This is not just taking advantage of Red Boy, it's clearly taking advantage of him!
The Bull Demon King rolled up his sleeves, "I'm going to have to have a serious talk with him!"
Red Boy followed, spear in hand, "Father, I'm here too!"
In the blink of an eye, only Princess Iron Fan remained in the Banana Cave. She clenched her fists and roared, "Sun! Wu! Kong!"
……
Upon seeing Pigsy, Sun Wukong exclaimed, "Ugly fool!"
In the Land of Women, Pigsy's laughter abruptly stopped, and he glared angrily at Monkey King.
"You shameless stable boy! How dare you make fun of me like that!"
"It's one thing for you to call me 'idiot' all the time, but today you've even called me 'ugly idiot'!"
Pigsy chased after Monkey and they started fighting, while Monkey just chuckled.
“I’m not wrong, you idiot. Tell me, aren’t you an ugly fool?”
"Pah!" Pigsy spat and picked up his rake to hit Monkey.
Sha Wujing muttered to himself, "What my senior brother said makes a lot of sense."
Pigsy turned his head in disbelief, "Brother Sandy, even you have been corrupted by this stinky monkey."
“What do you mean by ‘gone bad’?” Sun Wukong said with a smile, “That’s called having a discerning eye. Even Brother Sha has seen through your true nature!”
The three brothers immediately started making a ruckus. Tang Sanzang gripped his staff, took a deep breath, and silently chanted: Don't get angry, don't get angry...
……
Just as everyone in the heavens was laughing uncontrollably, the sky suddenly changed!
[Among the four travelers, Pigsy is undoubtedly a master of witty comebacks. Please watch the first video!]
[Tang Sanzang lamented in grief: "You tyrant! You are so tyrant! Because of your lust for pleasure and beauty, so many children have been unjustly killed."]
[Pigsy: "Master, what's wrong with you? Aren't you just bringing someone else's coffin into your own home and crying over it? What business is it of yours if he hurts his people?"]
[Please watch the second video!]
Sun Wukong: "Your Majesty, this is because when we were returning, we passed the Tongtian River, and that old turtle threw us into the river."
[Emperor Taizong of Tang: "Why did the old turtle throw you all into the river?"]
[Pigsy: "This is all my master's fault for breaking his promise. When we arrived in the Western Paradise and met the Buddha, he forgot about the task he was entrusted with!"]
……
"Hahahaha! I thought Sun Wukong's mouth was sharp enough, but I didn't expect Zhu Bajie's mouth to be even sharper, hahaha!"
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People from all the heavens and myriad realms were overjoyed; his ability to roast people was truly top-notch.
Moreover, it seems that he even criticizes his master Tang Sanzang. Tsk tsk, how much resentment must he have accumulated over time?
"But the words may be crude, but the principle is sound. Pigsy may be a bit sharp-tongued, but he never made a single wrong point when he insulted Tang Sanzang."
"Hahaha, what a great way to bring someone else's coffin to your own home and cry about it. Of course, it's a matter for another country. Just feel sorry for it and move on. There's no need to be so sentimental."
"Regarding the old turtle incident, although Pigsy exposed Tang Sanzang in front of him, the breach of trust was indeed Tang Sanzang's own doing."
Being roasted like that by his own disciple, Tang Sanzang must be really annoyed, hahaha!
……
The world of Journey to the West.
Sha Wujing stood obediently to one side, head down, covering his mouth, without uttering a sound.
Sun Wukong, who was standing to the side, started laughing unrestrainedly. He jumped next to Zhu Bajie, stopped making a fuss, and patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder.
"You idiot, although you're usually a bit lazy, it seems you're not without merit. At least your mouth is quite good!"
As Sun Wukong spoke, he laughed so hard he fell to the ground.
Pigsy scratched his head and said smugly, "That's right, my old pig can still talk a lot of nonsense."
Tang Sanzang was so angry that his neck turned red, but he couldn't do anything about his disciples.
Turning around and seeing Sha Wujing's honest appearance, I felt somewhat comforted, at least I still had a disciple who was relatively honest.
