The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Lu Chengwen walked up behind Jiang Xiaohou and whispered in her ear, "You look really beautiful today."

Coco and Piaopiao from the opposite side rolled their eyes together.

Jiang Xiaohou couldn't help but laugh.

Lu Chengwen walked up to Bai Menke and whispered, "That's enough. Patriarch Yu has it tough too. The front and back yards are full of manure, and he still has to put up with all of you here."

Bai Men Keke said, "I'm targeting you."

“But he’s the one in a difficult position.” Lu Chengwen said, “Brother Bai, you don’t seem like the type to get involved in this kind of thing. You’ve always been so heroic, you wouldn’t get involved in such a trivial matter. This isn’t like you at all.”

Upon hearing that it didn't seem like it, Bai Menke's heart stirred.

Yeah, why bother arguing with her?

But looking at Lu Chengwen really made me furious.

Bai Men Keke sneered: "I just want to see what you'll look like when you suffer a loss."

"I've already gone to collect manure, what kind of appearance is this?"

Lu Chengwen had no idea that the person in front of him was a girl. He even went behind her and put his arm around Bai Men Piaopiao's shoulder. Bai Men Piaopiao immediately said, "You... Xiaowen! Let go of me!"

Yu Shikai stomped his foot: "Wan La!"

He was about to rush over to the adult when Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian grabbed him and shook their heads at him.

Lu Chengwen turned around and angrily said, "What business is it of yours, you brat?! We men are discussing national affairs, and you, a girl, go, go, go, stand aside!"

He glared at her fiercely as he spoke.

Others may not know, but Bai Men Piaopiao does: he is Lu Chengwen.

The son-in-law of the Jiang family, a disciple of Hun Tiangang, and a friend of the Five Old Men.

You are absolutely qualified to discipline him.

Bai Men Piaopiao was furious, but she couldn't stop him.

After all, Bai Men Keke is currently known as Bai Menya, and to confirm her identity, one must acknowledge Lu Chengwen's logic.

Bai Men Keke suppressed her anger: "Take your hand away."

Lu Chengwen did not.

He pulled her close to his ear and said, "Stop fooling around. Your Bai family's business will still go through me in the future, so let's give each other some face. It's just a few buckets of manure, it's not like I splashed it on you. Everyone's hungry, and we work really hard carrying manure."

Bai Men Keke looked at Lu Chengwen and felt extremely disgusted!

But since he said that, as someone with "white teeth," I definitely have to give him face;

Moreover, Jiang Xiaohou was sitting opposite him. He had to deal with Lu Chengwen, and if she insisted on protecting him, there was nothing he could do.

And I really want it to end quickly, to get this filth away from me.

"Alright, take your hand away, let's call it quits."

Lu Chengwen stood up instantly, straightening his back.

He shouted loudly, "It's done!"

Then, with his hands behind his back, he said, "Xiao Zhao, Xiao Tian! You two were fooling around and acting strangely while carrying manure. This is intolerable! I'm punishing you by making you eat a ton of excrement as a warning to others!"

Zhao Ritian immediately shouted, "Impossible! Nobody can eat that much!"

Long Aotian looked at him: "Is this a question of whether or not you can eat it?"

Lu Chengwen added, "But considering your diligence, pragmatism, loyalty, reliability, and numerous outstanding achievements since joining the Yu family..."

Yu Shikai gritted his teeth and shook his head.

You really dare to say that!

They've only been here a few hours, and they've already smeared manure in both their front and back yards! And they keep doing this... I'm so pissed off...

Lu Chengwen said, "No need to eat shit! Patriarch Yu will reward each of you with a bonus of five hundred yuan."

Yu Shikai was both angry and amused.

What a spineless coward, each of them asked for five hundred yuan.

Lu Chengwen jogged up to Yu Shikai and said, "Master, it's settled. Master Bai won't allow the punishment, and Prince Little Monkey won't allow the reward either. Both sides have saved face. He said you should quickly clean the front and back yards and prepare a banquet. There should be lamb legs and ham hocks, oil dipping sauces and fried sauce noodles."

