"That's right. The Demon King is afraid of you Axis followers, not because I'm resentful that I can't enjoy the hot springs, or because I tricked you into not being able to enjoy them either."
Hearing this, one of the onlookers suddenly asked, somewhat puzzled, "But I just finished soaking in that hot spring, and nothing happened!"
Aqua spread her arms wide, beaming with pride: "That's because I've purified all the poison from the hot springs."
A burly man in the crowd seemed to recognize Aqua and quickly pointed at her: "That's the woman! She turned all the town's hot springs into ordinary hot water, deliberately causing trouble for everyone."
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately began to doubt Aqua's identity and began to criticize her.
"When everyone grabbed her, I found it strange; were you trying to deceive us?"
"This is a new scam, isn't it? What are you up to? We're working so hard to make the world a better place!"
Looking at the restless crowd, Aqua was almost in tears: "No, there really is a reason for this!"
"The Demon King's army is indeed frightened. In fact, the whole world is afraid of you! With your pyramid scheme capabilities, who wouldn't be scared?"
"Hahaha, as expected of you, the epitome of wisdom! You're really revealing yourself, even your innermost thoughts are out there. You're just not satisfied."
Good heavens! You purified all the hot springs and then publicly revealed it... Seriously, you might become the first god to be killed by your own followers.
Everyone looked at Aqua with admiration. As expected of a goddess, she easily accomplished what ordinary people could not.
They had never seen anyone give a speech who would be so foolish as to attract hatred towards themselves.
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"A new scam..." Yuuji froze on the spot upon seeing this: "What scam could be newer than your Axis Cult?"
Oh no, I think I was a little sleepy just now! He actually saw this group of scammers saying that Aqua, that idiot goddess, is using a new scam?
"How is this any different from that idiot emperor Akihisa calling everyone else an idiot..."
Akihisa, who was being used as an example by Yuuji, still didn't understand what was meant and pointed at himself with a blank expression: "Me??"
Seeing Akihisa's bewildered expression, Yuuji patted the latter on the shoulder, then changed his style back to hand-drawn: "Akihisa, to be honest, the Axis religion is very suitable for you."
Azure Sea World
"Speaking of which, we're the diving club, so should we pay our respects to Aqua from time to time? After all, she's a real water goddess."
Looking at Aqua on the screen, Yoshihara Airai happily began asking Iori and the others for their opinions.
As soon as the question was asked, everyone who was playing baseball fell silent. Although worshipping Aqua might bring peace, it was highly likely to lower one's intelligence!
Everyone's debating whether intelligence or safety is more important. Damn it... why isn't there a way to have the best of both worlds?!
After exchanging glances, Iori and Kohei nodded in perfect unison and said, "This is clearly a drinking club! If you don't believe me, then drink this cup of oolong tea."
As they spoke, they handed the oolong tea made of vodka and whiskey to Yoshihara Airai. Clearly, they had made their decision... IQ really is more important!
Now Aqua was being treated like a criminal, so she quickly turned to Darkness for help: "You've been standing there since earlier, please say something for me."
"As agreed, the Axis Cult is in your hands now! Hurry up and tell me, don't be shy, hurry up!"
Aqua looked at Darkness with shining eyes, but Darkness was also embarrassed for Aqua, blushing and lowering her head, too ashamed to face anyone, her voice barely audible.
The onlookers couldn't hear her at all, and seeing that another disturbance was about to break out, Aqua had no choice but to reveal her true identity.
"My name is Aqua, that's right! I am the one you all revere, the goddess of water, Aqua!"
Upon hearing Aqua's declaration of herself as a goddess, the scene fell silent instantly, as if everyone was stunned by the news, staring blankly at her.
【Then……】
"What a joke! Even if you have blue hair and blue eyes, you can't call yourself Lady Aqua. You'll be punished!"
"Wrap it in a straw mat and throw it into the water. Since you're the water goddess Aqua, it's alright to throw it in the water, right?"
"I bet you're here to destroy this hot spring town, a subordinate of the Demon King's army!"
Even the little girl who was initially both genuine and deceptive shouted at Aqua, "Liar—!!"
Upon hearing what the onlookers were saying, Aqua's face visibly stiffened, her pupils trembled, and large beads of sweat rolled down her face.
"I'm serious, I really am a goddess!!"
"Is Aqua trying to make me laugh to death? What's the difference between this and shouting in the square that I am the Jade Emperor and that I can make you a god for 50? Only a fool would believe that."
As the saying goes, "children with intellectual disabilities bring a lot of joy," and Aqua truly lives up to her reputation as a walking source of laughter, making everyone from other worlds laugh.
In this place filled with her fanatical followers, not a single one could recognize her identity, which was ridiculous...
Even after revealing her identity, the goddess was treated as a fraud by her own followers and was almost wrapped in a straw mat and thrown into the water by them! This is truly unprecedented.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"..." Looking at Aqua, who was being treated as a fraud, Dr. Roman and the others were speechless for a moment. What a pitiful goddess.
Leonardo da Vinci remarked, "Honestly, what kind of image does the goddess of water actually have in their minds?"
