"Don't look for short-sightedness!"

"Is this big brother alive or dead?"

"It must be a living person. A dead person can be scared to death when they see a pigeon [dog head]"

The camera behind the tombstone happened to be able to capture every move of the eldest brother.

Although there are not many people in the live broadcast room, most of them can already see through the fate of this big brother...

Meeting Lin Shepherd Pigeon in the wilderness...

It can only be considered that he is unlucky...

"Brothers, as a lazy existence among weird creatures, Xiao Zombie will always store some food in his home."

"Although I didn't say it when I introduced the house to you just now, I guess everyone has seen it."

"There are a lot of snacks in it."

Seeing that the eldest brother had already gritted his teeth and didn't want to let his saliva stay, Lin Muge didn't make things difficult for him anymore.

Under his shocked gaze, he took out the smiling sheep's head directly from the single coffin room next door.

"Of course this sheep's head can't be eaten. Let me give you an example."

"Normally, the Little Zombie Hotel will also provide supper."

Lin Muge yelped twice at the little zombies around him.

After being stunned for a few seconds, the little zombies returned to their rooms one after another, plunged into the coffin and took out all kinds of food they had pressed on the coffin board.

"Look, what hospitality, huh?"

Seeing so many little zombies walking towards him with all kinds of delicacies, Lin Muge said quite moved.

"In today's impetuous society, is it difficult to appreciate the true feelings of neighbors helping each other?"

"Is this scene a bit like the feeling of neighbors sharing their own meals with each other during the Chinese New Year?"

Lin Muge waved his hand in the air while talking.

Several clusters of ghostly blue ghost lights slowly descended and surrounded him.

"Oh, I'm going to..."

Seeing this scene, the eldest brother felt even more awe-inspiring.

The ten-thousand-year zombies are probably less.

To be able to command so many little zombies easily, this must be at least a 10-year-old character...

Looking at the countless little zombies holding food in front of him and the will-o'-the-wisps around Lin Shepherd Pigeon, the eldest brother felt a bit of greed involuntarily while being frightened and frightened.

"Although I don't know who he is, there must be countless gold and silver treasures in the tomb!"

"If I can hold him down..."

He slightly circled around Lin Muge, waiting for the opportunity to move.

"Okay, this rotten viscera is so fresh! It's smelly, it must be very fragrant, I suggest eating it tonight, it won't be fresh after another day."

"This is wild goat meat. It's too expensive. I don't want so much. It's better not to put it in the coffin when storing it, but to put it on the tombstone."

"Hey! Such a big mouse is very cute. Don't keep this kind of cuteness. There is not much meat. Just eat it."

Surrounded by three will-o'-the-wisps, Lin Muge walked up to the little zombies one by one, evaluated them and gave them their opinions and suggestions on storage.

Very pertinent and professional.

Xiao Zhuang who was guided also nodded frequently, and seemed to have benefited a lot.

"Oh, no need, no need for this!"

Some little zombies even tried their best to twist off their heads and offer them to Lin Shepherd Pigeons because they had no food.

""Tribute""

"At present, Lin Muge is really not a human [dog head]"

"Ace Pigeon's Enthronement"

""God Pigeon and His Little Zombie""

""Pilgrimage from All Directions""

"There are even three fires above the pigeon's head..."

"God descended to earth belongs to yes"

The picture of Lin Muge stepping on the tombstone and pointing out the little zombies one by one is simply too shocking...

Everyone in the live broadcast room is already like this, let alone the tomb robber who is right next to Lin Muge...

"Whose fucking tomb is this..."

He swallowed his saliva and looked up at Lin Muge vaguely.

"This posture, it can't be some ancient emperor..."

"Fuck! It can't be Qin Shihuang!"

"Is Qin Shihuang really immortal..."

The elder brother became more and more frightened when he thought about it, and at the same time, he also touched the legendary talisman paper he brought from the Bureau of Twisters...

"Let's eat roast lamb tonight, how about it?"

Lin Muge only took a little fresh mutton and said.