Yu Shikai glared at Lu Chengwen, pushed him aside, walked over, and quickly knelt on one knee:

"Thank you, Patriarch Bai and Lord Monkey, for your magnanimity! A banquet has been prepared in the main hall. Please take your seats."

Jiang Xiaohou stood up: "Brother Bai, please."

Bai Men Keke looked at her and snorted, "You're the younger sister, please."

As he led them to the main hall for dinner, Yu Shikai suddenly sensed something was wrong.

She grabbed Lu Chengwen's clothes and pulled him close: "What did you just say? I didn't see you say much, how come they..."

Lu Chengwen said, "People are all made of flesh and blood. They have all seen your respectful treatment."

"Oh."

“Little Monkey Prince is one of our own, of course we won’t make things difficult for you. What she’s bothered by is your white front teeth.”

"Right!" Yu Shikai suddenly realized: I'm a member of the Monkey Palace! How could I have forgotten!?

Damn it, I just hooked up with a big shot, and I haven't even gotten used to it yet.

"As for that guy with the white front teeth, I told him that we also dislike the Jiang family, but we still have to give him some face. When we leave, we'll give him a big gift and he'll listen to the Bai family from now on. Then he won't make things difficult for you."

“Oh…” Yu Shikai nodded: “This… wait, I mean… so who should I listen to from now on? Am I going to be stuck with two boats?”

Lu Chengwen looked at him and asked, "How many wives do you have?"

"two."

“That solves it,” Lu Chengwen said. “Deceive both sides! You balance the relationships within your own family the same way you balance them. Can they stay together all the time? Besides, your family is caught in the middle. Which of the four major families would you have to obey? It’s all the same thing, just a different way of saying it to make them happy.”

Lu Chengwen leaned closer to him: "On the surface, they are important figures, not to be trifled with. But in reality, you, the head of the family, are playing this game. You just need to provide them with emotional value, make them feel special, unique, and absolutely authoritative here. Just like coaxing two children, teasing them. Isn't that how important figures are?"

Yu Shikai's heart suddenly felt lighter.

Yup!

Yu Shikai looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Wow...you're pretty good, kid. You've got some skills."

"It's all thanks to your excellent upbringing, Master."

"Ah."

Yu Shikai nodded: "Hey, but your two brothers are two idiots!"

"Yes, yes, it's pure earth."

Yu Shikai said, "You better do well, I won't treat you badly. Keep those two idiots in check."

"I'll try my best. You know, idiots...these kinds of people don't remember what they've been fed or beaten, all you can do is worry about them."

Yu Shikai waved his hand impatiently: "Alright, alright, I have important things to do anyway, we'll talk about your matters later."

Yu Shikai quickly caught up and went to serve the two important figures.

Lu Chengwen wiped the sweat from his forehead, and Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were also very happy.

Zhao Ritian: "Aren't you serving dinner?"

Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Oil sauce, braised pork knuckle."

Long Aotian said, "Cheng Wen, what about mine..."

"Don't worry!" Lu Chengwen said, "It's lamb leg and noodles with soybean paste!"

"Hahaha! Let's go!"

As they walked out of the side room and arrived at the main gate, they were immediately stopped by the head butler.

Zhao Ritian was delighted: "Butler, you've changed into new clothes?"

The head butler said, "How dare you even mention that!"

I quickly took a shower and used three pounds of shower gel!

At this moment, his face darkened: "You three, go to the ancestral hall and kneel before the ancestral tablets! I'll deal with you after I've finished dealing with this important matter!"

Zhao Ritian disagreed!

"No, dinner's ready! My dipping sauce and braised pork knuckle..."

"Go kneel on the memorial tablet! You're still going to eat?!"

The butler gritted his teeth: "You don't even get a chance to eat shit!"