"Why do you have to use a question too!" Marusil retorted, her eyes looking somewhat vacant. "I'm sorry, I was wrong! I shouldn't have believed that there were normal people in that other world."
Especially in the stronghold of the Axis religion, which believes in Aqua, after all, those who can be tricked into joining the religion are all fools, how normal can they be?
On their way back to the hotel, the two saw a little girl, about 10 years old, trip over a stone and fall in front of them.
"Are you alright!" Kazuma and Darkness quickly helped the little girl up, gently wiping her wounds with a handkerchief. "It's just a scratch!"
Despite the pain, the little girl bravely smiled and said, "Thank you, big brothers and big sisters!"
Seeing the little girl's innocent smile, my heart was instantly healed. I never imagined that in this town rife with bizarre cults, there would still be such a flower-like girl.
"I'm alright now, thank you! Kind big brother, please tell me your name."
Looking at that innocent smile, Kazuma replied gently, "My name is Kazuma, Sato Kazuma! And this scary older sister next to me is Darkness."
"In this city full of routines, only children can have such innocent smiles, remaining pure and untainted by the mud."
“A normal person…this is a normal child! I never thought I would be so excited to see a normal child.”
Looking at the little girl's innocent smile, everyone from other worlds seemed to be healed. Indeed, children are the treasures of the world!
I never expected to see such a pure and lovely smile in this morbid, alien world.
Like a lotus flower born in a muddy pile, rising from the mud unsullied! It's a miracle they weren't tricked into joining the Axis sect!
"Haha!" After hearing Kazuma's rather amusing introduction, the little girl and Kazuma exchanged a smile, their interaction appearing remarkably harmonious.
"How does Kazuma Sato write it? Can someone show me, big brother?" The little girl innocently handed Kazuma a piece of paper and a pen.
“Okay, my name is…” Kazuma smiled and took the paper and pen. Just as he was about to write his name, he looked closely and saw the words written on the paper: “Application for Joining the Axis Cult!”
Looking at the little girl's innocent face, Kazuma felt beads of sweat rolling down his face, and his hand holding the pen trembled. Then, he suddenly tore the paper in half: "What the hell are you going to write?!"
"It was terrifying! I couldn't even withstand this final hurdle, and I almost joined the cult."
"A trick...it's all a trick! Who would have thought that a little girl would use her own advantages to trick you into joining her cult with her innocent face!"
Hahahaha...This is hilarious! Everyone said they could laugh all day long; it's just too much. This little girl's move is probably the strongest tactic they've ever seen.
There are hardly any normal people in this city. Even a passing dog might bark at you. Don't get me wrong... it's not insulting you! It just wants to recruit you into the religion!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Ugh...it's impossible to guard against!" Shirou Emiya couldn't help but cover his face with his hands. Clearly, if it had been him, he would have fallen for it 100%! After all, who would think that a little girl could have any bad intentions?
Ilya was stunned: "I was wrong. I actually thought she was an innocent little girl. That was my biggest mistake..."
This city is truly terrifying; every step is a trap. Although Aqua is mentally challenged, these believers are far smarter than their goddess!
Even little girls are not simple; they can easily fall into your trap if you relax even slightly. What methods wouldn't they think of to trick people into joining their cult!
"Hahaha...ha...I can't take it anymore!" Only Rin Tohsaka was still laughing, or rather, she never stopped laughing.
I thought I had already seen all the tricks of the Axis Cult, but I didn't expect there to be something even more powerful. Such a deep scheme, who can withstand it!
Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero
Natsuki Subaru swallowed hard in fear: "Such young children are already proselytizing, damn it!!!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Kazuma, your other world is terrifying, so insidious... Hidden beneath that innocent face is hell!
It's still a trap, still a scam! Is this city really not made up of some large-scale fraud ring? They just went shopping and encountered five different scams!
Emilia subconsciously took a step back, her expression showing some emotion: "The Axis Cult is truly terrifying."
It's terrifying...so terrifying that someone so young, who can barely read, can come and trick people into joining a religion!
Academy City World
"In this city, you can't even trust a brick!" Looking at Kazuma, who had almost been tricked, Misaki Shokuhou patted her enormous heart with lingering fear.
Those bricks must be veteran actors; I can't imagine how many people this trick has fooled!
This city is full of Oscar-winning actors, who debut at a young age and reach their peak! Angelic faces, devilish hearts... You can really fall for them when you're caught off guard!
The Axis religion is a very niche religion outside of this town, but its presence is quite significant!
Some even say that if you encounter robbers while traveling, simply claiming to be an Axis will scare them away!
Even the Demon King's army was unwilling to approach the Axis cultists... but Kazuma, having reached his limit, stormed into the headquarters of the Axis cult.
"Hey! The person in charge, come out here, I'm going to teach him a lesson!"
Inside the church, a female parishioner approached Kazuma, the distance between them growing closer: "Excuse me, what brings you here? Are you here to join the church? Or to be baptized? Or... do you want me?"
Looking at the face so close to hers and hearing those suggestive words, Kazuma felt a little shy: "I...I mean..."
Looking at the shy Kazuma, the female follower laughed mischievously: "I was just joking, why did you take it seriously? Are you out of your mind?"
