one step closer to the end
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"Hmph~ Believe it or not, it's up to you..."
Julie said angrily: "Anyway, I didn't lie to you. Besides, we are the official representatives. If you want humans to defeat zombies, then tell us how to enter the Skull Tower. You can set whatever conditions you want. If you want people to ask for money Officials can!"
Zhao Guanren sarcastically said, "You don't take pictures of yourself in the piss, you look like you're unlucky and return to the official representative, get the hell out, you little cannon fodder!"
After speaking, he pulled Li Shishi to leave, but after looking around anxiously, Julie suddenly caught up and shouted: "Wait a minute! You...you give me a talisman, or I won't be able to get out, Black Wasteland There are zombies everywhere!"
"Call Dad!"
Zhao Guanren took the amulet in Li Shishi's hand, and turned around arrogantly. Julie's chest puffed up immediately, but after biting her red lips, she still said, "Dad! Please give me an amulet!"
"Kneel down and call!"
Zhao Guanren held the amulet high in his hand, and Julie turned away with a livid face, but Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Do you know what these black mist are? Direction, and it also has the function of blocking the intercom signal!"
"Hey! Captain, where are you, please answer..."
Julie hurriedly took out the walkie-talkie to call, but her voice was hoarse and no one responded. She could only turn around and kneel down with a face full of ashes, and humiliatedly said, "Father! Please... please give my daughter a talisman!"
"Hey~ No! You look too ugly..."
Zhao Guanren gave a smirk and turned his head away. The angry Julie yelled madly, forcing the soul chain back a lot.
"You are really ugly and your brain is not good..."
Zhao Guanren turned back and smiled again: "How can you get lost if you follow the sun? If you had hallucinations, you would have had an attack already, and when I was playing with your walkie-talkie, I deliberately changed your channel. Are you surprised, surprised, or confused? Forced, haha~"
"I kill you……"
Julie jumped up from the ground, and pulled out her pistol like a madman, but just after chasing her, she fell to the ground with a "plop". He dropped a piece of shit, and all the guns in his hand fell out.
"Call Dad!"
Zhao Guanren appeared condescendingly in front of her, stepped on her long knife, and Julie cried "wow", crying out in pain: "Devil! You are a devil, please let me go!" Well, I don’t dare anymore! Woo~”
"Why do you have no backbone at all, you should stay angry..."
Zhao Guanren squatted down and picked up her walkie-talkie, switched back to the original channel and said with a smile, "Come on! Call all your little friends over, let's make them Pikachu together, okay? Hehehe..."
after an hour……
Five big men were lying naked on the ground, and Julie squatted in front of them holding an electric baton, and stammered, "I... I know, one of you is... a fake Pikachu, a fake Pikachu If he can’t discharge, he will be killed by me!”
"Crazy! You perverted lunatic..."
A man glared at Zhao Guanren and roared angrily, with a ferocious look that would rather die than surrender.
"Crack~"
Suddenly, Julie was stabbed with an electric baton, and he immediately twitched and howled: "Ah~ I am a real Pikachu, a Pikachu that can discharge electricity, my master is Xiaozhi, tweet~"
"I'm Pikachu too, if you don't believe me, call me and try..."
"He's fake! You call me, I'm the real Pikachu..."
The faces of the elders were blushing, while Zhao Guanren was holding a gun and sitting on the opposite stone, enjoying the massage service of the little ponytails. The smile on his mouth was particularly evil, but he suddenly said in surprise: "Open it!" A soul lock chain, damn it!"
Li Shishi was surprised and said: "What's wrong? It's not good if the soul lock chain is opened!"
Zhao Guanren said in a mournful voice, "I really don't want to die, but the big gift from the old black devil is a scam..."
Chapter 0116 The revenge of killing the father
"what……"
The shrill screams kept coming from the black mist, and the roars of the zombies were also high-pitched and excited, as if Wang Ermazi from the next village had made a fortune and held a free water feast, and the villagers from all over the world came running over Participating, the main hard dishes are still five naked "Pikachu".
