Watching Nezha, the story of Nezha's suicide in the Investiture of the Gods brought tears to my

In the distance, the sky above appears to be Taiyi Zhenren drinking wine and riding a pig.

When the Sword Immortal saw the carefree attitude of Master Taiyi, who could both cultivate immortality and drink freely, his eyes lit up. He forgot all about his disciple and turned to admire Master Taiyi immensely.

To others, Taiyi Zhenren was a dissolute and irresponsible person, but to him, he was the best role model!

His eyes widened, his face filled with excitement, and he muttered to himself, "Being able to cultivate immortality and drink alcohol at the same time, this is the realm I yearn for! I'll find a way to learn from the Taiyi Zhenren and enter the Dao through alcohol."

The Sword Immortal found a new pursuit and role model in his heart, and resolved to emulate the True Man Taiyi, to enter the Dao through wine and sword, and to forge his own unique path on the road to immortality.

Looking at the Sword Immortal's infatuated expression, Li Xiaoyao could understand it to some extent.

"Master still loves drinking! But is it really possible to attain enlightenment through alcohol?"

He had never heard of anyone attaining enlightenment through alcohol!

...

[In the mortal realm, in front of a temple for praying for a child.]

[Li Jing and his wife appeared. Lady Yin, heavily pregnant, was eating a sesame seed cake in one hand and a chicken leg in the other, while Li Jing carefully followed behind, supporting her. The two walked into the temple, and the people lining the path all bowed respectfully to them.]

As they reached the threshold, Madam Yin pushed away Li Jing's offer of support, saying, "No need!"

Immediately afterwards, she, heavily pregnant, jumped over the threshold.

Li Jing carefully followed, saying with concern, "Be careful."

[Li Jing prayed devoutly to the gods, then turned to Lady Yin and said, "Madam, why don't you come and pray as well?"]

Madam Yin took a bite of her apple, glared angrily at the statue in front of her, and furiously threw the apple at it: "Bye, bow, bow! I've been praying for three years! If I still can't give birth, I'll smash this dilapidated temple!"

...

Senior brother, oh senior brother, the world of Biyou Immortal Palace.

"We should meet often, once every five hundred years." Yunxiao and Li Changshou were on a date in the lush green grass.

Li Changshou's lips twitched violently after hearing this. Five hundred years! Even the monkeys under the Five Finger Mountain have been released from prison!

Innate beings and acquired beings have completely different concepts of time!

Several female students secretly watched the two of them dating.

Originally, everyone's attention was on Yunxiao and Li Changshou, but with Madam Yin's grand entrance, their attention was instantly drawn to her.

"Wow! This Madam Yin is truly a heroine!" Yunxiao chuckled.

She could be short-tempered at times, and she greatly admired women like Madam Yin.

“This Madam Yin, her temper isn’t much different from my sister’s!” Bixiao grinned and whispered.

“They’re worlds apart. Madam Yin is outright irritable, while my eldest sister is irritable in a gentle way.” Qiongxiao frowned.

...

The world of Benny Chan's version of Investiture of the Gods, the Li family mansion.

Li Jing and the Pipa Spirit were enjoying each other's company in the room, drinking and having fun.

Their blissful time together was shattered when Lady Yin appeared in the sky.

Li Jing put down his wine cup, frowned, and said with a helpless expression, "Look at my wife, she acts without any feminine gentleness, she's so rude, it's really giving me a headache."

As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed, his eyes filled with dissatisfaction and complaints about Madam Yin's behavior.

When the pipa spirit saw Li Jing complaining to Lady Yin like that, her face immediately lit up with a smile:

"Yes, as a woman, one should be gentle and virtuous. Look at Madam Yin, she has no womanly qualities at all, unlike me. I only feel sorry for my brother."

As she spoke, she poured Li Jing a cup of wine.

Li Jing was already completely captivated by the pipa spirit beside him, and hearing the pipa spirit's comparison only fueled his dissatisfaction with Lady Yin.

...

The Legend of Nezha, in the backyard of the Li family mansion.

Lady Yin watched Nezha play quietly.

Li Jing remained as steady as Mount Tai, standing to the side.

"Why is Nezha so unlike either of us?" Li Jing pondered, looking at the naturally active Nezha.

But when Lady Yin appeared in the sky, he instantly understood: "So she's Lady Yin from another world!"

When Madam Yin saw her other self in such a bold and unrestrained state, she was immediately shocked and said in disbelief, "I never knew that I was so fierce in the other world?"

