Kazuma, who had been eavesdropping, immediately blushed and felt ashamed of himself. Just as he was about to quietly leave,
"By the way, Huihui, I was really concerned about your butt just now..."
Kazuma swiftly pressed his ear back against the wall, and to be on the safe side, he even activated his stealth ability!
"Now!" Darkness unleashed a powerful punch from the other side of the room, sending Kazuma crashing into the hot water.
"I knew it. That man, who I always felt Kazuma's lewd gaze at, that unsatisfied man, couldn't possibly be away in the mixed bath."
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"Huihui is absolutely right! She has completely figured out Kazuma." Da Vinci laughed heartily upon seeing this.
The description was spot on, not only guessing the actions and expressions almost perfectly, but also suggesting that Kazuma's thoughts at the time were exactly as Huihui described.
Dr. Roman put down his coffee and smiled, "That's what it means to have the desire but not the courage, which is quite fitting for someone your age."
Kazuma has a conscience, but not much! He's neither particularly good nor particularly bad.
You're really good at judging people... Just as you understand them, they understand you just as well. You've completely figured them out, just like a true brother!
The speed with which he pressed his ear back against the wall was truly astounding.
Chapter 494 Join the Cult? A non-stick pan is included!
[Later, when Kazuma finished his bath and was about to change his clothes, he saw the soap and his cult membership application neatly folded in his basket.]
"..." Kazuma held the soap in silence for a moment, then frantically threw it on the ground, startling the cat Mamenosuke standing nearby.
[Just as they returned to the hotel, they saw Aqua burying her face in Wiz's chest and sobbing uncontrollably: "That's too much... I just soaked in the hot spring, I... I didn't do anything wrong!"]
As an undead, Korviz felt a burning pain whenever Aqua's tears touched him, so he had no time to comfort her.
The incident stemmed from Aqua's constitution; upon entering the hot spring, she purified the healing water into ordinary hot water.
"That's why I was kicked out! Why should I be kicked out of the church that reveres me?! Why—"
However, what angered Aqua the most wasn't that, but rather the administrator...
"I apologize for turning the hot spring into hot water! But there's nothing I can do about it... After all, I am the goddess of water, Aqua herself!"
Upon hearing Aqua's admission that she was a goddess, the administrator slightly averted his gaze and let out a sneer: "Heh..."
At this point, Aqua, with tears welling in her eyes again, looked at Kazuma and started crying again: "She's clearly a goddess! I'm clearly a goddess!"
Kazuma stared at the crying Aqua for a moment, then let out the same sneer as the administrator: "Heh..."
Seeing Kazuma's mocking face, Aqua's voice, breaking down, echoed throughout the entire inn.
"Hahaha, the Axis Cult is so ubiquitous, they even leave their soap and application form on people's clothes while they're taking a bath, they're so persistent!"
"That's hilarious! A goddess being kicked out of the church by her own followers—that would be quite an outrageous thing even in the divine realm."
"Kazuma has never even met the administrators, yet he's making the same mocking remarks—obvious mockery! It proves they all agree on what they think of Aqua: she's an idiot..."
Everyone in the other worlds was doubled over with laughter. After all, Aqua was really too clever. Not only did she purify the hot spring, but she was also driven out by her own followers.
The most outrageous thing is the act of revealing your goddess identity. Don't you look at yourself and that goddess statue in the center of town, which looks like a fraud? How do you resemble her?
Who would believe that if I told them? If I didn't get beaten up for saying that in front of fanatics, I'd be considered to be showing kindness to mentally challenged children.
No wonder ID photos are always taken without makeup; this is the consequence of excessive beautification!
Academy City World
"Hahaha, she actually managed to be kicked out by her own followers." Kuroko wiped away the tears of laughter from the corner of her eye. Aqua had repeatedly redefined her understanding of the goddess.
What's being refreshed isn't the upper limit, but the lower limit of what a goddess should be. How should I put it? It's adorably silly.
Misaka Mikoto finally understood Kazuma's feelings; she was truly helpless: "Sigh... it's not their fault you were kicked out."
As everyone knows, Aqua has two major frustrating passive abilities: one is her ability to automatically attract undead monsters, and the other is her ability to automatically purify herself when exposed to water.
Purifying someone else's therapeutic hot spring into hot water is like taking away their precious heritage.
Labyrinth Diner World
While Marcus was somewhat surprised that Aqua hadn't been hit, something else intrigued her even more: "Even though the hot spring was purified, it must have become holy water, right?"
No matter how stupid Aqua is, she can't ignore the fact that she's a goddess!
Leos thought for a moment and felt it was unlikely: "Probably not. Didn't Aqua once purify a lake while tied in a cage? It couldn't be called holy water, could it?"
Marlucil thought about it and realized that Leos made a lot of sense. If it could simply become holy water like that, it would be too much of a blow to demons. Who could withstand a whole lake of holy water?
The next morning, poor Wiz was held and cried all night by Aqua. Her tears of grievance almost purified her, leaving her to continue resting in the hotel.