I don't know what to say about these believers. They are a group of fanatical believers who would even convert a dog on the street, yet they don't even recognize the goddess they worship.
Dr. Roman hesitated for a moment and said, "Could it be that she is gentle and considerate, responsible, and has a sacred appearance?"
As he said this, he silently glanced at Aqua... Very well, she doesn't fit any of those descriptions.
If these believers knew that the goddess they had been worshipping was actually Aqua, who looked a bit silly but wasn't actually very smart, they would probably all have their faith shattered on the spot.
"Now look what's happened, the residents have assumed we're part of the Demon King's army!" Fujimaru Ritsuka thought to herself, "Like gods, like believers."
Academy City World
Shirai Kuroko exclaimed in amazement, "Aqua is unbeatable! She even managed to make that pervert Darkness blush!"
Darkness, who could fall ill in public without ever feeling ashamed, was actually embarrassed here, and didn't even dare to lift her head.
Mikoto covered her face with her hands: "Honestly... I still don't understand what makes Darkness shy?"
On the way here, he was acting like a masochist, but he still managed to show pleasure and excitement even in the places where he should have felt most ashamed!
Why am I suddenly feeling shy in this somewhat normal setting... Sigh, I really don't understand this twisted mind.
[That night, back at the inn, Aqua burst into tears again, sobbing uncontrollably as she lay on the table, wailing, "Waaah... I'm supposed to be the goddess here, this is so unfair!... Why are the worshippers throwing stones at me?!"] (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
"Lady Aqua, please drink this and calm down!" Wiz handed her a cup of tea.
[As a result, he was splashed with Aqua's tears, his body became transparent, and he was almost purified again.]
Aqua stopped crying: "I want to drink."
Just as the group was comforting Aqua, a sudden commotion arose outside the window. Kazuma looked out and was immediately stunned.
The residents had already surrounded the inn with torches, shouting, "Down with the demon! Slay the Demon King!"
[Aqua also leaned closer to the window, looking over with a hint of joy: "It must be the believers who came to find me because they believed what I said!"] (De Wang's) [But as soon as Aqua appeared, she was spotted by the crowd below: "Found her!! That despicable witch who claims to be a goddess... Slay the witch!!"]
"No wonder she's called the Goddess of Water, crying three times a day, Wiz's life is so tough... I admit it."
Everyone stared at Aqua with blank expressions, utterly unable to follow her train of thought. One second she was crying her heart out, the next she suddenly said she wanted to drink…
With your passive ability to purify water, what's the difference between drinking alcohol and tea? They both taste like pure water.
Moreover, isn't it only natural that someone would be stoned for pretending to be the goddess of a group of fanatics during the day?
OVERLORD World
"..." Ainz looked at Wiz, who was almost purified by Aqua's tears, speechless. Why did you, an undead, get so close to the goddess?
The goddess's tears are far more effective than any holy water; isn't this just asking for trouble?
Wiz truly lives up to his reputation as someone who walks the line between life and death every day. Even though he came here for tourism, people would probably think he went on some forbidden adventure!
And they were the most vicious kind, after all, coming to a hot spring resort, they'd almost died countless times already...
P.S.: I'm almost at the movie version now. A bunch of perverted Crimson Demons have turned the Demon King's army into a tourist attraction, haha.
Chapter 496 Top-Tier PUA Master, He Zhen!
[The scene shifts, and the fleeing group, following Aqua's plan, arrives at the source of the hot spring under the cover of night, convinced that the problem lies there.]
[But upon arriving, she discovered that the entrance to the source was also guarded by believers. Even after Aqua revealed her identity as the High Priestess of the Axis Cult, she was still refused entry.]
[Aqua thought for a moment, then came up with another idea: "Devout Axis followers, if you just let us through, this town will be..."]
Two guards suddenly raised their hands to interrupt her: "We are from the Church of Eris!"
Aqua, who had just been putting on airs like a goddess, immediately crumbled and began using her tears: "Why?! Please, let us in! I just want to save this town!"
The two guards were adamant; no meant no, and they even waved them away, signaling them to hurry back.
Seeing that her tears weren't working, Aqua had no choice but to use all her skills to try and bewitch the two guards.
“Wait a minute…you…that feeling…” Aqua suddenly looked at the guard’s face and thought for a moment: “I don’t know why, but he’s kind of handsome!”
The guard seemed a little embarrassed, perhaps because it was the first time he'd been praised.
Seeing that it was working, Aqua immediately added, "Your profile looks like a red dragon, it's so cool!"
Upon hearing this, the previously shy guard suddenly became enraged: "Are you implying that I look like a lizard?!"
“I understand. If you don’t move aside…” Aqua took a deep breath, her voice becoming low.
"...I ran crying into the Axis Church at the back, saying that you Eris people had spoken rudely to me!"
The two guards were clearly on the verge of collapse: "Damn it, this is why the Axis cultists are so difficult to deal with in places like this!"
However, the two recognized Aqua from her blue hair as the prankster who had turned the hot spring into hot water a few days ago! Now, there was no way they would let them pass.
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