Li Jing gently embraced Madam Yin, his face full of affection, and said, "This is not the same Madam from the same world. Different worlds have different personalities, which is understandable. Although the Madam above the sky has a somewhat unrestrained personality, you are still very gentle."

After listening, Madam Yin nodded thoughtfully, nestled in Li Jing's arms, and her expression gradually softened.

...

[After Lady Yin threw the apple, the drunken Taiyi Zhenren and the flying pig happened to fall from the sky and landed in the temple. The man was on the bottom and the pig was on top, making quite a mess of things.]

Li Jing shielded his wife behind him, watching the suddenly appearing Taiyi Zhenren warily.

[The Taiyi Zhenren (a type of Taoist priest) patted the ground beneath the pig, dusted himself off, and struck a pose as if he were a great master: "I am Taiyi Zhenren of Jinguang Cave, Qianyuan Mountain..."]

Before he could finish speaking, a piece of gravel fell from the sky, hitting him squarely on the head. The already drunken Master Taiyi was stunned and collapsed to the ground.

But in the end, he didn't forget to utter the last word: "...human."

[6] Taiyi's drunkenness leads to disaster! Ji Gong sighs! Zhu Bajie: Love has always left only regrets, and this regret will last forever!

The Taiyi Zhenren of all the heavens and myriad realms covered his face upon seeing this scene!

Then he got so angry that he started cursing!

Taiyi's image was already heavily modified, but I didn't expect him to be so unreliable in his actions!

Such a humiliating scene of being trampled by pigs and pelted with stones is simply not how enlightened immortals like them should behave!

In the novel *Investiture of the Gods*, the immortal Taiyi Zhenren says: "I hereby declare that this is not me, Taiyi Zhenren. None of the Twelve Golden Immortals would be such a disgraceful fellow!"

The Legend of the Lotus Lantern prequel, Taiyi Zhenren: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, you have ruined the reputation of the Twelve Golden Immortals!"

Taiyi Zhenren from "100,000 Cold Jokes": "Oh my god! You fatso, stop embarrassing me! My handsome image is completely ruined! I've become a laughingstock!"

Taiyi Zhenren from the Legend of Nezha: "My lifelong reputation is ruined in an instant! Should I change my Taoist name to avoid embarrassing myself like you!"

But what they didn't know was that this wasn't the most embarrassing part; the most embarrassing part was yet to come!

...

When Lady Yin gave birth, the villagers all came to the Li residence to offer their congratulations.

Shen Gongbao quietly took out two talismans and let them drift away on the wind.

...

Senior brother, oh senior brother, in the world of alchemy room.

Li Changshou's clone is refining elixirs.

The moment Shen Gongbao released the talisman, he seemed to sense something and immediately looked up.

“Talismans, oh, I’m most familiar with this set. It seems Shen Gongbao is just like me, a guy who likes to hide in the back.”

He smiled with satisfaction, and then resumed his alchemy.

...

[Inside the delivery room, Madam Yin was in the throes of labor, screaming, "It hurts so much! Ah!!!"]

[Master Taiyi stood guard outside the delivery room, counting on his fingers: "The time is almost here."]

At this moment, the steward brought over a jar of wine: "Immortal Master, I've heard you enjoy drinking..."

"Hey, don't you even know what time it is? Who has the time to drink now?"

"I've placed the wine jar here for you." The steward put the wine jar next to Taiyi Zhenren and turned to leave.

"Ugh, I'm so busy, I'm so busy. Take it, take it. Hey, hey, are you crazy?"

With no one around, Taiyi Zhenren stared intently at the wine jar, then suddenly revealed a wicked smile: "Oh, just a small sip! You should still drink it!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the wine jar and began to gulp it down.

He stopped halfway through his drink, looked at the wine jar, and said, "Ah, this is great! There's not much point in drinking more, let's keep going."

[Taiyi Zhenren picked up the wine jar again and drank, finally giving a shy smile, letting out a burp, and collapsing to the ground, completely drunk.]

...

The world of Investiture of the Gods, the Xiqi military camp.

When Taiyi Zhenren saw his counterpart in another world so drunk and disorganized, he was so angry that he wanted to slap him.

He kept muttering to himself, "Why drink at such a crucial moment! Do I look like the kind of person who likes to drink?"

He stood with his hands on his hips, his face flushed red, the veins on his forehead throbbing, and his eyes filled with anger and anxiety.

Everyone around him remained silent, afraid of offending him.

Only those few Golden Immortal fellow disciples dared to make such a brazen joke.