“What…” Aqua’s expression stiffened.
"Also, because she proudly said she had gotten a bottle of good wine, I secretly tasted it!"
"It tasted even better than I expected. I accidentally finished it all, and since she doesn't really know how to appreciate flavors, I secretly swapped it for a cheaper one."
Aqua's pupils dilated instantly, and a hint of panic visibly appeared on her face: "Hey, Kazuma, what are you talking about?!"
Kazuma ignored Aqua and continued in a low voice, "Because that priest keeps causing trouble, before coming to this town, I posted a recruitment notice for Eris priest companions on the guild's bulletin board!"
Aqua completely lost her composure, pushed aside the central barrier, grabbed Kazuma, and cried out, "You traitor!!"
Thankfully, what happened just now was a joke; everything except the last thing was true!
"Hahaha, it was Kazuma who was repenting, but it was Aqua who broke down. Did you get too cocky, Aqua, or did Kazuma lose his grip on the sword?"
"This is hilarious! When masters clash, they expose each other. Aqua, you should stop. You can't beat him! Kazuma's level is too high."
It's practically killing someone by destroying their spirit, its main focus is on sincere repentance, and it truly lives up to its reputation as Aqua's special Noble Phantasm, breaking this stupid goddess's defenses with just the first move.
OVERLORD World
"Speaking of which... just how much does this idiot goddess love alcohol? She might as well be called the Goddess of Alcohol." Even Ainz Ooal Gown was stunned. This is just an old man in goddess skin.
Furthermore, if I remember correctly, any liquid Aqua touches will be purified, just like how Kazuma's black tea was transformed into hot water...
What's the point of her collecting all those expensive wines? They taste like pure water.
"So Kazuma traded his cheap wine for her expensive one, and that idiot Aqua probably didn't even notice..."
Then another penitent arrived. Although he had long been a believer in the goddess Aqua, but...
"The full breasts in the portraits of Eris, those things have been bewitching me! They are the breasts of a demon. Please forgive me for being seduced by other goddesses."
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With an extremely serious expression, Aqua said gently in a very solemn and earnest tone, "Rest assured, God will forgive everything."
"The doctrine of the Axis religion allows everything, whether it's a lolicon, an otaku, or a fan of kemonomimi girls. Except for the undead and demons, as long as there is love and it doesn't break the law, everyone is forgiven!"
The penitent man was immediately moved to tears, and even his voice trembled.
[Aqua pressed her advantage, telling the old man a sacred incantation to prevent him from being bewitched by demons: "Eris's breasts are padded... If you are ever bewitched again, remember this."]
The uncle, upon learning the incantation, instantly regained his senses, thanked the incantation, and left. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
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Kazuma, who witnessed the whole thing, was dumbfounded: "How can you, as a goddess, belittle your own junior goddess?!"
Aqua turned to Kazuma: "For a god, the number of followers and their faith are extremely important! They directly translate into divine power."
"Although I have few followers, their faith is extremely strong! I am willing to do anything to protect those lovely followers."
"If the sculpture of Aqua is a fraud, then the goddess Eris seems to be about the same, equally fraudulent."
"The doctrines of the Axis... Oh no, I've become an Axis follower. I know I've been deceived, but I still want to join the religion."
Good heavens, how could you even say that the goddess Eris has padded breasts? Aqua, how utterly despicable are you?! This is definitely bullying, bullying from the realm of the gods.
As for the adorable believers... the people from other worlds were speechless upon hearing this. You call the Axis Cult, which has even driven the Demon King's army to their knees, adorable?
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"Faith can be directly transformed into divine power..." Ishtar was somewhat stunned: "So, the faith of a city has a stronger divine power than the faith of a nation?"
The Cult of Eris is, after all, the state religion. How could Aqua be so powerful just because of the faith of this city?
The Wise King looked at Ishtar with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot: "Are you stupid? If she is the goddess of water, then theoretically she should have no shortage of believers."
Merlin nodded in agreement: "In this world, although there are few followers of Aqua, they are all saints! This is the city of saints."
Kazuma had already experienced the city's faith firsthand while shopping; basically, everyone who wanted to join the Aqua Cult was a fanatic.
The number of believers is small, but their purity is extremely high; they are all a bunch of lunatics. How could their faith not be strong?
Chapter 493 A True Judge of Character! The King of the Grotesque World.
When everyone returned to the inn, Wiz had already finished soaking in the hot spring and was sitting in the living room. Kazuma then remembered that the purpose of their trip was to experience mixed-gender bathing!
[But at this moment, Huihui hadn't yet emerged from the shadows; her entire body was still trembling: "The Axis cultists, how terrifying."]
Darkness was still savoring the pleasure of being discriminated against, so Kazuma had to go take a bath alone.
[The scene shifts to a mixed-gender bathing area... Inside, two people seem to be talking about something, and the screen thoughtfully labels them as "Demon King's Army Officers"...]
[Wobak, soaking in the hot spring, looked up at Hans and said, "You look tired!"]
Exhausted, Hans said, "This is the Demon Realm..."
