"Master Taiyi, it's clear you really love drinking!" the Antarctic Immortal chuckled.
"Don't let drinking ruin things!" Guang Chengzi shook his whisk, his face full of smiles.
...
A world of Pigsy (Zhu Bajie) fell from the sky.
Pigsy finally returned to the Heavenly Palace and wanted to explain that he was Marshal Tianpeng, but because he was a pig, the Jade Emperor and the immortals did not believe him. After being ridiculed, he was expelled from the Lingxiao Palace.
Pigsy returned to the Marshal's Mansion dejectedly.
Unexpectedly, his marshal's mansion had been occupied by his former deputy marshal, Fodi.
"It's all your fault! If you hadn't encouraged me to drink and save Chang'e, which would have caused me to offend the Jade Emperor, I would never have been reborn as a pig in the mortal realm!"
Pigsy was furious the moment he saw Fudi.
However, when Fudi saw Zhu Bajie's current pig form, he couldn't help but burst into laughter:
"You're Tianpeng! You've turned into a pig!"
"I didn't make you drink; you were just drowning your sorrows in alcohol!"
Fudi raised his head, then looked at the drunken Taiyi Zhenren in the sky: "Hehe, you're all cut from the same cloth, fat and big-eared, and you're all drunk and making mistakes, so don't blame me!"
Tianpeng clenched his fists, wishing he could give Fudi a good beating.
...
The TVB version of Journey to the West: The Mortal World.
After enduring a thousand-year-long love tribulation, Zhu Bajie was saved by Guanyin, who restored his memories, allowing him to recall his thousand-year-long love tribulation.
Pigsy recalled his past tragic experiences.
Countless times of unrequited love, death because of love, and unbearable pain.
All of this stems from his initial drunken mistake of flirting with Chang'e, which led to his banishment to the mortal realm and his thousand-year-long love tribulations.
Looking at the drunken and disastrous Taiyi Zhenren in the sky, Pigsy seemed to see his former self reflected in him.
"Drinking leads to trouble. If I hadn't been drinking back then, how could I have possibly flirted with Chang'e!"
"Since ancient times, those who are deeply in love have only been left with regrets, and this regret will last forever!"
Tears of regret streamed down Pigsy's face.
With a wave of her willow branch, Guanyin restored Zhu Bajie's magical powers: "It seems you have deeply realized your mistakes. From now on, you will live in seclusion in the mountains and forests, waiting for a pilgrim to come and follow him to the Western Paradise to retrieve the scriptures."
After saying this, Guanyin disappeared and left.
...
"This dosage is enough for you to sleep for three days." The butler tiptoed out, attempting to take the seven-colored lotus that sealed the spirit pearl, but he couldn't budge it an inch.
Shen Gongbao was furious upon seeing this: "Damn it! The Heavenly Venerable has cast a spell; only Taiyi can... can lift it!"
As the delivery time drew ever closer, Lady Yin howled in agony, while Li Jing waited anxiously outside the door.
"Lord Li, is the immortal master not yet performing his ritual?" the midwife asked, opening the door.
Li Jing hurriedly found Taiyi Zhenren: "Immortal Master, has the time come?"
At this moment, the steward was trying to wake up Master Taiyi: "The Immortal Master is drunk; I want to wake him up."
"Drunk?" Li Jing was dumbfounded.
"Just get the wine out," the butler said, punching Taiyi Zhenren in the stomach repeatedly.
"How can this be? It's extremely impolite, unseemly, and utterly disrespectful!" Li Jing stopped the steward's fist.
"My lord, the lady can't hold on any longer," the midwife urged again.
Li Jing's expression immediately changed: "Let me do it! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight! I'll fight!"
Li Jing's fists were so fast they left afterimages, and the final punch was incredibly powerful, cracking the tree trunk that Taiyi Zhenren was leaning against!
"Ugh—!" Master Taiyi spat out a mouthful of wine, then sobered up, stretched, and said, "I think I just had a nightmare."
...
The world of Journey to the West, the Heavenly Court.
All the immortals pointed at Li Jing and laughed.
"Your Majesty, you're being hypocritical. You say it's uncivilized, but then you beat him even more fiercely than the butler!"
