Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

"Follow the direction of the ruler!"

The pirated dragon-seeking ruler in the elder brother's hand happened to be pointing in one direction.

The little zombie at the back also had more and more fun playing.

While giggling nonstop, he even broke one of his own arms and pressed on the black donkey's hoof.

Then, like magic, he opened his mouth wide and raised his neck, swallowing his freshly amputated limb into his stomach.

Seeing such a bloody and magical scene, the pupils of the two tomb robbers shook unbelievably.

"Oh!"

"Brother! Help me!"

Infected by this happy little zombie, its neighbors also poked their heads out.

The tomb robber who followed the eldest brother accidentally fell into a small coffin for one person.

In front of him was a little zombie with a festered face but a beautiful appearance.

"Brother! Jianghu Luyuan is destined to see you again!"

Faced with this situation, the eldest brother who valued love and righteousness turned his head and cupped his fists at him, then ran away.

The little zombies around broke out of the ground one by one, looking at the happy little zombie's black donkey's hoof arm, their eyes were full of envy.

The whole cemetery unconsciously became a sea of ​​joy.

"Coming!"

Seeing that his dragon-finding ruler pointed to the front, the elder brother was overjoyed.

He also saw a hole in front, which should be the entrance to the huge underground tomb full of myths and legends!

"Fuck!!!"

But he didn't wait for half a second to be happy.

With a brush in the front hole, a person sat up.

He took a closer look under the moonlight, and saw that this person's face was covered with dense eyes!

And the purple blood was all over his body, it looked like he had swallowed a sheep alive!

"what's going on?!"

Lin Muge yawned, took off his blindfold and rubbed his eyes.

This blindfold is the same style as the little flying spider, with 36 eyes printed on it, so cute.

"Hey! There's a visitor from the Little Zombie Hotel!"

"This is Xiao Zang holding a party to welcome him."

He and his elder brother looked at each other for a few seconds, then looked at the little zombies around him one after another, and instantly realized what was going on.

"Why do I feel like this doesn't look like a guest..."

"This stupid human actually woke up the pigeons【狗头】"

""welcome""

"Why does this dress look like a tomb robber?"

"Could it be that the tomb robbers dug out the pigeons?"

"That's too lucky"

Lin Muge didn't turn off the camera like last time before going to bed.

He didn't expect that there were 7 to [-] people in the live broadcast room after [-]:[-] in the morning.

"Not good... this is a ten thousand-year-old zombie..."

Brother Tomb Robber's cold sweat soaked his back.

Whether it's the way the little zombies around him don't regard Lin Muge as a human being or Lin Muge's act of pretending to be a human after taking off more than 30 of his eyes, they keep reminding him that this is definitely a big boss...

"Aw! Aww!"

The happy little zombie who was on the back of the black donkey's hoof also crawled to his side.

"Dude, don't be nervous, it's trying to do magic tricks for you."

"It wants you to guess where its hand is."

Before the eldest brother could react, Lin Muge put an arm around his shoulder from behind and translated.

The little zombies around him also surrounded him.

No, surrounded...

There was genuine despair in the elder brother's heart.

The zombie king behind him was beyond his expectation. He could translate Xiaozhuan's words into human language, and he looked and sounded like a living person...

It's just horrible...

"Guess, buddy."

Lin Muge asked with a smile.

The little zombies on the side also screamed passionately and started quizzing.

"I guess...in...in the belly..."

The eldest brother's Adam's apple rolled slightly.

Although Lin Muge's hand on his shoulder looked weak, he knew that it was the zombie king who was testing him.

Once he wanted to run, what greeted him was being torn to pieces!

"Aw, aww."

Lin Muge pointed to her stomach and said to the happy little zombie in front of her.

"Ow."

Little Zombie smiled charmingly.

"hiss……"

Under the suffocated expression of the elder brother, it actually cut open its own stomach with a mere black donkey's hoof.

And he lifted his belly and showed it to the master.

Nothing.

Scattered applause came, and Happy Xiao Zang also turned around.

Behind his ass, it turned out to be an arm that it had removed by itself.

"Hey! It turned out to be in the butt! Awesome, I should have thought of it earlier!"

Lin Muge's eyes lit up, and he gave Xiao Zang a thumbs up.

"Okay, this magic can definitely be used in the Spring Festival Gala!"

He gave his applause mercilessly.

The elder brother in his arms also clapped his hands with a stiff expression.

this fucking...

It turns out that Zongzi is a rectal animal...

Really opened my eyes!

Chapter 2 Fifty

"I see you haven't eaten tonight."

The swallowing action of the tomb robber who held back his nausea because of nausea, in the eyes of the understanding Lin Muge, is completely hungry.

"Exactly, I'm a little hungry too."

He rubbed his stomach and said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, the elder brother's fear instantly rose to another level.

"Brother, guess what food is around?"

Before the elder brother could answer, Lin Muge looked around and asked, his smiling eyes resting directly on the elder brother's face.

shit...

The elder brother's eyes darkened, if he hadn't been hugged by Lin Muge around his neck, he felt that he might have fainted directly...

A ten-thousand-year zombie king who can speak human language is hungry in a place like Luan Grave...

Also looking at you and asking you to guess what food is around...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The elder brother laughed awkwardly.

Apart from him, there is nothing more like food around him!

Thinking of this, the eldest brother couldn't help but burst into despair.

"Let me give you a hint, this food... is far away in the sky, but close in front of you."

Lin Muge smiled mysteriously, looked at the elder brother who was right in front of him and whispered.

Such a blatant reminder made the eldest brother's legs and feet go limp and almost kneel down directly to Lin Muge...

This zombie king is torturing him...

"Don't be afraid, this is not blood, this is the juice of the little puff mushroom."

As if feeling the fear in the elder brother's heart, Lin Muge explained as he looked at his body covered in dark red, like the juice of small puff mushrooms after blood had coagulated.

"...Gudong..."

The elder brother clenched his teeth in pain.

Can a living person believe this kind of nonsense!

This red body is clearly the blood that has coagulated!

I'm afraid that such a blood loss directly swallowed a person alive...

If I can go back alive, I will definitely not rob the tomb...

The elder brother's eyes suddenly lit up.

"That's right! I still have talismans!"

His heart suddenly thumped wildly.

As a professional tomb thief, before he came, he went to the legendary Bureau of Conspiracy, and got several talisman papers in a public meeting place that seemed to be some kind of popular science zombie!

It is said that as long as you stick it on the zombie's head, it can be fixed for more than ten seconds!

"...Fortunately, I have a quick eye..."

The elder brother took a deep breath.

At that time, the talisman paper was placed in the most conspicuous place, he took a handful directly, and left without even listening to the public meeting.

A joke, but also popular science?

Unless someone has slept with Xiao Zang in the same coffin, who else is more familiar with zongzi than a professional tomb robber like him?

"Heaven can't stop me!"

"As long as I find a chance to stick the talisman on the top of this thousand zombie kings, I can still live!"

Taking advantage of Lin Muge's inattention, he quietly moved his schoolbag to his front.

"What does this person want to do?"

"He doesn't want to attack the pigeons?"