The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!
Chapter 2047 Hey! Just playing around!
The three brothers each carried a carrying pole and two manure buckets.
Woddy looked at them and laughed: "Let's begin, you three little bastards."
Zhao Ritian pointed:
"Aren't there trolleys over there? Why can't we use them?"
Wodi glanced at them and snorted, "To train your footwork. You're the Yu family's handymen; wouldn't it be a disgrace to the Yu family if you didn't have any footwork skills?"
The three brothers looked at him.
Wodi sneered: "Unwilling? Refusal to work? Fine, then don't blame me for using family discipline. If you're disobedient and refuse to work, we'll punish you, and the Monkey King won't be able to say anything."
Long Aotian flew into a rage: "How dare I, a mere... laborer, carry manure and apply fertilizer? You're blind as a bat!"
Zhao Ritian was also furious: "I, a dignified young master, would never do such a disgraceful thing to my sect!"
Wodi laughed loudly: "You, you even have a sect? Come on, tell me, who's your master? Which village does he live in? You're not going to do it, are you?"
Wodi shouted, "Then don't blame me for being impolite! Family discipline will be applied!"
"and many more!"
Lu Chengwen said, "Let's do it."
"Lu Chengwen?"
Lu Chengwen winked at them: "Do it, do it, or they'll punish you according to family rules, do it, do it..."
Both men were suspicious, but since Lu Chengwen had given them a look, he must have a plan, so they reluctantly began to pick up manure.
……
forecourt.
A beautiful figure stood at the highest point of the gate, slender, tall and handsome, dressed in flowing white robes, holding a sword in her arms.
"The Bai family patriarch, Bai Menya, has arrived. The Yu family members should quickly go and greet him."
Upon hearing this, Yu Shikai inside immediately shouted, "Highest level reception! Inform the entire manor! Quickly, everyone of the appropriate rank, come with me to greet them! Hurry!"
Yu Shikai led a dozen or so men out in a flurry, and a large group of them knelt on one knee in front of the gate.
"Yu Shikai, head of the Yu family, respectfully welcomes the Bai family head!"
Two servants opened the gate, and several people ran over to begin laying out the red carpet.
Several people carried out eighteen incense burners, which were arranged in a row, one every five meters.
Several maids carried two baskets of flower petals and scattered them on the red carpet.
The kitchen staff received the notification and immediately began preparing all the ingredients;
Upon receiving the report, the logistics department immediately cleaned the restaurant and bedrooms, and replaced all the household items with the best available.
The front yard was bustling with activity. Although it appeared quiet on the surface, every department was actually working diligently to prepare for the arrival.
A white door fluttered in the breeze, and a slight smile appeared on it.
The gate opened, and a white-clad "young man" stood with his back to the gate, a sword hanging at his waist, looking quite impressive.
Slowly turning around, Bai Men Ke Ke no longer had the cheerful and lively demeanor she had on the way; instead, she was as serious and cold as Bai Menya.
Yu Shikai looked up, glanced at her, and was immediately intimidated by Bai Men Keke's aura.
Coco walked in slowly, without saying a word, and looked at everyone with an air of authority.
Yu Shikai raised his head, his face filled with reverence:
"The Yu family has been established for generations, and pays its respects to Patriarch Bai! The entire Yu family is overjoyed to have Patriarch Bai personally grace us with his presence. Patriarch, please feel free to give any instructions you may have, and the Yu family will do its utmost to serve you."
Bai Men Keke said coldly, "What use are you to a small family like yours? We're just passing through and got tired, so we're taking a rest. Patriarch Yu, tidy up and prepare some food. I'm hungry."
"Yes!"
Yu Shikai stood up, turned around, and said, "Prepare a top-tier banquet!"
Bai Men Keke said, "Get up, everyone. Kneeling here is an eyesore."
"Yes!"
So, Bai Men Keke walked in front, Bai Men Piaopiao followed behind him carrying her sword, and Yu Shikai led the way with his back bent.
