"Aw, ow ow ow?"

Seeing that the other party didn't respond when he spoke human words, Lin Muge skillfully switched to nonsense and asked a wave.

"Aw? Aww."

"What he said, I don't know."

Lin Muge seamlessly translates to.

"It's okay. Judging from the standard level of this little zombie's nonsense, I speculate that there should be a little zombie community nearby, so its communication is so proficient."

"Then let's follow it home."

After Xiao Zong finished eating, he didn't care about the Lin Shepherd Pigeon any more, and let the Lin Shepherd Pigeon follow behind him.

"Brothers, generally this kind of wilderness survival and sleeping is a very troublesome thing."

"But on the mountain, if there is a place where Xiao Zang lives in groups, that's really lucky brothers."

"First of all, the place where Zombie lives is generally a place with beautiful geomantic environment, which is also very suitable for human habitation. After all, think about it, the dead can live here, let alone the living."

Lin Muge patted his chest, afraid that others would forget that he was alive.

"Of course, the most important thing is what does Xiao Zang have, they have coffins!"

"Who wouldn't want to sleep in a warm coffin for the night while surviving in the wild? It's such a comforting thing."

He followed Xiao Zang who was dangling in front of him all the way, and after walking for a long time, he finally became enlightened.

The front is no longer overgrown with trees, but has become a pile of hair-raising mass graves.

High and short tombstones are scattered on the ground.

By the moonlight, you can see little zombies crawling out from below.

Such a terrifying scene can be turned into a clip of the world's top horror movie without any processing under anyone's camera.

But under Lin Muge's camera...

Not only does it not have the horror of zombies coming out of cages, but it also has the fun of Plants vs. Zombies...

It's still the kind of invincible version of Plants vs. Zombies, which makes you...not feel any threat from horrible zombies...

"Come on, sir, you're welcome."

Lin Muge also pulled out an elderly zombie who accidentally got stuck in the soil.

"Brothers, the scale of this small zombie hotel is quite large, although the environment is a bit crude, but it is not harmful. After all, it would be nice to have a place for you to live in this barren mountain."

"Come on, let me take you to appreciate these little zombie houses from the perspective of sleeping."

He first walked to the entrance of the cave where the old man came out just now.

"Everyone can see the coffin inside through this hole."

"What should I say about this kind of coffin? The space is narrow, just like the middle berth in a sleeper. It takes a lot of effort to get up and down, and it takes a lot of effort to turn over. It has almost no advantages. It belongs to the kind that sleeps even in the woods. nor the coffin that sleeps in it."

Before everyone realized what Lin Muge meant by appreciation, Lin Muge told everyone with practical actions.

He just glanced at it and analyzed all kinds of disadvantages of this coffin comprehensively.

It is as convincing as if you have actually slept in person.

"This one is a little better than the last one. Although it is narrow, it is suitable for you to lie on your side and turn over. The disadvantage is also obvious. It is a bit too short, and students who are over 1.8m[-] may not be able to stretch their legs."

"This one is of the same type as the previous one, but it's buried shallower, so it looks spacious."

"Then this is more suitable for living. The size and width are suitable, but the coffin board is too hard, and the store does not prepare sheets and quilts for you. After sleeping all night, you will definitely be sore the next morning."

"This...looks good but there's blood in it, it's not very clean, oh, and there's a whole sheep's head."

Lin Shepherd took a goat's head out of the coffin.

"This kind of wild goat can eat several small zombies for several days."

"It seems that they are relatively gentle, and this lamb is still smiling."

He poked the sheep's mouth and said with a smile, and then put the lamb back into the coffin.

""Plague""

"These little zombies really look like human beings in front of the pigeons."

"Why is Luan Graves a small zombie hotel in Gege's mouth..."

"I actually listened to the coffin explanation for half an hour without knowing it..."

"It's good to listen to it more, in case it will be used someday [狗头]"

"So how does the pigeon know so much..."

"Gege: I have lived in each of them, how can I not know?"

Before he knew it, Lin Shepherd had been wandering around this piece of burial mound overgrown with small zombies for half an hour.

He looked at almost every coffin.

"Hey! It's really hard to find a place through iron shoes!"

Lin Muge suddenly exclaimed.

"Brothers, I'm pleasantly surprised. I didn't expect to find a big bungalow in such a wild place."

He pointed the camera at a coffin ahead.

"This coffin, facing north and south, can see the first ray of sunlight in the morning. The interior is spacious and bright, and it can even accommodate two people. It is a double bed."