[Kazuma and Megumin went outside and sat under a tree, enjoying desserts together while marveling at the beautiful scenery and delicious food: "The scenery is so beautiful, and the food is so good... The only problem is the people."]
[As soon as they finished speaking, an older woman with a "wise" look in her eyes darted to their side: "Oh my, what a beautiful day! Is this also a blessing from Lady Aqua?!"]
"Let's put that aside for now, this pan is non-stick! If you join the cult now, you're guaranteed to get one!"
The two turned and ran in fright, but they had only taken a few steps when they were spotted by two more believers. One of the girls took out a bar of soap and handed it to Kazuma: "Taking a walk? Little brother, would you like some soap?"
Another burly man pulled out a towel: "Little sister, here, this is for you. Everyone who joins the cult now gets one."
[In no time, the applications they received filled an entire trash can. Huihui was completely dumbfounded, leaning against the railing and muttering repeatedly, "Soap...you can drink it, right..."]
"Haha, this city is really terrifying. This old lady is here again. I'm afraid she'll say something like, 'This pot is edible too.'"
"Wow, there's a cult membership application every three steps... They give you everything, making me feel like I'll never have to worry about food or drink after joining the cult."
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No wonder people avoid the Church of Axis like the plague. Even Megumin, a girl whose mind is filled with nothing but explosion magic, was driven to the brink of collapse and even started having thoughts like "soap can be drunk."
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Rin Tohsaka was laughing so hard her mouth was cramping. They really would use any means necessary to recruit people into their cult! But there was one problem…
"Who would join the Axis Cult for a nonstick pan, towels, soap, or any other weird items?!"
Ilya quietly added, "It's not ordinary soap, it's edible soap..."
Rin paused for a moment: "Uh, is there a difference?"
Ilya nodded with absolute certainty: "Yes, there is. This could drive Megumin crazy." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
It's outrageous. The application forms they received filled the trash can. You can imagine how much mental torture Kazuma and the others suffered from the Axis cult in such a short time.
Jobless Reincarnation World
"The soap smells so good, it must taste good too..." Rudy stared blankly at the soap in front of him, after all, the nose shouldn't lie.
Just as Rudy picked up the soap to put it in his mouth, he suddenly slapped himself, still somewhat terrified: "This is horrible! Ah, the cult of Kusis, so horrible!!"
He had a strange urge to taste the soap when he was looking at it. When did he get brainwashed?
The Axis religion is terrifying; it can even reduce intelligence. This city is hell!
At the same time, Kazuma also saw Hans standing by the river, but Hans seemed a little off.
At this moment, Hans was carrying two bags filled with application forms; even his clothes and trousers were stuffed full. He seemed to be muttering something to himself.
"I don't have that much stuff to wash! Soap, dish soap, soap, dish soap..."
"How could I possibly drink that?!" Hans threw the application form into the river, looking utterly devastated. "Just disappear completely!"
At this moment, Hans also noticed Kazuma, and their eyes met. Kazuma could only offer an awkward smile.
Just then, Kazuma saw Wiz running over: "Wiz, are you alright?"
Wiz smiled slightly: "For a brief moment, I even saw my old adventurer teammates on the other side of the river, anxiously shouting not to come this way. Thankfully, it's all over now."
Just as Kazuma was about to ask Wiz if he knew Hans, the latter had already discovered Wiz's identity and left.
"Haha, compared to this, it's actually not so bad. After all, Hans's two big bags of application forms haven't been spared yet; they've all been stuffed into his collar."
"Damn it, another one's gone mad! And it's a Demon King's army officer, the first time I've ever seen anything that could drive the Demon King's army insane, it's outrageous!"
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Poor Wiz, he cried all night while being held by Aqua, and was almost purified by Aqua again. It was the familiar Sanzu River again. He can be said to be someone who walks on the edge of life and death.
It seems the Headless Horseman's prestige is still rising; he managed to withstand several purification spells.
What really made everyone tense was that Hans had completely baffled the Axis cult.
This city of water and hot springs is truly not a place for humans to stay, it's insane! I wouldn't recommend it for people with weak minds, because you'll really go crazy.
Rimuru: The World of Slimes
Seeing Hans starting to get a little crazy, Lilum was speechless: "I'm starting to feel sorry for this Demon Lord's army officer..."
Although the other party is a cadre of the Demon King's army, it seems that he just came to take a vacation, soaked in a hot spring and did not cause any trouble. Look at how he has driven people to this state.
The headless horseman was like that before, and Hans is like that now; for a moment, I almost couldn't tell who the villain was.
Thinking about it this way, it seems like the Demon King's army officers are all quite pitiful; they're all being tortured to the point of madness.
Chapter 495 I am the Goddess of Water, don't believe me? Pay me 50!
"Defeat the Demon King! Slay the Demon King!"
Just then, Aqua's voice came from not far away. Kazuma and the others went closer to see what was happening and found that Aqua was giving a speech.
She claims that a demon army is wreaking havoc in the town, and that she has confirmed that many hot springs have been poisoned!
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