..... ... 0
The moment this thought crossed Tang Sanzang's mind, he suddenly heard Sha Wujing make a "pfft" sound.
The next moment, Sha Wujing covered his mouth tightly, but his shoulders shook with laughter.
Tang Sanzang: ? ? ?
……
Senior brother, oh senior brother, the world.
The White Lotus Taoist, barefoot, said slowly, "Little Crystal Cicada, this plan is crucial to the great prosperity of our sect, so you must do it well."
"So, this pig is my reincarnated disciple?" Jing Chan clenched her fists, her face full of ferocity.
The White Lotus Taoist turned around in confusion, following the gaze of the Crystal Cicada to the sky, where he saw Pigsy undermining Tang Sanzang.
He glanced at the scriptures displayed beside him, made an "uh" sound, and tapped Jingchan on the head.
"It's alright, Little Crystal Cicada. Your disciple seems quite lively, so you won't be bored on your journey to the West."
Jingchan turned her head and looked at Bailian Daoist with a deep gaze, "In that case, how about I let you be my disciple?"
The White Lotus Taoist opened his fan with a "whoosh" and said without hesitation, "Then let's forget about it."
……
[Please watch the third video!]
[Pigsy: "The Second Madam is so eager to keep you here, what's wrong with staying a few more days?"]
[Pigsy: "Are you in such a hurry to leave? Is your father or your mother up ahead?"]
Tang Sanzang was furious: "Bajie, you idiot!"
Please watch the video again!
Outside Flower Fruit Mountain, Pigsy shouts: "Bah! You damned monkey, you want to be a demon instead of a monk!"
Pigsy: "You refuse my invitation! You're ungrateful! You wretched stable boy!"
……
The Western Paradise, Leiyin Temple.
Without involving themselves further, the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas remained unmoved as they watched Pigsy's mouth raging across the sky.
Anyway... it's not like they're being insulted, and besides, it involves the rise of the West. Pigsy is destined to be Tang Sanzang's disciple, so let him be a little sarcastic.
Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Zhu Bajie on the sky with a complicated expression.
"Thank you for your hard work, Jin Chanzi."
Neither of her two disciples was easy to deal with; she didn't even know which of the two, Pigsy or Monkey, had a more forgiving tongue.
When one person gives a nickname, they can call anyone whatever they want, regardless of who the other person is. Another person can be even more sarcastic, but at least they don't actually insult them.
At most, Jin Chanzi will suffer some hardship.
……
The world of Journey to the West.
Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground laughing, suddenly stopped laughing and leaped up.
"You idiot!" Sun Wukong rolled up his sleeves and glared at him, saying, "You dare to curse the弼马温 (Bima Wen, the弼马温) outside my Flower Fruit Mountain!"
Tang Sanzang, who had also been poisoned by Zhu Bajie's mouth, immediately chimed in, "Bajie, you've really gone too far this time."
"First, you repeatedly disrespected your master and undermined him. Now you're cursing Wukong like this. No matter what, Wukong and I are both your teachers!"
"Did you hear me! You ugly idiot!"
Sun Wukong pulled out his golden cudgel, "Today I'm going to teach you a lesson!"
Unlike his previous playful antics, Sun Wukong now specifically targeted Zhu Bajie's thick, resilient, and painful spots.
[138] First courtesy, then force; first bow, then start cursing. Sha Wujing's main approach is politeness, but not much of it!
Pigsy dodged and howled, "Master! What are you doing here? If I can go outside Flower Fruit Mountain to yell and curse, it must be because this stinky monkey refuses to go on the journey to the West."
"Oh dear! Monkey King, Monkey King, that's enough! This Monkey King refuses to go on the journey to the West, it must be because Master scolded him again without even knowing the facts."
"And once Brother Monkey leaves, won't you, Master, be captured by the monsters again? And you're still here to support him? In the end, your flesh will be roasted and eaten by the monsters."
……
Senior brother, oh senior brother, the world.
Outside the South Heavenly Gate, Bian Zhuang said with a smile, "This Pigsy's mouth is really sharp. Water God, do you know who this Pigsy is?"
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