"Haha~ It feels so good to bathe in the sun..."
Zhao Guanren stepped out of the magic fog area and opened his arms, allowing the noon sun to shine on him. Although it was already April of the second year, and the cold wind was still a bit cold, he did not stay under the shady curtain. Those who have lived can't understand what a luxury sunshine is.
"Why did the grass turn black..."
Li Shishi jumped out with her twin ponytails swung, and all around her were black weeds as tall as half a person, and occasionally a few small wild flowers, all of which were strangely black, as if they were sprinkled with ink.
"It used to be full of magic fog here, and it took half a year to recede here..."
Julie came out with her hands tied behind her back, and said haggardly: "The Black Wasteland has tens of thousands of square kilometers, and it has become a paradise for monsters. Although there are a lot of supplies buried under it, ordinary people can't get close. The monsters outside are bigger than the magic fog." There are more in the area!"
"How are you going to get out..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her noncommittally, and Julie said with black lines all over his face: "We have two helicopters, one crashed, and the pilot of the other one was killed by you. There was a person who could barely fly a plane, but he... ...it's Pikachu!"
"Damn! You didn't say it earlier, take the No. [-] bus..."
Zhao Guanren had no choice but to walk forward depressed. There was no road at all in the vast black wasteland, so he could only chop the black grass with the ring knife. Fortunately, the three of them were all wearing amulets, and all kinds of strange monsters turned a blind eye to them. .
Julie obviously didn't have such an experience, she kept staring at her surroundings vigilantly, and said before walking too far: "Chishan Fort is located in the former Nanzhou City, thousands of kilometers away, I suggest you go to the nearest Red Maple Fort to settle down first. , let someone send a helicopter to take you there!"
"You think I'm stupid, Red Maple Castle must belong to all of you..."
Zhao Guanren glanced at her contemptuously, but Julie said again: "There are indeed people from us, but we are only a private organization, and it is impossible to compete with the government, or you can go to the Jiangdong Dabao in the north, which is established by your province." Fortress!"
Zhao Guanren ignored her at all, walked up to the raised ruins and sang happily: "The big girl is beautiful, that big girl is sloppy, the big girl walked into the green gauze tent..."
Li Shishi chased after flicking her tail and laughed, "You kissed my face, and my legs were on your shoulders..."
"..."
Julie looked at the two like crazy. Others would like to get into the ground when they come to this place. In the end, these two guys are like brains. I'm afraid the monster won't know where they are. After all, the amulet has a lot of blood, so she doesn't think she can hold on To get out of the black wasteland.
"Stop messing around, it's very dangerous here..."
Julie suddenly shouted anxiously, they had already walked out of the former Dongjiang city, and the surrounding ruins began to become undulating mountains, just like the Iraq that was just bombed by the US military, there were ruins and half-collapsed houses, and it was possible to drill everywhere. A large group of monsters came out.
"Don't follow if you're afraid, go by yourself..."
Zhao Guanren hugged Li Shishi nonchalantly, and kept playing with her fluffy pointed ears, but there was a "click" before the words finished, and more than a dozen corpse soldiers jumped out from behind the ruins, and the three leading ones were all Huang Huoyan. Zombie Captain.
"Not good! Eternal Night Legion..."
Julie turned around and ran away in fright. Who knew that a group of corpse soldiers also came out from behind. Even though she had activated the amulet, the corpse soldiers seemed to be suspicious and rushed towards her with weapons in their hands.
"Haha~ Hula! Gumo..."
Zhao Guanren greeted him with a big smile. Under Julie's unbelievable gaze, he walked up to the corpse soldier and punched himself on the chest. on the head.
"Ding miles!"
The other party lowered his head and stepped aside in embarrassment. Zhao Guanren patted the heads of the other corpse soldiers one by one, turned around and walked to a sunken ruin, pointed his knife at the ground and shouted: "Jia bang, Jia bang! Dig out everyone A piece of armor bang bang!"
