groove on the edge of Zhao Ritian's manure bucket.

As a result, Zhao Ritian was pulled and his body tilted to the side.

He stood at the highest point of the roof ridge, his body tilting so that the tiles were right below him. On a whim, his instinctive reaction was lightning fast... In an instant, he used his carrying pole to fling the manure bucket away, and with the hook that was originally used to hook the handle of the manure bucket, he swung it over and hooked it onto Long Aotian's collar.

No wonder he's the old fisherman's apprentice! His casting is so accurate!

The moment the back of Long Aotian's collar was hooked, he turned around angrily, inwardly cursing his bad luck!

He looked really cool! But deep down he already had a premonition!

coming.

Long Aotian was no pushover either. In an instant, he flung out the manure bucket and slammed it down on the butler's head. He grabbed the butler's head and pulled him down with all his might as he fell!

The exact moment the three people fell goes without saying.

The key point is... those six manure buckets were really something else!

Six shovels spun, danced, and scattered in the sky...

Baiyun Keke and Piaopiao retreated instantly, and the Yu family head and other experts also quickly scattered to avoid them.

Thump! Clang! Crash!

what--!

oops--!

Holy crap!

Ugh—!

No incense works anymore.

Long Aotian grabbed the eaves and held on tightly.

Zhao Ritian, holding a carrying pole, hooked it around Long Aotian's collar, tightening it so much that Long Aotian's face turned purple.

Lu Chengwen, who was at the bottom, had already thrown away the carrying pole and bucket. In that instant, only one thing was on his mind: Go to hell!

At this moment, he grabbed Zhao Ritian's ankle and shouted, "Come on! Push harder! Push harder! I'm falling! Up, up! Quickly!"

Zhao Ritian, holding the carrying pole, said, "This thing is so slippery..."

Long Aotian was constricted by his collar, unable to speak, and silently cursed them both as bastards in his heart.

Lu Chengwen has gone mad!

He yelled, "Little Zhao! Push harder! Senior Brother can't push easily, you climb up, climb up! I'm going to fall!"

Zhao Rishi climbed upwards with all his might, but the key was that Lu Chengwen was below him. The carrying pole wasn't usually used like this; it was made of bamboo and had been polished until it was shiny and smooth!

Climbing a little, sliding a little, it's all a waste of effort.

Lu Chengwen cursed! Zhao Ritian pressed on! Long Aotian persisted!

In reality, Lu Chengwen's feet were less than ten centimeters off the ground.

As he was still looking up, cursing Zhao Ritian and encouraging him, several people ran over from the opposite direction, covering their mouths and noses, and ran past him.

Lu Chengwen was stunned. He looked around, then at his feet, and finally let go and landed.

He patted Zhao Ritian's thigh and said, "Get down."

Zhao Ritian looked down and jumped to the ground, looking at the mess in the yard: "Ugh...this is disgusting."

Upon landing, Long Aotian slammed a carrying pole down on Zhao Ritian's head: "You fucking want to strangle me?!"

Zhao Ritian covered his head: "It wasn't intentional."

The yard was a scene of chaos, with chickens flying and dogs barking.

Yu Shikai was furious!

"You three... you're fucking asking for it!"

Yu Shikai stopped caring about anything and stopped caring about anything else.

He wants to kill these three bastards, they absolutely have to be killed!

At the very least, break their legs!

They rushed over, about to make a move, when someone shouted, "Your Highness Jiang, Little Monkey Jiang has arrived! Patriarch Yu, welcome him!"

Yu Shikai turned around, his eyes filled with fear.

It's over!

Patriarch Bai, Your Highness of the Jiang family, seeing my house... this whole world is full of filth, I'm too ashamed to show my face!

Is my face being shown? Will I have another chance in the future?

Yu Shikai stomped his foot, turned around and saw that the ground was covered in filth, and he didn't know where to step.

Zhao Ritian pointed: "Over there, over there, that patch of land is clean. You step on it, jump over there, then grab the wall and step on that incense burner. Oh no, the incense burner is covered in incense too..."

Yu Shikai glared at him, then leaped out and, with a few light, quick movements, instantly reached the door.

Upon going outside, one could see Bai Men Keke and Jiang Xiaohou standing face to face, staring at each other.

Jiang Xiaohou had a big smile on his face, while Bai Men Keke remained expressionless.

Jiang Xiaohou said, "Brother Bai must be really free, having time to come here for sightseeing?"

Bai Men Keke said, "You're quite free too."

“My job is right here. Weren’t you there during the meeting?”

Bai Men Keke snorted: "Little sister Jiang, you've worked hard. I heard your fiancé is quite capable."

"You know his strength best!" Jiang Xiaohou said with a half-smile, "You guys are such good brothers, you even stand in a row when you go to the toilet."

Bai Men Keke's face flushed slightly.

"A girl speaking incoherently, aren't you afraid of disgracing your Jiang family?"

Jiang Xiaohou laughed: "I was just saying, I didn't actually go to the men's restroom to pee."

Bai Men Keke stared at Jiang Xiaohou, sensing that there was something hidden in her words, and felt nervous.

Bai Menpiao quickly said, "Your Highness, you are a prince of the Jiang family, and our patriarch is the patriarch of the Bai family. You must show him some respect when you speak to him."

"of course."

Jiang Xiaohou smiled and said, "Speaking of which, the Bai family head and my elder brother are sworn brothers, and my fiancé and my elder brother are also sworn brothers. So, in that sense, I can be considered Brother Bai's sister, right?"

Jiang Xiaohou leaned closer to Bai Men Keke, staring into her eyes: "Little sister, tell your brother what's on your mind. I won't mind, okay?"

Bai Men Keke frowned, her eyes filled with dissatisfaction and anger.

"I have a good relationship with your brother, but even your brother has to give me, the head of the Bai family, face."

"Oh!" Jiang Xiaohou said, "I don't understand things between you men, but I know it's great to have a brother to rely on. Anyway, if anything happens here, I'll have to rely on you, brother. You have to take care of me!"

Bai Men Keke thinks Jiang Xiaohou is too annoying!

She and herself are two extremes.

She was raised as a shadow from a young age, and after she turned teens, she began to realize that she was her brother's stand-in.

He lived in seclusion, keeping his identity hidden and rarely venturing out.

They rarely had the opportunity to leave the Bai family home and see the wider world.

But this Jiang Xiaohou is exactly the opposite.

She went on missions with her father and brothers before she was ten years old, and by her teens she had traveled all over the country.

My life is completely controlled.

Her life, however, was completely out of control.

Bai Men Keke hated her willful and unruly behavior; she had no manners at all!

His eyes were full of arrogance and haughtiness, and his every move showed no dignity befitting a prince of a great family.

And the clothes she wore... what were they even like?!

She was wearing a long dress, and it looked like she wasn't even wearing anything underneath! Two long, white legs were sticking out... Ugh! Shameless!

Jiang Xiaohou laughed and shook her shoulder bag: "Brother, shall we go in and take a look together?"

Yu Shikai quickly said, "Patriarch, Your Highness, right now... right now there's something... unusual going on in my household, and I'm sure you two have noticed it here..."

Yu Shikai was on the verge of tears: "Could you two please move to a side room for a short rest? Once we've tidied up, we'll respectfully invite you to the main hall for your worship..."

Bai Men Keke and Jiang Xiaohou stared intently at each other, neither willing to yield.

They said in unison, "Bring those three bastards who are scattering dung everywhere to me!"