"Please, Patriarch Bai!"
"Although the Yu family's courtyard is not large, it is clean and tidy, and the design is quite charming."
"You flatter me, Master!"
Yu Shikai was extremely excited: "Shikai is a rough man, but he has always liked elegance and tranquility. I heard that Patriarch Bai likes this style the most. Shikai is a die-hard fan of Patriarch Bai, so he just imitates him and tries to learn Patriarch Bai's style in everything. I hope you will forgive him for making a fool of yourself."
"Ah."
Coco Bai didn't comment, but casually remarked, "The incense is nice, it must be quite expensive, right?"
Yu Shikai was even happier to hear this: "Yes, I bought it at a high price, but I usually can't bear to use it myself. When I heard that it was you, the head of the family, I immediately ordered them to light it. You are a person of great wealth and honor, and you have graced my humble family with your presence. How could I dare to be negligent? So I brought out the best of everything, just to make you feel comfortable and at ease."
"Well, I have a heart."
At this moment, Bai Men Piao Piao shouted sharply, "Who goes there!?"
Everyone was startled. Looking up, they saw three young men on the roof carrying buckets of manure, moving with incredible speed!
Yu Shikai's lips twitched as he pointed at the roof: "What...what's going on with them!?"
The head steward was stunned: "It seems...it seems to be those odd-job workers who are responsible for carrying manure to irrigate the fields!"
Yu Shikai flew into a rage: "You carried manure up to the roof?! What kind of work are you doing?!"
The head butler immediately leaped up onto the roof, pointing and shouting angrily, "You lot! Get down here right now! Get out!"
Long Aotian's expression was cold: "I am Xiaotian, in charge of the great cause of carrying manure. Anyone who blocks my way shall die!"
The head butler was completely dumbfounded.
Carrying manure is a big deal?! And you're blocking my way... What's with all the swagger about carrying manure?!
Zhao Ritian's expression was cold: "This person is acting suspiciously; he might be trying to steal manure to eat. Senior Brother, be careful."
The housekeeper was furious.
He gritted his teeth and whispered, "Stop talking nonsense! Can't you see we have guests? Get out of here! You've caused a huge mess!"
Zhao Ritian grinned and kicked Long Aotian's dung bucket.
Long Aotian sensed it and quickly followed the force, turning his body to control the manure bucket.
The manure bucket suddenly flew towards the butler's face.
The butler was incredibly agile; he dodged one with a quick step backward!
Just as I was about to yell angrily, the second one arrived!
Long Aotian was furious: "Little Zhao, how dare you!"
"Hahaha!" Zhao Ritian said, "Brother Xiaotian, watch how good my kung fu is!"
After saying that, he kicked her again.
Lu Chengwen shouted from behind, "Hey, hey, hey, watch out, watch out, watch out, it's poop, it's poop, it's poop..."
Three people started fooling around on the roof. Four people, six manure buckets, spinning, jumping, their eyes wide open...
The butler was furious!
You should beat them up... I'm afraid the latrine bucket will tip over.
If you don't deal with them... they'll just start playing around here.
Coco was completely dumbfounded.
Those are Lu Chengwen and the other two!
Shoveling manure at the Yu family's house!?
What are you doing! ?
Looking at Bai Men Piaopiao, Bai Men Piaopiao was also confused, shaking her head to indicate that she was also puzzled.
Zhao Ritian, in a playful mood, shouted loudly, "Whoever knocks it over is an idiot!"
Three people and six buckets of excrement began a high-difficulty battle right above everyone's heads!
Yu Shikai stamped his foot and quickly said, "Please come in quickly, Patriarch."
Bai Men Keke gave him a cold look: "The Yu family is quite lively."
At this moment, Lu Chengwen roared in anger: "Don't mess with me! Damn it! It's spicy!"
Wow——!
A bucket of manure fell from the sky.
In that instant, Yu Shikai felt a chill run through him.
I am... shit... I'm furious!
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