As soon as he waved his hand, the three will-o'-the-wisps obediently floated below.

Before he could speak, the happy little zombie who had replaced his arm with a black donkey's hoof took the initiative to hand over the severed arm, and inserted his finger into the mutton.

"So sweet!"

The Lin Shepherd Pigeon clapped its donkey's hooves, then took its severed limb with the mutton stuck in it and roasted the mutton in the will-o'-the-wisp fire.

The elder brother on the side had nothing to say at this time.

Even though he has lived for so many years, he has never seen anyone who can use willow fire to barbecue...

so magical...

"Brothers, the ghost fire is still not very strong, so it needs to be roasted for a long time."

"I'll see if there's any fuel around."

Lin Muge looked around.

"Bros……"

The elder brother only reacted now.

Lin Muge seems to talk about brothers like the anchor of the live broadcast every time before speaking...

But there are only Xiao Zang around.

So he really isn't human...

The eldest brother secretly picked up a stack of talisman papers.

"It's now!"

While Lin Shepherd Pigeon was looking for fuel, he looked terrified, and quickly pulled out a piece of yellow talisman paper and pressed it towards Lin Shepherd Pigeon.

"Huh? You have paper, thank you."

Lin Muge was taken aback, then took the talisman and blew his nose.

"The temperature difference between day and night in the mountains is large, and humans are prone to colds."

He directly crumpled the talisman paper and stuffed it in one nostril.

The elder brother who watched from the side felt his scalp tingle.

The existence of this legendary being able to hold the Zombie King in place...was treated as a piece of paper for blowing your nose...

Now it's even stuffed in the zombie king's nostrils? ?

"impossible."

The elder brother's eyes widened.

There's no way an agency as big as the Bureau of Conspiracy is going to lie!

It must be that my posture just now was wrong!

The eldest brother held his breath and focused his attention, first he moved his qi to the dantian, and then clamped a paper talisman with two fingers.

During the online class, he not only learned how to use the dragon-finding ruler, but also practiced a superb sticking technique, which is similar to mobile phone film sticking!

"Hey, do you have any more?"

Before the eldest brother was ready, Lin Muge took the paper in his hand.

"Oh! You mean to burn paper to make the fire more intense."

"Okay, I just said I was looking for fuel and you sent the paper. I thought it was blowing my nose. I'm sorry, I blamed you."

Lin Muge threw the talisman paper into the will-o'-the-wisp.

The fire did grow a little bit, but there was still too little paper.

"Dude, is there any more?"

"……Have……"

The eldest brother took out the stack of papers from the bag trembling slightly.

"Good guy! You can't hide it!"

Lin Muge said half-jokingly.

Under the hesitant eyes of his elder brother, he threw a stack of papers into the big fire made up of three will-o'-the-wisps.

The faint blue flames rose up suddenly, illuminating the cute faces of the little zombies around.

"and many more……"

Lin Muge suddenly narrowed his eyes.

"You... it seems to be a talisman..."

He looked at his elder brother who didn't dare to breathe.

"...No, no, no, how dare I bring a talisman..."

"This is... the waste paper that was used to light the fire for you!"

If it wasn't for the feeling that Xiao Zang behind him might pounce on him at any time, the elder brother would have knelt down and said...

"Amulet papers are all deceptive in nature, and only have a small effect."

"I remember that a few days ago, the Bureau of Conspiracy held a special science course. The only accident was that all the paper symbols prepared for teaching were taken away by someone."

"I hope this person just plays with it and doesn't do stupid things..."

Lin Muge scratched his head and said with a smile.

"Generally, the more you are afraid of weirdness, the stronger it will be."

"If you are letter talisman paper, you won't be so afraid after you paste the talisman paper on Weird, and Weird won't be so strong."

"So the talisman paper is a psychological comfort function, and it is of no use in essence."

He learned about it while roasting the mutton.

The big brother's heart is beating wildly...

This word...

It looks like Lin Muge talking to himself.

But he knew that this was for him...

This is mocking his ignorance...

If I can go back alive, I will never rob graves again...

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