"roar~"
The 20-odd corpse soldiers immediately got excited, and they ran over and knelt on the ground to carry and dig. Zhao Guanren sat down on a big rock leisurely, lit a cigarette and happily became a supervisor.
"You...you can speak corpse language..."
Julie came over in amazement, but Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "Is it difficult to learn a few foreign languages? You don't need CET-[-] to go abroad, have you eaten? Good brother, let's eat, hack him to death. As long as you learn these few words, it will be fine, the 'Ding Li' it just said is the meaning of adults!"
Julie was shocked and said: "You are so good! No wonder the Eight Demon Kings have nothing to do with you. You will definitely be able to enter the army and become a general after you get out!"
"General? If you give me a marshal, I won't do it..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "I don't want to enter the dark area again in my life, not to mention that I blew up the Soul Tower. Will someone set up a monument for me? Will someone hold a memorial service for me? People on the front line don't care about their official titles." Most of them are cannon fodder, slaves who fight for moths!"
Julie said in astonishment: "You are so capable, you don't care about anything after you go out. Although I am just a private mercenary, I am also fighting for all mankind. When it is time to stand up, I will never back down!"
"Then go ahead, I didn't stop you..."
Zhao Guanren leaned on the stone and said: "I have already blown up a skull tower, I am worthy of anyone in the world, unless those guys who eat vegetarian food with corpses dare to go to the front line to fight with me, otherwise everyone will wait to die together, I am not dead Pass!"
"Go to the side, don't fool my brother-in-law..."
Li Shishi pushed Julie away, snuggled up to Zhao Guanren's side and said with disdain: "We have seen a lot of pious women like you, and you speak better than anyone else, but when it comes to critical moments, you will only talk to your own people." Shoot in the back, and you will suffer in the future!"
"Shishi! When you poop, do you get it on your tail..."
Zhao Guanren grabbed Li Shishi's big white-haired tail and rubbed it on his face with great enjoyment. This is definitely a real fox with real fur and fur, and it exudes a very strange and alluring fragrance.
"Ah ~ brother-in-law!"
Li Shishi suddenly let out a soft cry, and lay down on his chest blushing, panting with blurred eyes: "Brother-in-law! You can't... you can't touch his tail, it's so strange, it feels so comfortable, it makes him feel very itchy! "
"No way? The reaction of the tail can be so big..."
Zhao Guanren hastily let go of his hands. Little Lolita seemed to be about to lose control, but she stretched out her tail again, teasing Zhao Guanren's cheek, and complained, "Are you a straight man? If you don't want to touch it, don't touch it." , my sister-in-law is half-wife of my brother-in-law!"
"Julie! You see Shishi looks like a big flower..."
Zhao Guanren sat up and hugged her onto his lap. Julie looked at her and said, "You sound like an adult girl when you speak, but her face looks like a little girl no matter what, a fourteen or five-year-old loli at most." Bar!"
Zhao Guanren rubbed Li Shishi's face and said with a smile: "Did you hear that! Driving a stroller is punishable by imprisonment, even if you are 16 years old, you are still underage, kitten!"
"Cut~ If I don't call the police, who will know, anyway, you have to raise me in the future, just be a child bride..."
Li Shishi hugged him nonchalantly, and leaned into his ear and asked, "What is the first big gift that the black devil gave you? You keep keeping a sad face and don't say it, aren't you super cheating?"
"You look at..."
Zhao Guanren suddenly looked at Julie, and said in a very soft voice, "Julie, you are a black fungus, you don't kiss grandma, and uncle doesn't love you!"
"..."
Julie obviously didn't hear what he said, but she frowned suddenly and clenched her fists vigorously. After glancing at him with resentment in her eyes, she quickly walked to a big rock and squatted down. I don't want to see Zhao Guanren.
Li Shishi was surprised and said: "How could this happen? How could she be angry with such a small voice?"
"Hey~ This is the first big gift, I call it revenge for killing my father..."