"The Heavenly King is also a good husband who loves his wife!"
"Taiyi Zhenren was beaten so badly!"
"No wonder Master Taiyi got beaten; he was drunk and made a mistake, he deserved it!"
The immortals burst into laughter.
Holding the pagoda, Li Jing declared with righteous indignation: "I am a military general, what do I have to fear about dishonoring civility?"
[7] Mu Da Mu Da Mu! Li Jing unleashes his ultimate move! The Demon Orb Nezha descends! Tai Er Zhenren: What happened to the Spirit Orb?!
The Li family mansion in the world of Investiture of the Gods.
Nezha reconstructed his physical body and, wielding his Fire-Tipped Spear, came to settle scores with Li Jing.
His fire-tipped spear was pointed directly at Li Jing: "You bastard, even though I'm dead, you still want to ruin my clay sculpture. You're not my father!"
Li Jing was in a difficult situation, and he was no match for Nezha at the moment.
He was kicked away by Nezha.
Just as Nezha was about to thrust his spear at Li Jing, he caught a glimpse of Li Jing beating up Taiyi Zhenren in the sky for his wife:
"Hmph, since you still care about your mother, I'll spare your life!"
...
The world of Benny Chan's version of Investiture of the Gods, the Li family mansion.
Originally, Li Jing and the Pipa Spirit were enjoying a pleasant time, but when they saw Li Jing's dedication to Lady Yin in the sky, things changed.
Pipa Fairy's expression changed drastically in an instant, and she slammed her wine cup onto the table: "Well, well, you say you love me, but you're such a hypocrite behind my back! You dare to hit the Immortal Master for Lady Yin!"
Li Jing felt extremely guilty: "Calm down, calm down. This is all for the sake of the child. The child is the reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl. We must protect such a precious child."
.....
"Immortal Master, please open the precious lotus quickly!" Li Jing said, clasping his hands in greeting.
"Yes, yes, yes, I'll open it now, I'll open it now." Master Taiyi was about to open the lotus when he suddenly stopped.
Li Jing asked in confusion, "What are you waiting for?"
"I can't remember the password!" Master Taiyi replied with a worried expression.
[Everyone fell silent, and Shen Gongbao, who had been secretly spying, collapsed backward!]
...
Not only were Li Jing and Shen Gongbao and the others in the sky speechless.
The immortals of all the heavens and myriad realms were so speechless that they laughed in exasperation!
"You, Taiyi, are so careless in your work!"
"You can forget this! You're something else!"
Tai Er Zhenren, who knew 2 Cold Jokes, covered his head and chuckled: "Oh my, such a high-class lotus actually has a password?"
In the Legend of Nezha, Taiyi Zhenren was speechless: "Such carelessness leaves me speechless before my master."
In the world of Investiture of the Gods, Taiyi Zhenren wished he could rush up and beat up his counterpart from another world: "What on earth is this guy doing? Drinking leads to trouble, it's really causing trouble!"
...
Finally, Master Taiyi unlocked the Lotus with his fingerprint, releasing the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Orb.
Just as Master Taiyi was about to step forward to take the spirit pearl, the steward suddenly spoke up: "The tavern is having a grand opening with everything at 50% off!"
[The wine-loving Master Taiyi immediately turned around, and the steward seized the opportunity to snatch the spirit pearl, but Li Jing grabbed his wrist: "I felt something was off about you just now."]
"Ah? It's a puppet talisman!" Master Taiyi discovered and removed the puppet talisman from the steward's back, causing the steward to faint.
But while the two were distracted, the midwife behind them quietly took away the spirit pearl and the demon pill, letting out a sinister laugh.
"She's also been hit by the Puppet Talisman!" Master Taiyi exclaimed in shock.
"You want it so badly? Then I'll give you one back!" The midwife placed the magic orb into the array.
"Stop!" Li Jing rushed forward anxiously and shattered the stone artifact with a punch, but the formation was already complete, and magical power began to surge.
"It's over." Master Taiyi's face was ashen.
The power of the Demon Orb, activated by the array, entered Lady Yin's womb.
The crimson demonic aura that filled the air stunned the villagers.
The midwife then handed the spirit pearl to Shen Gongbao, who then disappeared with it.
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