"It seems like a lot has happened," Warbak said blankly, then looked ahead. "Speaking of which... that person keeps staring at me."
Following Wobak's gaze, she saw Kazuma, who was soaking at the other end of the hot spring, staring at her without blinking: "Um... it's a little embarrassing that you keep staring at me like that."
"Don't mind me." Kazuma, without batting an eye, continued to stare intently at Warbak.
"Yes...yes...it's a mixed bath after all!" Woba's expression turned tearful; unable to bear Kazuma's gaze any longer, she could only get up and leave.
Seeing this, Kazuma exclaimed, "Hmph, what a shy older sister!"
"Hahaha, Kazuma truly lives up to his reputation as the king of the parody world. Even after being enlightened, he can still stare at people with such righteous indignation."
"Two Demon King's Army officers have arrived?! Is one Demon King's Army officer no longer enough for you?"
Kazuma's line, "Don't worry about me," is absolutely brilliant! I couldn't find a single flaw in it, not even a blink of an eye.
Good heavens, if the screen hadn't indicated that Hans was a member of the Demon King's army, no one would have believed that this man, who was being tortured to the point of madness, was actually a member of the Demon King's army.
What could have happened to make a cadre from the Demon King's army say that this is the real Demon Realm? Poor Hans, he probably suffered a lot of persecution from the Axis Cult.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Thank you very much, General Kazuma!" Akihisa wiped away the blood from his nose without making a sound. Seeing these perks made his life worthwhile.
As for why he didn't make a sound? Because his intuition told him that the place was filled with murderous intent, and if he made even the slightest move, he would end up like Yuuji!
"My eyes—! My eyes!" Yuuji covered his eyes with his hands, letting out cries of pain. This was his fate.
Shoko, the one who started it all, withdrew her right hand expressionlessly and said coldly, "There are too many things here that Yuuji cannot see."
The most dedicated photographer, a silent pervert, had already collapsed and died, his nose bleeding profusely.
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Natsuki Subaru looked at Kazuma with admiration. As expected of the top figure in the world of sadomasochism, even the Demon King's military officers couldn't stand his gaze.
"I really wonder how he can do it so openly without feeling embarrassed."
Even Hans, the Demon King's army officer standing next to him, was shocked! He was terrifyingly self-righteous.
If it were just stealing a few glances, that would be understandable, since normal boys would do that... But to be caught in the act and still stare intently is just unbelievable.
Any normal person would feel embarrassed or shy and turn their head away. Besides, you're so timid at home, how come you're so tough here!
At this moment, Hans was also preparing to leave, but he seemed to be troubled by something, muttering to himself as he held the soap.
"Honestly! I give you a little face, and you try to persuade people to join a religion or organization, spouting all sorts of nonsense. It's outrageous!"
Hans grew increasingly angry as he spoke, and in a fit of rage, he threw the soap he was holding to the ground.
Kazuma stared in disbelief at the crazed Hans: "That guy seems to be quite devastated too!"
Looking at this strange old man, Kazuma decided it was best not to get involved with him, so he went to get a back scrub. He had never enjoyed himself so much since coming to this other world.
"This soap lathers a lot, doesn't it?"
"Yes...yes!" Kazuma answered, turning his head to look behind him, his pupils suddenly shrinking.
"This soap can cure any abnormal condition, and it's... edible! It's very sacred; you can get it just by joining the church, and it's free!"
Meanwhile, Hans, on the other side, also couldn't escape the missionary's harassment, repeatedly waving his hands in refusal: "Don't try to fool me with sweet talk about points!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious! The omnipresent Axis cult—think you can relax? Forget it!"
"Look how far they've driven a Demon King's military officer. This isn't just a complete breakdown; he's almost driven to despair."
Everyone seemed to see the Headless Horseman in Hans. At least the Headless Horseman was only harassed by Megumin once a day... This Hans was in a worse state; he was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Emiya Shirou's face darkened: "This routine is really endless. Even taking a relaxing bath can't escape their proselytizing!"
Why are you everywhere? You've even come up with this points system. How many more tricks does the Axis Cult have up its sleeve?
Ilya was utterly speechless: "What's most terrifying is that they seem to have an inexplicable obsession with the idea that soap is edible!"
Even if I knew that soap was edible, I still couldn't bring myself to eat it. It would make me feel physically uncomfortable. Who would have an appetite for a bar of soap?
But the fact that they consider this an advantage for joining the religion is quite perplexing. ... (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
After finishing his bath, Kazuma ran back to the mixed-gender bathhouse and heard Megumin and Darkness's voices coming from the next stall.
Meanwhile, Megumin and Darkness were talking about Kazuma: "Although he's a coward and always backs down when it matters, if he has a legitimate reason, he'll definitely go into the mixed bath with dignity."
[So Megumin shouted towards the other side: "Kazuma, you're over there, right? You must be pressing your ear to the wall, imagining where Darkness washes first, and panting heavily, aren't you?"]
[In fact, Megumin's guess was quite accurate, but no matter how much they called out, Kazuma remained silent, leading Darkness to believe she had guessed wrong.]
"Although he's not very frank, he's a good person, that's for sure."
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