Zhao Guanren said with a sigh: "This skill will double the anger of the opponent. Even people who have no grievances or hatred will look at me as a dislike, and it is triggered passively. As long as I swear at someone, it will automatically launch. The more fierce the swearing, the more powerful it will be." Big, in the end, you will never die!"
"Oh my God!"
Li Shishi covered her small mouth and said in shock: "Old Black Devil is going to kill you alive. With your broken mouth, nine out of ten sentences contain dirty words. Will you not offend everyone in the future?"
"It's not just about humans, it's also effective against zombies, but the most deceitful thing is not this..."
Zhao Guanren said in a mournful voice: "The chains of soul locks are growing every day, and I have to die frequently to suppress them, and the more rage I need to get to the later stage, for example, two thousand points of rage are needed to unlock the first chain, and four points of rage are needed to unlock the second chain." One thousand, then eight thousand, sixteen thousand, thirty-two thousand!"
"..."
Li Shishi was dazed for a long time, and said: "Brother-in-law! You'd better not unlock it again, the first big gift is so cheating, and the later ones must be even more terrible, otherwise you will definitely ruin your character, but...you originally There is no character, right?"
"Uh~ it seems to be..."
Zhao Guanren blinked blankly, but there was a "bang" sound, and a big hole suddenly collapsed in the ruins in front, and several skeleton soldiers rolled in, revealing a wide entrance to the underground parking lot, a large number of dusty roads The car is parked in perfect condition.
"Wow! There is a car driving now..."
Li Shishi jumped up in surprise, but just as she was about to go, she was stopped by Zhao Guanren, who actually directed a group of corpse soldiers to dig the ruins behind, and said, "We can't go out empty-handed to beg for food, I lost my ID card, and lost my cell phone." I don't know if the bank will accept my deposit!"
"Don't guess! The money is waste paper..."
Julie walked over and said: "Now the major fortresses and resettlement areas are all using newly issued electronic money. The previous deposits and cash are all counted. The value of gold, silver and jewelry has also fallen to the bottom. All kinds of materials are scarce. Even masks have become treasures!"
"Damn! Don't dig the gold shop, go dig the pharmacy next door..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly directed the corpse soldiers to shift their targets, then grabbed Li Shishi's tail, and said, "Shishi! Your tail must be cut off, otherwise people will definitely arrest you when they see you are a half-orc." Research!"
"Why cut it off? I'll cut off some fur and wear a pair of pants. It's fine to put it between my legs. Besides, the little fox is so interesting, right..."
Li Shishi blinked her big eyes coquettishly, she was almost like her sister, and she never forgot to seduce him, showing the allure of the pretty loli to the maximum.
"You can't shed your hair..."
Zhao Guanren scratched his heart subconsciously, and said, "Okay! I'll find a razor later, shave off your little hairy ears, and put on a hat. Let's go! Let's get supplies first, and return home!"
Chapter 0117 My name is Zhang Jiuri
"Om~"
A large raptor pickup was galloping in the black wasteland, not afraid of the potholes on the road and the human skeletons. A large number of monsters poked their heads out of the grass in shock. They have never seen such arrogance since this ghost place appeared. Humanity.
But after just one glance at them, they were dumbfounded. There were two half-skeleton soldiers tied to the front of the car, and a yellow-eyed zombie with no limbs was tied to the luggage rack. It's not that ruthless characters dare not approach them.
"Come on! Draw a dragon with me on the left and a rainbow on the right..."
Sitting in the co-pilot, Li Shishi danced happily. She had already changed into a beige school uniform, her fur tail was curled up and tucked away in her pants, her hairstyle was still bangs and double ponytails, and she had a cute Pikachu clipped on her head.
The white hairs of the two pointed ears have also been shaved, and the tip part without nerves was cut off, and two bandages were put on, which is normal. A standard white, tender, pure and beautiful loli.
Li Shishi crossed her long legs and looked at Zhao Guanren, said narrowly, "Brother-in-law! You really look like an upstart, people must think I'm your mistress!"
"A man can have no money, but he must show off..."
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