Taiyi Zhenren covered his face, almost curling up into a ball.
That's so embarrassing. Getting slapped in the face is embarrassing enough.
The second time, he still got beaten up for being arrogant!
Even more embarrassing!
Master Yuding couldn't stop laughing, and comforted him as he said, "Junior brother, you're in such a bad situation! You'd better be careful in the future and avoid getting into fights, or people will just slap you in the face!"
...
[Magic power surged in the sky, stars transformed into arrays, and finally coalesced into a gigantic alchemy furnace, which was brought down upon the location of the Primordial Chaos Pearl.]
The old man, with an air of otherworldly wisdom, sat high on a lotus platform, casting spells to refine the Primordial Chaos Pearl.
Both Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao bowed respectfully and exclaimed, "Master!"
[The Primordial Pearl, enveloped by the alchemy furnace, wailed and struggled, gradually shrinking in size.]
[Finally, the Chaos Pearl transformed into two small, round beads, one blue and one red, which floated out of the alchemy furnace.]
...
The world of Investiture of the Gods, Biyou Palace.
The Master of the Heavenly Sect was preaching to his disciples and followers.
He didn't usually care much about the appearances of the younger generation.
However, when Yuanshi Tianzun, a contemporary of his, appeared, his eyes lit up instantly!
"Is this the Primordial Celestial Venerable of another world?"
"Just like him, he has an otherworldly air and extraordinary demeanor! I imagine that I, in another world, would also be a person of great stature, untouched by worldly dust!"
The Master of Heaven thought to himself.
The disciples and their followers joined in the celebration: "Uncle-Master has such an extraordinary bearing; Master must be just as impressive!"
Suddenly, a barrage of comments appeared in the sky.
Why is Yuanshi Tianzun, the celestial being in Nezha's story, so otherworldly and venerable, while Tongtian Jiaozhu in Investiture of the Gods II is portrayed as a villain?
The Grand Master of Heaven frowned sharply: "Voldemort? What is that? Why would he use it to describe me?"
The disciples were also seeing such a description for the first time, and were completely bewildered.
"Voldemort, those three words sound rather ugly, don't they?"
"My master is the Tongtian Sect Leader, how could he be associated with such a vulgar description as Voldemort?"
...
"After I refined this Chaos Pearl, it split into a Spirit Pearl and a Demon Orb."
"The Demon Orb's primordial spirit is indestructible. I have cast a Heavenly Tribulation Curse, which will summon heavenly lightning to destroy the Demon Orb in three years. During this period, it must be carefully guarded."
[The lotus petals coalesced, enveloping the spirit orb and the demon pill.]
[Then, guided by Yuanshi Tianzun, it bypassed Shen Gongbao and flew to Taiyi Zhenren's hands.]
"Li Jing is a man chosen by Heaven. The Spirit Pearl can be reincarnated as his third son. This task is entrusted to you."
"Eleven of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun Mountain have already been nurtured. If you can successfully cultivate the Spirit Pearl, the last position will be yours."
Taiyi Zhenren bowed joyfully: "Thank you for your guidance, Master! Thank you for your guidance, Master!"
"After the Spirit Pearl was born, he was named Nezha." Yuanshi Tianzun communicated with Taiyi Zhenren throughout, almost completely ignoring his other disciple, Shen Gongbao.
Shen Gongbao's expression was full of disappointment, his eyes filled with resentment, and he remained silent with his head down.
...
In the world of Investiture of the Gods, at the Shang army camp.
Seeing that he had become completely invisible, Shen Gongbao also sighed heavily in his heart:
"Master, why do you look down on me so much?"
"Why must we, the disciples of the Jie Sect, suffer so much injustice!"
Sure enough, in any world, he was always the one despised by the Primordial Celestial Venerable.
He clearly performed better than Taiyi Zhenren in the sky; at least he looked much better!
How did Taiyi Zhenren, that genuine fat pig, win the favor of Yuanshi Tianzun?
...
The world of 100,000 Cold Jokes, Chen Tang Pass.
Li Jing was still anxiously asking his child, "Where is my child? Where is he?"
Now, the Primordial Celestial Venerable has personally promised to let the Spirit Pearl be born as his third child!
His child is a divine pearl!
This excited him immensely; he wanted to see just how dashing his good son looked!
From behind the screen, a child's innocent face peeked out: "Daddy!"
"Is this my precious child?" Li Jing was overjoyed and was about to step forward to hug his child.
Then a huge child, whose body was muscular and whose height was ten feet, came out!
Upon seeing that this person's arms were even wider than his own body, Li Jing froze on the spot.
"This was just born?"
He almost drew his sword and killed this monster!
But remembering that he was the reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl, he swallowed his anger.
"Forget it, you are at least the reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl, so you are definitely different from ordinary children, but your appearance is just too ugly."
Li Jing covered his face helplessly.
...
The Legend of Nezha.
Li Jing's wife gave birth to a large fleshy ball, which terrified the two maids.
Upon hearing of the birth of his child, Li Jing rushed to the room.
"My child is a divine pearl descended to earth! This is Li Jing's great fortune!"
But instead of seeing the child, he saw a huge ball of flesh!
"what!"
Li Jing was completely terrified when he saw this!
"Is this really my son?"
But he resisted the urge to abandon the child: "A reincarnation of the Spirit Pearl, truly extraordinary!"
[5] The hot-tempered Lady Yin smashes up a temple! Li Jing in the TVB version of the story finds it disgusting: How vulgar!
"A joyous occasion makes one's spirits soar!" Master Taiyi sang as he rode his flying pig, sipping wine as he did so.
"Come on, have a drink with me!" He was already quite drunk, so he grabbed the pig's nose and started chugging alcohol down his throat, letting out a hearty, drunken laugh.
[The flying pig's originally stable flight became shaky and unsteady after drinking alcohol.]
...
The world of Ji Gong, Lingyin Temple.
The monks at Lingyin Temple all looked disgusted at the sight.
The monk Guangliang frowned, put his hands together and said, "Amitabha, this person has no qualifications to be an immortal. He is revered as an immortal, yet he does such worldly things. It is truly shameful."
He reprimanded the young monks in the temple: "Such unrestrained behavior is unbecoming of immortals. We monks are not allowed to imitate such immortals."
"Your Uncle Ji Dian has gone astray!"
He watched as Ji Gong sat on the railing, drinking and eating meat, shaking his head and sighing.
The monks nodded in agreement, expressing their dissatisfaction and disdain for Taiyi Zhenren's behavior.
Ji Gong, however, didn't care about what others thought. Watching Taiyi Zhenren riding a pig and drinking wine, he smiled knowingly, fanning himself, and muttered:
"So this real person is a kindred spirit of mine. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart. Having good thoughts in one's heart is better than having good thoughts on one's lips."
"But you can't drink while riding a pig, and you can't drink while riding a pig. Who drinks for their mount? You're a real character, hahaha!"
...
The world of Chinese Paladin.
Above the clouds, the Sword Immortal of Wine rode his wine gourd, carrying his disciple Li Xiaoyao towards Mount Shu.
"I'm warning you, you're not allowed to call me Master in Mount Shu."
The Drunken Sword Immortal was explaining the rules to Li Xiaoyao.
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