"The most important thing is for everyone to watch."

Lin Muge squatted down.

"In this coffin, there is a layer of fine soil. It must be very comfortable to lie on this layer of soil."

"Okay, I'll sleep here tonight."

"By the way, isn't there a new job now that is to live in a hotel, and then give feedback to the hotel, such as whether the bed is comfortable or not? I think I also have such potential. If there are fans who run a hotel, I can experience it for free. Then spread the word!"

He put the camera aside and said after lying in the coffin.

...

...

"Brother, is there really a treasure in the Qinling Mountains?"

In the other direction, two well-equipped tomb robbers were walking fast in the mountains.

From time to time, I also marked the surrounding trees, and I was very careful at first glance.

"Nonsense, where there are graves, there are treasures."

"But we've been walking for so long, could it be that we're going in the wrong direction?"

"That's right, that's the direction on the map."

The lean man in the lead pulled out a battered map.

With the light of the flashlight, you can clearly see a circle drawn halfway up the shady slope of the Qinling Mountains.

"There's nothing wrong with a map."

The man put away the map and continued to walk forward.

He got this map from an old man who was dying.

Although this old man lived to be more than 100 years old, he was a bandit when he was young, the kind who did all kinds of evil.

Before he died, he found them and told them a story that had been buried in his heart for many years.

When he was young, he followed the bandit boss at the time to a small village below the Qinling Mountains, looking for someone who knew the way to lead them to find treasure.

At that time, the head of the village took them there to protect the village.

But on the way, I encountered a series of strange and bizarre things...

In particular, there is a terrifying ghost without a head, which the old bandit will never forget in his life.

So he specially told the two tomb robbers not to go up the mountain on the shady slope, but to go around on the sunny slope.

"Brother, this is..."

"Well, traces of zongzi."

Next to a tree, they found the bark that a wood pigeon had pried open.

"Even eating the bark, how hungry are these zongzi?"

"It's better to be careful, these zongzi are very cruel."

The two looked at each other and took out the black donkey's hoof that was said to be able to expel Xiao Zang from the bag at the same time.

After walking cautiously for a while, in the second half of the night, they finally saw a mass of graves.

Chapter 249 Dude, Guess

"Brother, this is... a mess of graveyards, it looks like there is no good stuff."

"Hmph, I'm a little tricker, these random graves are just to confuse those novice grave robbers."

The eldest brother extinguished the light of the flashlight.

Looking at the grave in front of him by the moonlight, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"These earthen graves seem to be irregular, but in fact there are hidden secrets."

"The poor tomb with no money on the outside is just to cover up the big fish inside!"

"Look at what the Patriarch left behind!"

As an experienced tomb robber, the eldest brother saw the clues of this cemetery at a glance.

He held the black donkey's hoof in one hand and took out the high imitation dragon-seeking ruler in the other.

"Brother, this is not the legend..."

"That's right, I learned the method of searching for dragons and acupoints in an online class."

The eldest brother smiled slightly, chanted a few incantations indistinctly, and the dragon-seeking ruler in his hand swiveled like a compass encountering a magnetic field.

"Snapped!"

But before it pointed the way, a pale hand suddenly grabbed his ankle from deep under the ground.

Such a sudden cold feeling made him shiver all over.

"Big brother!"

"Calm down! Use the black donkey's hooves!"

The eldest brother was startled, and hurriedly grabbed the black donkey's hoof.

But because he was a little nervous, and the hair on his hoof was too smooth, his only life-saving object accidentally fell to the ground, just hitting Xiao Zang's protruding head.

"Ow?"

Sleepy-eyed and thinking about it, Xiao Zang, who got up and relieved his hand, froze in place half-struck, then slowly let go of his hand.

"Brother, it..."

"Oh, as expected of a purebred black donkey's hoof, it's just strong enough, if you hit this zongzi lightly, you'll be stupid."

The eldest brother quickly moved his leg away.

"As expected of a big brother! This little rice dumpling is still..."

The two grave robbers choked for breath.

Under their shocked eyes, Xiao Zang picked up the black donkey's hoof steadily, turned it around twice with one hand, and then let out a happy cry. A carp jumped out of the soil and hit them with their black donkey's hoof. .

"Fuck!"

The eldest brother who had been through the cemetery couldn't help being shocked when he saw this scene.

"This is a thousand-year-old rice dumpling! Be careful!"

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