Kazuma instinctively clenched his fists, trying hard to control his impulse. What should he do? He really wanted to punch her!
Kazuma was practically driven mad by these idiots of the Axis Cult. He had come here to confront the archbishop, but found no one there.
"Have any magicians or high priests been here?"
"Ah, those two..." The female follower pointed to a corner where Huihui was trembling, clutching her scepter, nearly driven mad.
"By the way, your companion over there is being pelted with stones by the children." The female cultist pointed to Darkness in the courtyard, who, because she was a follower of Eris, was being bullied by the children.
Kazuma could only pretend to yell and rush forward to chase away the children...
[Darkness blushed and praised, "The women and children here are wonderful in every sense!"]
"Put that Eris amulet away! You wore it around your neck on purpose, didn't you?"
"I refuse!" Darkness refused without even thinking.
"Hahaha, she just came up and messed with Kazuma right away. As expected of a female follower of the Goddess of Scum, she's as scum as ever."
"The Axis Cult, whose very name intimidates even the Demon King's army from getting close... in a sense, it's truly formidable!"
One person is not a big deal, but a gang is terrifying. If an entire city is like this, that's hell!
This city is undoubtedly hell. Look how scared Huihui is! She can only hide in a corner and shut herself off.
As for Darkness being bullied by children? Everyone was already used to it; this freak continued her consistent performance as always.
Bless the World
"Don't worry, Huihui! We will never go to that mentally challenged city again."
Seeing that Megumin's face was pale, Kazuma thought she was frightened, so he patted her on the shoulder and gently comforted her.
Megumin gave a somewhat stiff smile: "Really... then thank you so much, Kazuma!"
She was somewhat devastated. What goes around comes around; no one escapes the wrath of Heaven. She had brought this upon herself.
These techniques were all taught to them on their first visit, and now they're using them on themselves! You could say they're all apprentices I trained…
But if you dig your own hole, and you fall in, even if you die, you can only die in it! You absolutely cannot let anyone know that I taught you to do it.
Chapter 492 He Zhen's "Confession" and his manipulation of Aqua.
[In the end, Kazuma also found Aqua in the confessional at the church. He never expected that this mentally challenged goddess would be acting as a priest there, pretending not to recognize her.]
“Hey! You’re the high priest worshipped by everyone in this town, right? Just give the believers some instructions and the problem will be solved! Make those guys think twice!”
Seeing Aqua completely engrossed in her role, Kazuma was utterly speechless and unimpressed. Instead of properly managing her followers, she was playing a role-playing game here.
Aqua paused for a moment, then pretended not to hear and continued, "It seems you have nothing left to repent. Then I'll continue waiting for the next lost sheep... Alright, you can leave now."
Kazuma was bewildered. Why couldn't Aqua understand human speech? "Hey, what are you saying! I told you to get out of your room!"
[Aqua dropped the pretense, abandoning her carefully maintained goddess persona, and started acting childish, trying to shoo people away: "Get out of here right now! People who have finished their repentance should get out! Humph!"]
Kazuma sat back down in his chair, adopting the same posture as Commander Ikari, and lowered his voice to feign deep remorse.
"Actually... I have something I want to say!"
Aqua suddenly became overjoyed: "Let me hear it, let me hear it! Tell me your sins and repent sincerely!"
"Is it that you're interested in the Crusader's dirty clothes? Or that you want to bury your nose in the mage's black hair and smell it? Or that you have inappropriate thoughts about the beautiful and noble priestess?"
"Hehe, after being tortured by the routines of the Axis Cult, I suddenly realized that this stupid goddess is actually quite normal."
"Tsk tsk, I feel so tired for Kazuma. None of his teammates are easy to deal with. One is withdrawn, another is acting crazy, and then there's this silly goddess throwing a tantrum in front of him."
Although this goddess is a bit of a jerk and easily influenced by her surroundings, she's really easy to coax and becomes happy again in no time.
Just by looking at Kazuma's deep expression, everyone immediately knew that this eccentric hero was about to show off his skills! When it comes to managing teammates, no one is better than him.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Hey, hey, this idiot goddess seems to have said something incredible!" Akihisa's eyes sharpened instantly, wanting nothing more than to hear the details.
Sugawa Ryo, the leader of the FFF group, was immediately moved to tears. Despite having three beautiful girls around him, he was interested in the Crusader's dirty clothes... What a perverted act!
"General!!" The members shouted excitedly. They all agreed that such an abstract and genuine person was simply a role model for men.
Watching Akihisa seamlessly blend into the shouting and cheering, Hideyoshi sighed: "The key question is, how does Aqua know all this so clearly?"
Even though they don't sleep in the same stable anymore, Kazuma knows all about all his messy affairs, but there are some things that are better left unsaid!
Knowing this is one thing, but daring to say it out loud now, aren't you afraid of getting beaten up? Truly a foolish goddess.
After hearing Aqua recount all that nonsense, Kazuma wanted nothing more than to punch this idiot, but he had no choice but to play along and confess his sins to Aqua.
"I accidentally broke my priest partner's most important, specially used cup at banquets."
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